Just Quit It, Douchebag
First Miley Cyrus did it and now John Mayer is thinking about quitting Twitter.
Hell to the effing yes!
Lately he's been thinking about deleting his Twitter, saying:
"Every night for the last two weeks, I think about canceling Twitter. The only positive thing on Twitter is saying 'Thank you' and directing [followers] to something cool and important."
Oh you mean like Twatting about having a "thorough cavity search at the US customs office"??
So cool and informative!
He hasn't revealed exactly why he plans on getting rid of his account, but he did add:
"Why do I want more haters? If someone had told me when I signed up, I'd get half a million haters … It's all about the approval."
If you had just asked us first, we would have told you that you'd get half a million haters!!
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!
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Tags: deleting, douchebags, finally, haters, miley cyrus, twitter
The Crazy Quaids Just Won't Quit
And your telling him this Perez the person who 98% of comments of his site are against him yeah your one to talk. He has more supporters and fans than you so in the end of the day he can always outshine you.
Perez, are you just mad that he won't let you bang him in the ass?
I like him but I'm not sure what it is he does. I saw him try to sing and play an instrument, but he wasn't very good at that.
FINALLY! hes going to shut his mouth…at least for the time being.
He's still drinking? Looks like the "Higher Power" scam has failed again!
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Look dude just keep telling us who you banged the snot out of
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All we want to know is how hot the chic was you screwed
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Us losers want to know what it's like to be wanted by the stars
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Clue us in Johnny boy
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I never liked his shitty music, he is so overated!!! And then to top it off, he 's a stupid douchebag who would be better off keeping his mouth shut!!!!
You need to stop talking about John Mayer…one of the greatest musician out there!
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WE LOVE YOU JOHN MAYER YOU ARE AWESOME…KEEP BEING YOU MAN DONT CHANGE FOR ANYONE THATS WHY ALL YOUR ALBUMS HIT NO. 1
He's a total ass-hole, and his image will never be rehabilitated.
I don't know why you hate him so much ? is it because hes waaaaaaay better looking then you. He is talented, has waaaaaay more fans then you. People actually like him for being blunt, and he can likely get any girl (or guy he wanted). Unlike you where you bash people, for simply being a jealous fat piece of shit. You have no talented, if you call stealing stories from other sites talent, you're an idiot. You're going to die ALONE & MISERABLE. Enjoy your pathetic life fatass.
Nice to see you're still bitter and pressed over him, Perez.
Re: rejco100 –
john mayer never said he was going "sober." dumb ass.
Listen Perez, I understand that you're upset that John doesn't love you but there was no real reason for this story to be posted. The only reason you posted this is so you could post stupid remarks under his quotes. In all honesty, just one of John's tweets is 10 times more entertaining than any of the stuff you come out with. Sorry if you have so much hate in your silly little mind that you simply can't let the past be the past. You are a fool.
i don't understand the whole obsession with john mayer.
he's not even a good-looking guy, i wouldn't fuck him at all!
he's one of the most annoying 'celebs' out there!
OMG! It's so sad how jealous you are that John actually has talent and real fans to speak of. While you, you just steal "news" aka complete garbage from other gossip sites and use paint to draw on their faces like you're 3 years old. You're really going places bub….not.
It's pathetic that you can't just admit that you envy that he has actual intelligence to contribute to the world rather the verbal diarrhea that comes out of your mouth every time you speak or post.
If you did actual research or found your own stories you would know all the amazing things John does and that he actually has millions of fans who appreciate him and his music. If you want a real story on who John is as a person and the "douchebag" things he does why don't you try visiting the Issac Foundation website or the Military Outreach Ministry or Haiti or pet rescue centers websites that he has given. Why don't you ask any one of his fans or people he has met what kind of person he is.
Ya know a wise man once said "When they own the information they can bend it all they want."
