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What Does Joan Rivers Think About The Real Heidi Doll???

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Wow, they found the only person in the world who would possibly defend her surgeries!

Equally plastic but considerably older Joan Rivers spoke out about the Real Heidi Doll's dumbass cosmetic procedures, and still managed to take a few digs at the twit before ultimately supporting her idiotic life fail!

She said:

"I think she should have started sooner! I think she should have started when she was 13. She looks fine now, but she could have done it in stages."

The real LOLz came, however, when she was asked to give her input on who should go under the knife next!

She said:

"Kate Gosselin. They should sew up that uterus!"


We would have suggested that they sew up her mouth, but that wouldn't stop the eye-rolling and perpetual scowl!

[Image via WENN.]

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28 comments to “What Does Joan Rivers Think About The Real Heidi Doll???”

  1. 1

    Perez, you should model! www.flip-folio.com !

  2. 2

    Joan Rivers is right - however it's that damn Duggar's uterus that needs to be sewn shut! With titanium wire!

  3. 3

    The entire debate on Heidi's plastic surgery is a bit of a catch 22.

    If you rip her apart for what she has done and continue to make fun of the way she looks, she will continue to be insecure and perhaps think that more plastic surgery is the answer.

    However, if you say she looks great etc. she will feel justified in her decision to do this to herself.

    The bottom line is that it's incredibly sad that an originally beautiful young woman of 23 felt so insecure about herself that she had to resort to such drastic measures to help herself feel better about her self-image. The worst part of all is that I doubt any of her insecurities are much better, as it would seem she has done nothing to help heal herself on the inside on a psychological level as opposed to just the physical.

  4. 4

    heidi is actually starting to resemble joan…in the nose and eye areas…see it?

  5. 5

    i love her - shes so funny

  6. 6

    for someone who hates kate, you loooovvvvee to post about her. and all the haters will follow

  7. 7

    Hey lets give them credit, At least every time you look at Joan Rivers and Heidi Montage you can feel better knowing that no matter how u look, you are more beautiful than they will ever be because you are made out of real parts, not plastic parts. So I thank you both for raising the self-esteem of girls all over the world by turning yourselves into scary, plastic, self-loathing, monsters.

  8. 8

    hahaha i love her

  9. 9

    HAHAHAHAH!!!!! THAT WAS TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 10

    joan is awesome. love her!

  11. 11

    Heidi is one of the millions of average looking americans and she should have embraced that like I have. She has a problem, and the fact that she wants bigger breasts is actually scary.

  12. 12

    Sorry, Heidistien, but Joan looks better than you do.

  13. 13

    Some girls just don't know what to do to get attention !

  14. 14

    Heidi needs therapy; she looks awful now with all the surgeries that she has had done… awful.

  15. 15

    Joan earned her living being a bitch and she's damn good at it still. She's an old lady like 76 or something so if she wants to go plastic I guess she can. That piece of Montag shit is like 23 which is like 50 years younger than Joan, and looks a lot like she'd headed to be Joan in another five years or so. Joan used surgery to try to look younger. Heidi used surgery to make her look about 20 years older and now she looks like a cougar who had too much plastic surgery. haha

  16. 16

    Um, Perez. It's called sarcasm. She was saying that she's too young to have done something so drastic at once.

  17. rev3 says – reply to this


    joan rules

  18. @v@ says – reply to this


    Kate might be the first one to agree with her now. Octomom over Kate on this one.

  19. 19

    she looks like luciana salazar

  20. 20


  21. 21

    HAHA! Gotta LOVE Joan! I think she meant uterus and MOUTH! Re: Scotch Love – AMEN!

  22. 22

    Joan Rivers is hotter than Heidi Wildenstein

    Kate Gosselin and Octo-mom need their snatch-traps sewn shut…both of them

  23. 23


  24. 24

    Heidi was never beautiful but she was sweet looking and vulnerable and could make expressions with her face. Printing that she looks great only makes little girls want to scrape their faces off too. The truth in life is the purity of the soul that shows thru the eyes and the expressions in our face. Heidi erased her humanity.

  25. 25

    Heidi is just fug now. At least Joan has a comedic history and some credibility. Heidi - none and dropping every day.

  26. 26

    No, Kate's uterus doesn't need to be sewn - her doctor and Octomom's doctor should have never allowed fertility treatments - Kate already had 2 beautiful, healthy children - Imagine if everyone suffering from infertility issues continued to get invitro and fertility treatments and had an additional 4, 6, 8 kids - I wish nothing but good for all of Jon & Kate's kids, but….anyway, two different issues, infertility and cosmetic surgery - Two wrongs, Does Joan really think she looks good? NOOOOOOO

  27. 27

    Give Joan a break. She has worked hard her whole life for whatever she has.
    If she wants to cut a whole in her head, who cares. At least she has a career and has some talent, unlike Heidi.

  28. 28

    start at 13??!
    who does joan rivers think she is?
    i cannot believe she would say something like that.
    a 13-year old getting cosmetic surgery?! wow, good one there joan.
    eat SHIT!