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Separated At Birth

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Left: Ali Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes Right: Jason Schwartzman

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99 comments to “Separated At Birth”

  1. 1

    Damn she looks like the fuckin wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz…..one scary bitch!

    Mow those eye brows……

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  3. 3

    Holy eyebrows!

  4. 4

    Perez you know Lohan's can't afford eyebrow waxes. After Dina and Lindsay, Ali probably only gets like a nickel a week in allowance.

  5. 5

    The eyebrows remind me of Eugene Levy..the dad from American Pie. Is that supposed to be hot? She looks harsh for 16.

  6. MAESY says – reply to this


    no, jason is actually attractive

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  8. 8

    she wishes she was as attractive as he is. i don't know why she and her mother think she has any place in show business at all. she's nothing.

  9. 9

    you forgot to show the rip on his gray sweater!

  10. 10

    She looks twice as old as she really is wow

  11. 11

    Ali Lohan is BUSTEDD!!!!! Ugh she's so hidious, looks Manly

  12. 12

    Mhmm… more like Frida Kahlo-ish to me…

  13. steff says – reply to this


    Jason Schwartzman is MUCH cuter!

  14. 14

    this is stupid

  15. 15

    Poor child inherited her *ahem* father's penile nose–

  16. 16

    Wow, her eyebrows are terrible. Jason Schwartzman's eyebrows are actually thinner. And he should NEVER be compared to something like that.

  17. 17

    She got her dads looks and that is not good,,,,,,,,,,,according to the mom she is the next big star……maybe of horror movies…

  18. 18

    if you cover up the bottom portion of her hair on the computer screen with your hands, she looks like samantha ronson.

  19. 19

    i feel bad for her…she's tied with the whole lohan situation. give her a chance!

    btw, perez, have you tried leighton meester and gwen stefani? there is some kind of eerie resemblance with them two.

  20. 20

    All of you people disgust me. How can you say that about a fifteen year old YOUNG girl ? Fuckin' weirdos.

  21. 21

    What's with her armo eyebrows?

  22. 22

    she really does look like him…

    she should get those eyebrows fixed ASAP!

  23. 23

    uhhh shouldn't that be a picture of Frieda Kahlo next to the lohan monster?

  24. 24

    Both have Full-Blooded Italian Mothers…. I guess that might be why…

  25. 25

    ali lohan, you will never be as hot as your sister is (was??). you look like a little skank. also, your eyebrows…whoa. that is all.

  26. 26

    She looks like SaMan - Ewwww

  27. 27

    I wonder what her voice sounds like…

  28. 28

    Re: heheme – Hahaha OMG she does!!! Hahah how sick and morbid.

  29. SS18 says – reply to this


    Gross. Is that really what her eyebrows look like? Horror scene.

  30. 30

    doesn't she look like Frida Kahlo???

  31. 31

    Damn, that bitch is rocking one serious widows peak! lol Black hair does her no justice…while she was at that milkshake place, she should have picked up a job application! tehehe

  32. 32

    omg the eyebrows

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  34. 34

    this girl is 16!!!???

  35. 35

    this girl looks awful with those fucking thick black eyebrows

  36. MsBre says – reply to this


    Jason looks delish there. Even got a bit of a zoolander pose. lol
    Ali looks like some elf, looks like her ears are pointy.

  37. 37

    Geez, what did Jason ever do to you!? What an insult to him,

  38. 38

    i think a makeup artist did this to her, probably on purpose since they are at "millions of milkshakes"

  39. 39

    LOLZ is just like her mother!

  40. 40

    Ali's wearing no makeup, what other public 16 year old goes to an event without wearing makeup?? Dakota Fanning? Taylor Momsen? or 17 year old, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus? I don't recall any of them not wearing makeup in recent pics. Ali used to me knocked for wearing excessive makeup. Ali, like Michael Jr., has more of the Italian side of the Lohan family in her appearance. She a natural brunette and in the daylight you can see her hair is a very dark brown. Add some makeup to her look and you'll get a totally different effect. The eyebrows? She's currently working with Lindsay on a project. My guess is it's related to that project.

  41. 41

    LOL. She just need to trim those eyebrows

  42. 42

    Really? With all the crap this kid is going through because of her parents and sister, you want to call her out in this manner. Very poor taste.

  43. 43

    Hahaha that is so funny!

  44. 44

    Re: ShoelessDeadGirl
    this 16 year old is asking for it by being another talentless nobody who thinks they are for some reason above every one else.

  45. 45

    the first thing that popped into my head was that she reminded me of Justin Theroux but i defiantly see Schwartzman.

  46. 46

    HOLY FUCKING EYEBROWS BATMAN… GEEZ…Call the threader asap

  47. 47

    That's a whole eyebrow pencil on that face!!!

  48. 48

    She was cute when she was younger….Not so much now.

