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The Situation Takes Manscaping To The Next Level!

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There isn't a trace of hair on this guy — anywhere!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was spotted in his Ed Hardy skivvies revealing his toned physique, lack of a happy trail and beyond!

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110 comments to “The Situation Takes Manscaping To The Next Level!”

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  1. 1

    he would be the FIRST one to say hairless is not for the homeless



  2. 2

    Ughhhhh he is so beautiful



  3. 3

    VOMIT…. these kids got to go!



  4. 4

    Is that uncommon in the US? … and his body looks kind of unproportional.



  5. 5

    This is discusting…



  6. 6

    GUH-ROSS!



  7. 7

    The situation is GROSS and loves himself MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE….narcissist he probably gets a hard on looking at himself in the mirror every morning…EWWWWWWWWWWW



  8. 8

    i just puked shit.



  9. 9

    Oh…I just puked im my mouth!



  10. 10

    he is so fugly.. the only good thing maybe the abs



  11. 11

    GOD! Everytime I see this douche I want to vomit! Thanks for ruining my night, Perez.



  12. 12

    Who the hell walks around holding their bathing suit like that? He's so conceited it's sickening.

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


    13

    Maybe that's his special 'situation.' Lol.



  14. 14

    Is it just my imagination … but I think somebody squirted their super-soaker on his mid-section when he wasn't looking, or he super-soakered himself ?!?



  15. 15

    Re: AnnaSigny

    *disgusting



  16. 16

    QUIT SHOWING OFF AND POSE NUDE FOR PLAYGIRL I'M TYPING CAPS CAUSE I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED THIS MANS BODY IS A WORK OF ART



  17. 17

    Where are his legs?

  18. djsol says – reply to this


    18

    this guy is disgusting. steroids have made his body all out of proportion. and lets not talk about his mug. ugh!



  19. 19

    when do his gay sex photos come out? these jerks have got to go.



  20. 20

    i dont think that "the situation" is that bad looking, but for those of you who think so….

    forget the face, fuck the base =D



  21. 21

    he loves his abs but his abs are all weird lookin



  22. 22

    chicken legs! mother effer needs to know that there is an upper and lower body. fool should wear pants on the beach.



  23. 23

    ewww this guy is gross . he needs to grow up and act his age for once he is just down right gross and of he probs shaves everynight he is just ew ew ew ew his body doesnt even loook normal wow



  24. 24

    he's so fucking obsessed with his own body to a disgusting extent…



  25. 25

    Here's a breakdown of what is wrong with this picture:

    =Ed Hardy….nuff said

    =Hairless as Justin Bieber…gross and super gay

    =Muscular chest, stomach and arms….yet chicken legs

    =This guy just oozes douchebaggery



  26. 26

    I think I just vomited a little.



  27. 27

    Whatta "butter-face"!! Seriously, this wanker is gettin a little top-heavy. Dude, work on the legs. And that 'Ed Hardy' shizz!!!! Does ANYONE besides greasy, guido and guidettes wear that garbage?!!?



  28. 28

    Fucking juice head.



  29. 29

    Is it "Jersey Shore" or The Pines?
    Jes' sayin'.



  30. 30

    Ewwwwwwww! He's all plastic and bloated and without hair! Is that a REAL MAN!?!?!!? I think not! Disgusting!



  31. 31

    i'd hit that…if he wore a bag on his head…dont judge me i need to get laid to, im human…



  32. 32

    HE LOOKS SOO QUEER.



  33. 33

    eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww hairless like a 12 year old boy! DISGUSTING!



  34. 34

    someone should remind him to work out his legs too… he looks FUGLY!



  35. 35

    WOW!! Girlie boy legs



  36. 36

    Unfortunately, there is no exercise for making the face more beautiful/handsome…
    This guy is fugly.



  37. 37

    Anyone who trims their bush is STYLISH with me.
    www.thethrifters.net



  38. 38

    Why does everyone think he's such a douche? He kinda is technically but he seems like he's too stupid and innocent to actually be a huge sadistic asshole. I'd at least give him a handjob.



  39. 39

    Aren't Italians supposed to be naturally HAIRY?



  40. 40

    Sorry just a little too much toning there. This is not the male ideal, it's a caricature. I know it's the thing nowadays for men to shave they're body hair but I think it's a little femmie.



  41. 41

    damnnnnn chop off his face AND LETS GO ! LOL =) SEXC ass body!



  42. 42

    *vomit*
    I'm going to start taking bets on how long it will take him to 'come out'.



  43. 43

    I hate this trend lately with guys shaving bald, I don't like a huge bush where I have to find it but just smooth and bald is sick and creepy.



  44. 44

    AHAHAHAHAAAA!!! look at his TINY LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS!!!!!!!!! HILAAAARIOUS… i love it. this guy has GOT to be 40 y/o, i mean LOOK AT HIS WRINKLED UP LEATHER FACE!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!! and i'm sorry, dude, but SILKY BALD DUDE-CROTCH is fucking NASTY, not to mention tres gay!! loser.



  45. 45

    Could we talk about how his body isn't all that great and how this picture makes me want to barf?



  46. 46

    More than their 15 minutes of fame being so gross, what is grosser is the fact that these kids are stupid and reflect what American youth are like these days. It's no wonder so many other countries hate us when this is all we have to offer up…with that said, manscaping, not so bad…chicken legs, definitely…conceited, he just wanna show the world his thang.



  47. 47

    he looks like an action figure. i dont like guys that big. its kinda gross.



  48. 48

    Um, overcompensate much? He must have a miniscule dick.



  49. 49

    I hope this butterface slips with the razor and hacks off one of his M&M sized nuts.



  50. 50

    Mmmmm, nice….



