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Elegance Is Learned!

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Kim Zolciak is NOT going to be happy!

Just listen to the GROUNDBREAKING new single from The Real Housewives of NYC's very own Countess LuAnn, called Money Can't Buy You ClASS!

It's as if Auto Tune became a cognizant, free-thinking entity and unleashed on this track!

Check out the song below.

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285 comments to “Elegance Is Learned!”

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  1. 1

    She's right, money CAN'T buy you class. Is this song autobiographical?



  2. 2

    i can't stand this pointless, vapid twat. she's the worst.



  3. 3

    she's a piece of work. her song sucks, she's two faced and her outfit is certainly not classy either. can't stomach her!

  4. MAESY says – reply to this


    4

    o..m..g.. this is so sad



  5. 5

    Money CAN buy you a horrific, trashy-sounding debut single however! WAHOO!



  6. 6

    i thought it was sandy b for a sec!!!!



  7. 7

    Good Lord . . .



  8. 8

    crap. she can't sing worth shit.



  9. 9

    This is horrible..ughz.. why???



  10. 10

    insanely terrible!



  11. 11

    this is shit



  12. 12

    Horrifying. Just horrifying.



  13. 13

    HAHA AMAZING.



  14. 14

    weird…and not in a good way



  15. 15

    I didn't like this single.



  16. 16

    this is actually one of the worst songs i've ever hearddd ahaha, its actually awful:| poor girl,



  17. 17

    whoa! this makes "tardy for the party" sound like a grammy winner! SO bad!

  18. KayC says – reply to this


    18

    Um..she's not even singing. And the chorus is totally digitized.



  19. 19

    I don't mind autotune, interesting things can be done with it. But when people CAN'T FUCKING SING, they shouldn't be allowed to use it, I'm sorry. Sick of everyone with no talent making cash by auto tuning the shit out of their vocals.



  20. 20

    If this song was sung by RuPaul I would have LOVED it. But she's just pretending to be a drag queen here.



  21. 21

    money can't buy you talent either



  22. 22

    Money can't buy her singing lessons either…



  23. 23

    It sounds like a dragqueen sings this….maybe money paid for a drag queen to sing for her



  24. 24

    um why does she sound like RuPaul in this? and since when is singing merely talking? and whats with the titty top? she comes across more like countASS luann more than anything else.



  25. 25

    horrible!!



  26. 26

    Flat and tuneless. No musicality. And she's sounds like man–OH, Yeah!



  27. 27

    oh wow, thats BAD



  28. 28

    Horrible. How embarassing for the Countess!!



  29. 29

    I actually like trashy, autotuned pop music like this and even I find this to be completely god awful! she's anything but elegant herself. UGH



  30. 30

    horrible horrible horrible!



  31. 31

    So money can't buy you class, but it can buy you fake record deal



  32. 32

    lmao!!! anyone can get make a song these days. smh



  33. 33

    just weird.



  34. 34

    How awful. Really. She you'd have titled it, No Amout of Sound Production can make me sound good". She is so stupid. Here kids want to live with their dad!

  35. SusyQ says – reply to this


    35

    HORRIBLE!!! NASTY OLD WOMAN NEEDS TO CRAWL BACK IN THE SEWER



  36. 36

    Hahahahaahah this is funny; but the words are some whatt true. Sorry people money can't buy you class!

  37. mgh says – reply to this


    37

    lol, sounds like a 80's tune. what do these people think. seriously
    and who actually decides to produce it
    lol
    shit



  38. 38

    Money obviously can't buy you classy clothing either. Yuck.

  39. spade says – reply to this


    39

    I can't believe she actually did this. I'm embarrassed for her. You know the other housewives are going to have a hey-day with this. I feel bad for her kids. This has to be mortifying for them, yikes! Hope there's a music video to come. That will be better than an SNL spoof, for sure.



  40. 40

    This shit suck. Is she trying to portray Madonna…She may have money, but that can't buy her a good record. That Auto Tune drives me nuts.



  41. 41

    But seriously, is this supposed to be a song? A joke? What is it? Terrible. And how many packs a day does this nobody smoke?



  42. 42

    I've been bombarded by sarah palin's idiot vibes for so long that I actually like this crappy song. OMG! Help Me!



  43. 43

    Luann is not elegant, not classy, not someone any of us aspire to be like other than inheriting money - she's just a boney stick to hang an archaic title upon.

    Even if I hadn't seen the show and witnessed what a bored, insipid creature she is - I am blind-sided by this horrid song.

    It's just her talking through a synthesizer about something she knows nothing about!
    Count must not have left her enough to pay for real producers.



  44. 44

    this song sucks ass.



  45. 45

    Is she 50 something? ew



  46. 46

    OhMG. Tranny, much?

  47. LCFB says – reply to this


    47

    i would throw rocks at her if i ever saw her on stage



  48. 48

    She really is a Tranny! Money can't buy her class or it seems a voice. She is really pathetic with wearing an outfit like that when she is pushing 60, tacky, tackless and countless is she.



  49. 49

    I quizzed my mom on who she thought this was, just playing the song. She said Richard Simmons!



  50. 50

    That was the worst thing I have ever heard. Even worse than Simply Reds rendition of "Go Now" or the Avril Lavigne song from Alice in Wonderland. OMG.



  51. 51

    Sounds about as good as anything Lady Caca has put out. hahaha



  52. 52

    this will be in every drag bar in the country. I can see some bitch just working it for all it's worth on Rupaul's drag race next season'



  53. 53

    she a cross dressing F@g



  54. 54

    Okay - this has got to stop. Reality fame whores who think they can sing. This is about as ridiculous as it gets - can't stand her and the song is just plain STUPID. Who would buy this? MONEY SURE DIDN'T BUY HER ANY CLASS CAUSE THIS IS CLASSLESS. Stop the insanity.