And rather then present whole truths all you and other gossip sites and tabloids do is present half. Assuming and banking on the fact that your readers reveal in others misery and will mindlessly believe what you say as written. But we're not. I'm here to tell you that we know your game Perez. We know that you hide behind all this "glitter" all this negativity because you want to try to conceal that you have no thoughts of your own worth sharing and are scared that no one will accept you as a normal good human being. If that is your goal then keep going like your going. Your doing a great job at making a total mockery of yourself. But if you want at some point to be recognized as a self respecting person who is honest not only with the world but more importantly to yourself- I suggest you take a leaf out of John Mayer's book. A person who still has dignity, talent, and a worth left in himself.
Perez you never cease to amaze. You take every guy that won't have you and try to run them down. John Mayer has more class on a bad day then you will ever have on your best. He's very talented and yes people like to hear what he has to say, even if it is just a silly off the cuff comment about nothing important. At least he's entertaining. I think the fact that he has over 3 million followers says something about what people want. Somehow I don't think quite so many people give a shit about you.
JMafia: You hit him, we hit you! BAM!
a little bitter,aren't we?
Dear Perez, I hate your stinking guts. You make me want to vomit. You're the scum between my toes, Love Kaila.
Dear Perez, I hate your stinking guts. You make me want to vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Kaila
Real reason you're pissed at John? (besides the fact that you're manstruating…):
Youtube: John Mayer Stand Up Perez Hilton is an idiot
John's the center of the universe…. not you! Thanks.
#WELOVEJM
Polo Molina (Black Eyed Peas manager), where are you?
There's no red wine or Ambien but Perez is definitely talking sh*t again.
#welovejm
Hey, maybe now he will realise just how irrelevant he is. About time too. Bye John don't hurry back.
Re: Spring21 – Hey, Congrats on commenting on someone you find irrelevant! You sure do know how to get your point across, you clever thing!
Next time you feel the need to be clever surprise us all and pick up a dictionary and look up the word "realize", not "realise."
Bye, Spring and your God-awful pollen! …and don't hurry back.
#welovejm
Re: soccerchick26 – He did kiss Perez….
Perez, I totally understand where you are coming from. Really. I would feel exactly the same way. If Mayer kissed me and spent some time with me and then rejected me, I too would be devastated. It would ruin my life. I would cry every day and obsess about his every move. All that would be left is a pathetic shell of a human being. I'm with you brother….he is a god and like you, I totally worship him.
Maybe you should take your own advice Perez. I personally have never listened to a damn word you have ever said. It sounds like you just regurgitate (yep puke up) celebrity "news" and can't make a statement of your own. At least John's comments are witty, funny, or inspiring and his own and not stollen. The man is amazing and you are just envious. A deadly sin… to your career. Or whatever you call it is what you do. Make like a tree man…
Listening > prattling.
Next time he will listen to Jennifer when she told him it could be destructive and he then made the comment about her age and fame.
Maybe it's finally getting through that thick skull of his…….duh, maybe you should just play guitar and shut up.
Perez, if you don't like the things he Tweets, then stop following him. It's really quite simple.
I CAN'T STAND WHEN PEOPLE SAY HATERS!! IT MAKES THEM SOUND LIKE THEYRE SO GREAT THAT PEOPLE JUST TALK SHIT BECAUSE THEYRE ENVIOUS.. PLEASE!!! WHEN YOUR A DOUCHE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO STATE THE FUCKIN OBVIOUS..
Re: Jay D 78 – Hey ballsack, congrats on the witty retort!
However, there is one thing wrong with your comment – some of us speak proper English, not bastardised "American" English. May I ask if you are familiar with a quaint little place known as England? Well funnily enough, this England place is where the English language developed. In this funny little country called England, they spell the word "realise" with an 'S', as do most countries that rightfully employ the use of proper English.
So to sum up, please refrain from being a presumptuous, sanctimonious little arsewipe. You only succeed in making yourself, your children, and your children's children look like a menagerie of knob polishers. Peace out poobag.
i hope he gets ass screwed and gets aids and goes away