  51. 51

    Boring.



  52. 52

    Is that Angelina in the background to his left?? I guess she is back this season



  53. 53

    omg vommmit, seriously does he actually think he looks good. He is a total butterface and has a weird shaped body.



  54. 54

    That's fuckin nasty



  55. 55

    Damn! Who thinks this guy is hot??!?!!? his abs might be sorta attractive but is ass-wrinkled-midged- face ruins the whole thing…Vinny is way hotter than any of those tramps and doesn't get any publicity as this asshole! Go Vinny!



  56. 56

    re: GOSSiP__xo - You like dudes with hook noses that look developmentally disabled? LOL, what a mess.



  57. 57

    Tragic mistake of an amature bodybuilder…..work on the top, nothing on the bottom. Get those sticks some muscle, Bitchuation!



  58. 58

    He'll be doing gay porn real soon…



  59. 59

    Why is he called the Situation. This guy is an asshole. why give im so much attention? He is just an other looser on TV! Fuck you the situation, u are juste an asshole!!!



  60. 60

    must be lacking if he can pull down that far and still not find it..rotfl



  61. 61

    Would somebody just bodyslam this guido back to the Jersey soup kitchen he ought to be eating in tonight? Thanks!



  62. 62

    bahaha classic, you'd think he would've figured out by now that the upper and lower body don't match. What a moron! Get some quads and calves PUNYVERSE!



  63. 63

    I hate that i would let that man _________ me.



  64. 64

    He is everything a man should NOT be.



  65. 65

    I need to go to the gym more. :-(



  66. 66

    The IQ of a housefly. Probably the same bacterial load, too.



  67. 67

    ugh if that's angelina in the background i'm already annoyed with this season. i hateeeee her



  68. 68

    HE SHAVES HIS PUBS CAUSE HE WANTS HIS THIGHS TO LOOK BIGGER.



  69. 69

    Ha Ha! Next stop - GAY PORN! Way to go Situation!



  70. 70

    he is SO HOT, but um his legs…. WAY SMALL. He needs to work out his WHOLE body please. I'm actually quite disappointed. No wonder he always wears baggy jeans and sweats.



  71. 71

    haha. check out his chicken legs! if you train your upper body and forget to work out your legs you will just.. look ridiculous

  72. StayC says – reply to this


    72

    too bad he's fugly



  73. 73

    his legs look like they could belong to the chick next to him. just sayin.



  74. 74

    has anyone called him a fucking tool yet? because he's a joke.



  75. 75

    omg he is so gross. his body is freaky and his face is beyond fugly…



  76. 76

    I don't like pubic hair but you can't beat a hairy chest!!!!



  77. 77

    did u see him throw out the first pitch…..like a girl



  78. 78

    He looks like a puny guy with muscles. I'll bet his other muscle is kind of puny too and that's why he has to be all macho. What a crock.



  79. 79

    Everytime I see Ed Hardy all I can think about is Jon Gosselin. L-O-S-E-R



  80. 80

    he is a retard, but that body is f*ing bomb



  81. 81

    He is NASTY!



  82. 82

    He will be doing gay porn in no time……cant wait. Though I do hate all these talentless fucks



  83. 83

    TALK ABOUT A NASTY SITUATION !!!!!!
    IT'S SOOOOOOO FUNNY BECAUSE US FLORIDIANS CALL THOSE LOOSERS GREASE BALLS.

    THE ONLY REASON THEY BLEND IN IN MIAMI IS BECAUSE THEY ARE HANGING OUT ON THE GAY STRIPT WITH THE GAY FOLKS WHO BY THE WAY ARE ALSO LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACKS…



  84. 84

    Out of proportion.Too big on top.



  85. 85

    Yeah for gay ppl he has the body….. nothing we cant accomplish by injectin the same thing he did…..in fact i really understand guys like him… if i had that face.. i would bring the attention to my body…… start a trend…put a mask on…. the phaaaaaaaaannnnnntom of the operaaa is heeeeeeeeeereee….



  86. 86

    He should be proud of his body because it takes a lot of work to look that damn good. Hopefully he didn't shave ALL of the hair off "down there" though.



  87. 87

    Ew! LMAO pull your fucking shorts up, that made me cringe. How many years until The Situation is on Celebrity Fit Club?



  88. 88

    hey loser! you're lopsided.



  89. 89

    Shaved pubes are fucking gross. Makes adults look like children. Yuck!



  90. 90

    Its funny how everyone's talkin shit about his body, yet i bet 90% of the ppl talkin shit don't even have a body half as ripped as he is… that bein said, I would much rather have them show vinny or ronnie… they are so much more down to earth and funny



  91. 91

    As the saying goes: Flaunt it while you have it…..go Situation…



  92. 92

    something is wrong with his abs, they look disgusting



  93. 93

    hair isn't so bad on a man…just as long as its not too crazy (like being unable to find things lol)…



  94. 94

    EEEEEWWWWWW!!! MEN should have hair!!!!



  95. 95

    Why does this idiot always wear his pants down like that?



  96. 96

    Haha Lack of happy trail… Hey! Leave my man alone. He looks spectacular! Love it. Can't wait until they show this season.



  97. 97

    Although hes not that attractive in the face, we are talking about Manscaping. There is nothing wrong with trimming and even going bald, its smells better and you dont get the hair in yur mouth….i love a guy who shaves…especially their balls.



  98. 98

    OUCH.!!!



  99. 99

    THE SITUATION NEEDS A NOSE JOB IF HE IS GOING HOLLYWOOD AND.. I THINK HE THINKS HE IS.



  100. 100

    PrinceD …………………………..
    AH……BUT YOU ARE MUCH BETTER LOOKING. RELAX.!!!

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