Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ha! We find this rather HIGHlarious!
And the bitch did it!
Through sheer coincidence, Heather was randomly selected from a group of listeners who had called-in and won the contest for two tickets to see Whitney perform at her London show on Wednesday. The radio DJ had no idea who he had on the phone, until Heather confirmed that it was her via Twitter. She wrote that she would be giving the tickets to her "ex's 82 yr old Mega fan Mum" and that she was really "excited" to have won.
Excited? Try damn lucky. Go pick out seven numbers and try to win back some of that money you "donated to charity."
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