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"Getting head from a Kardashian while racing the Indy 500 with NWA playing on the radio as I crash into a wall!"

- Chris Rock, to Maxim, on how he wants to die

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 27, 2010 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Hmm, I wonder if he means Robert Kardashian.



    2. 2

      Well if it takes out a Kartrashian too, then it's all good.



    3. 3

      guessing he doesn't mean rob :)



    4. 4

      Mama Kardashian?



    5. 5

      somebody put a lot of thought into that



    6. 6

      …nice to know lol



    7. 7

      Hell - ar - eee - assss - Way to take one of those tramps with him.



    8. 8

      WOW REAL CLASSY CHRIS!! Who says such a stupid thing when they have a wife and two daughters at home. Wouldn't you want to be in the presence of your family instead of a trashy Kardashian? I am beginning to lose respect for this guy.



    9. 9

      I wouldn't mind, but then I would have lots of make up on my cooch.



    10. 10

      couldn't he take more than one with him???



    11. 11

      A kardashian? Really Chris?? Even YOU could do better than that.



    12. 12

      best quote ever.



    13. 13

      haha! Nice!

    14. MP says – reply to this


      14

      He is so nasty. And not funny.



    15. 15

      Re: Tinalouise –

      Are you serious?
      Have you ever heard of Chris Rock before? He's paid to be funny. Lemme guess…you also think Jesse James is a Nazi and Tito Ortiz definitely beat the shit out Jenna Jameson. (who, in your opinion, is a whore/slut)
      Amirite so far?



    16. 16

      stay classy, my friend…



    17. 17

      Here's the keys, son.

    18. buck says – reply to this


      18

      either this quote is total fabricated or its the first time in history that a black comedian has told a joke without referencing white people.



    19. 19

      Classy! Such a grandiose display of class for himself, those ladies, and his wife!!

    20. obama says – reply to this


      20

      I bet his wife is proud



    21. 21

      Ha, those social climbing Kardashian's - this will cause a big fight amongst the siblings! Now people WOULD take notice of them if they could score an A-lister into their camp! Ryan Seacrest is pulling out the stops to arrange meetings!



    22. 22

      This guy is a fucking idiot. A married idiot.
      Can't stand this little man.



    23. 23

      Lol. It was a joke. He won't take his wife because she would die and he probably saw Kim's sex tape. Its just a dumb joke. He's raunchy. Nothing new.



    24. 24

      Re: Tinalouise – its called a joke. You know, one of those things he is famous for making? sheesh



    25. 25

      If he promises to take one of them out with him then I'll make a contribution to make his fantasy a reality.



    26. 26

      hahaa love him!



    27. 27

      Re: chaot1c – It's not a joke. Jokes are by definition funny. That was just stupid trash talk.



    28. 28

      How would he feel if somebody said they wanted one of HIS daughters to be giving them head as they crashed into a wall and died?!?! Not cool! He should be ashamed of himself for saying that about anybody at all, but especially since he has two daughters of his own. Way to stand up for women's rights, douchebag! I'm sure he'd love hearing that's how one of his girls gets taken out - WITH A D*CK IN HER MOUTH, AT THE HANDS OF THAT MAN AND AGAINST HER OWN WILL! Putrid statement. Try to back pedal out of that one, Chris!



    29. 29

      Re: lollydoodles – I agree just wasn't funny I don't get his appeal as a comedian really don't.



    30. 30

      Re: lollydoodles – you don't define what is funny in the world…(thank god). Everyone has a different idea of what is comical, and laughs at different things. It would seem if you read the other comments here that I am not alone.



    31. 31

      NOT Funny!



    32. 32

      Even if it's Khloe??? really?



    33. 33

      Perez, you should model! www.flip-folio.com !



    34. 34

      Oh God people, he is a comedian. He gets paid large amounts of money to make fun of things and people, lighten up!



    35. 35

      Re: chaot1c – i'm with you man



    36. 36

      Re: Shewolf –
      LOL!!!



    37. 37

      Re: chaot1c – Yeah did you really laugh at that "joke" though? Was it a side-splitting, knee-slapping moment for you?? Yeah I didn't think so. Why defend such a hateful, mean-spirited, idiotic statement? Because you're bored and you'd rather identify with some jerk celebrity than recognize someone is just being a dick.



    38. 38

      What an idiot.

    39. Emesa says – reply to this


      39

      Re: Beebles – I totally agree. I was really icked out by how sexist his comment was.



    40. 40

      Re: lollydoodles – actually I did laugh. I laughed out loud. Sorry to disappoint you. I dont think that everything in the world has to be politcally correct, or cater to people who get their panties in a twist over any statement that THEY don't find amusing. Seriously, I'm allowed to have a different opinion. If you have a problem with that - TOO FUCKING BAD:)



    41. 41

      Re: Harry is baaack – nice to see someone who can take a joke:)

    42. @v@ says – reply to this


      42

      He wants to die from sex, speed, tunes, and suddenly. That's pretty good, Chris.



    43. 43

      It's lovely how classy all of the celebrities are; and how they are so unwilling to sink to pretty much any low just at the hope of sounding funny, because they lack the real talent to actually BE funny without wallowing in a gutter. Oh, wait.



    44. 44

      Wow… if I were wifey, I'd kick him in the balls after reading that. HARD! Then I'd never give him "head" again…



    45. 45

      lol

    46. @v@ says – reply to this


      46

      Oh, lighten up. It wasn't the Kid's Choice Awards microphone, it was Maxim magazine who ASKED him how he wants to die. He gave them a not so serious answer. He basically wants to go with his boots on…but which Kardashian? Any one will do? Lol.



    47. 47

      thats gross
      whata child



    48. 48

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL . . . .



    49. 49

      haha
      from 'A kardashian'



    50. 50

      I guess ’cause he's a comedien, he has to be funny, and gets a pass. Otherwise, this would be offensive to his wife.