  49. 49

    She is not age-ing well AT ALL !!!!!
    She looks like she's 40
    atlease LINDSEY looks 30…..

  50. 50

    Hairy scary!!!

  51. 51

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww what happend to her!!!!! lindsay is giving her cocain!!!

  52. 52

    LMAO I thought she looked kinda manly too

  53. 53

    Naww, Jason is so much hotter than She Man, and so, so talented. No twins there..In looks and talent..

  54. 54

    Re: ShoelessDeadGirl – agreed…

  55. 55

    girl looks like frida kahlo minus the talent.

  56. 56

    Poor thing! First Lindsay the ugly red headed freckled face, drug addict and now this thing! Well I guess if Lindsay can get dressed up and look good, eventually this one will too but I DO see that Ali got her lips done too! She had NO LIPS whatsoever before!

  57. 57

    SHE LOOKS LIKE MADONNA, like she could be one of her kids!

  58. 58

    I know she is young,but why on earth would you have your eyebrows like that? Lindsay can't you see that she looks bad like that? It looks like someone painted in her brows or maybe she just needs to get them done,but it looks more like she painted them in. Why oh why Ali? Poor things.

  59. 59

    looks like Frida Kahlo

  60. 60

    Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – i have to laugh at this because u are so freakin right.

  61. 61

    i bet u you will look like a woman at ur past life

  62. 62

    Dam he's HOT HOT HOT. Ali looks burned out.

  63. 63

    wow she's lookin rough

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  65. 65

    wtf happened to her eyebrows? dear god.

  66. R.B.A says – reply to this


    Man! She got hit with the fugstick lol

  67. 67

    don't insult j. shwartzman like that.

  68. 68

    I bet it sucks to be the ugly sister… not that I would know…

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  70. 70

    Wow,she really got the worst of her parents.

  71. 71

    Thanks Perez, she needed this wakeup call.

    Run Ali, RUN …

  72. 72

    Jason Schwartzman is beautiful and she…….. looks really weird, old! Makes me feel a little better about myself that I look younger than a 16 year old.

  73. 73

    stop being such jerks! she needs to fix those eyebrows though.

  74. 74

    one word. wax.

  75. 75


  76. 76

    Those caterpillars are way too big and dark for her!

  77. 77

    OMG…i feel i'm being tortured having to look at her eyebrows……goodness she's looking fugly these days.

  78. 78

    Wow, look at those eyebrows on her!

  79. 79

    He's far prettier.

  80. 80

    Re: heheme – I thought the same thing! Gross.Re: Bobodo – If you think she's wearing no make up, you need to get your eyes checked. That whole unfortunate eyebrow situation is the result of heavy brow pencil. She's wearing eyeliner and mascara too.

  81. 81

    Re: Coach_Lover11 – LOL! I AGREE!

  82. 82

    god damn! she's fuckin ugly!

  83. 83

    'mow those eyebrows'

  84. 84

    you people are terrible, i don't see why most of you feel the need to pick on a teenage girl? unless you have a picture yourself up on perez hilton you have no room to talk. OMG EYEBROZWZZZ!!11 who cares, everyone has eyebrows. get over it

  85. 85

    He is HOT! Jason Schwartzman isn't bad either!

  86. 86

    sort it out, you cant work the brows, youre not camilla belle

  87. 87

    OMG! I'm so glad someone commented on those things! HIDEOUS!

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  89. 89

    haha what's going on with those eyebrows??

  90. 90

    whoa whoa whoa WHAT is girlfriend doing w/ her eyebrows?!?! ugh she looks like a she-male.

  91. 91

    Re: MyGuiltyPleasure – Yes, she's wearing eye makeup, but that does qualify as makeup and I stand corrected. I think Ali did a photo shoot and that explains the eyebrows. Because there's no foundation, lipstick, rouge, etc, and her hair isn't really styled, the brows aren't in context with the total look. Ali has very nice hair, cheekbones, and eyes and doesn't use blue contacts anymore. She models and when she's posing and made up there's a fierceness and edginess to her look and style and she's rather striking. Ali takes some very flattering and some not so flattering pics. Very few people take only flattering pics. This pic isn't one of her better pics.

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  93. 93

    Re: ShoelessDeadGirl – you obviously never saw living lohan.

  94. 94

    GUH! Ali is so ugly and scary looking. She might even look worse than Lindsay, which is quite an accomplishment. How can a girl who is not even out of her teens yet look this hideous?????

  95. 95

    Jason's actually attractive

  96. 96

    Re: heheme – Wow, she really does! That's slightly disturbing… no, more than slightly….

  97. 97

    jajajaja you're trying to kill her jajaja

  98. 98

    OMG N-A-S-T-Y bitch. what LOSER of a mother allows this and that other thing to live together? Lets ship them off to a deserted island!

  99. 99

    You know what's ugly? You lot for saying such horrible things about a perfectly innocent and beautiful girl. Just nasty.