  55. 55

    Would Ru Paul approve? I think so!! Girl, you better work!



  56. 56

    wow i thought it was a man singing, jeez that was bad

  57. SS18 says – reply to this


    57

    Horror scene.
    Is this a woman?



  58. 58

    But Money Can buy you a voice?

    HAHAHAHAHA
    Oh those Z listers when will they learn they can'y buy there dignity back.



  59. 59

    I feel bad for her kids - can you just imagine her teenage daughter at a party with her friends and this piece of crap starts to play!!! How embarrassingt!!!



  60. 60

    money can't buy you a good producer or voice coach apparently. I'd rather be tardy for the party



  61. 61

    horribleee



  62. 62

    There is clearly no God, otherwise this would have never existed.

  63. Laury says – reply to this


    63

    Can money buy her a decent singing voice, then?



  64. 64

    OMG - I read somewhere that she is 44 - not holding up well if that is true which I doubt it is - this song is cringeworthy.



  65. 65

    I think my ears are bleeding!



  66. 66

    LUCKY FOR LUANN BECAUSE SHE HAS NIETHER MONEY OR CLASS.COUNTLESS LULU…….



  67. 67

    That Cover+That Song Title=IRONY…..



  68. 68

    apparently, money can't buy you a singing voice either.



  69. 69

    this song is almost vomit-inducing.

    and jesus, how old is she? 80? She should be wearing a World's Greatest Grandma sweater instead of a corset.

    Bleh.



  70. 70

    Hahahaha!! Is that a joke!!?? She sounds like a man…possibly the worst song i have ever heard!



  71. 71

    I thought the commercial was awful, but I expected that to be the very rough, unedited, raw (and I do mean raw) sneak peek. This final cut is actually WAY worse. I'm stunned. I don't think that it gets significantly more classless than releasing this single. Wow.

    I hope she feels satisfied with her single and that she got the music bug out of her system. It's really not appropriate to waste any more money on efforts to force the image of LuAnn as a music artist.



  72. 72

    that's atrocious. my mom watches this shit, it makes me sad



  73. 73

    oh. my. god. I think my ears just started to bleed. And you'd think that someone who considers herself so above it all would have learned by now that anyone who uses the word "class" obviously has none.



  74. 74

    is this a joke?

  75. imj says – reply to this


    75

    Tardy for the party is sooo much better than this and its not that great but I could dance to that song. LuAnn should have autotuned the whole song instead of talking through it. Its boring but I like the beat though.



  76. 76

    oh yeah you're real elegant with your tits being suffocated in that corset! and what the eff is this effing song?! it is the worst thing i have EVER heard in my life.



  77. 77

    Money can't buy you a voice either. Dang, that was just buck nasty!



  78. 78

    She sounds like a drag queen and I wish that was a joke.



  79. 79

    she sounds like rupaul



  80. 80

    first thing…miss thang sounds like a really gay dude! LOL
    check out a band in the nineties called "Army Of Lovers"! LOL the the similarities r there! LOL ha ha ha ha
    only this track is terrible and A.O.L doesn't use vocoders or auto-tune! LOL



  81. 81

    what the eff…..

    Perez, what is this shite? "GROUNDBREAKING" better be sarcasm…



  82. 82

    A few more smokes and she'll sound like Harvey Fierstein.



  83. 83

    OMGGGGG This woman sounds soooo OLD. The autotune is doing nothing for her, this is scratching my ears and it is really really awful. Rich people love to waste money on failed entertainment careers. Money can't make you a singer you old hag, go take care of your kids and give Juanita and Lupe the night off.



  84. 84

    that is shockingly bad



  85. 85

    I agree with the other posters who would rather be Tardy for the Party as well!! #FAIL



  86. 86

    Jeffry Star should have done this song…



  87. 87

    Money can't help her quit smoking obviously.



  88. 88

    If she doesn't want to be called a drag queen, she shouldn't put out a single sounding like one. Money did buy her vocal effects. Just like her tone deaf songstress Kim Z.



  89. 89

    Sounds like a dude.



  90. 90

    This is a joke right? This can NOT be for reals.. And OH HOLY HELL if it is. OH MY GOD. You can use all the auto tune you want but if you cant carry a tune you will still SUCK balls. The song should say money cant buy you a hit.. FUCKIN HELL FIRE



  91. 91

    Wow this is song is horrible.



  92. 92

    "Money can't buy you class," "Elegance is learned"… well said. Now, go take off that corset, and put on something more age appropriate. Really, when did advertising one's bits become elegant?
    RuPaul is the only gal I know who could actually pull this "song" off. Seriously. Somebody get Ru on the phone.. LOLz!



  93. 93

    Holy shit, this is hilarious! LOL!!



  94. 94

    Is this effing serious? How embarrassing for her kids!!!



  95. 95

    who was the genius who allowed her to record this garbage?



  96. 96

    Luann, Luann, Luann…………..that is fucking God awful.



  97. 97

    she sounds like a total tranny, loves it!



  98. 98

    Wow that was TERRIBLE. First of all, she sounded like Lil Wayne. And I was just uncomfortable the whole time I listened to that…wow.



  99. 99

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ow my ears…



  100. 100

    money should buy you a good songwriter and record producer…just stick to what you do best bitching at each other and forget about singing when you are not a singer

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