Simpleton Addicted To Nicotine Gum!

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Everyone has their vices!

Though she has never smoked a cigarette in her life, Jessica Simpson admitted to Jay Leno last night that she has an addiction to nicotine gum!

Um, why????

It all started when one of her brilliant friends gave her a piece when she asked for just regular gum. She truly runs in the most intellectual of circles. She called the flavor "fireworks" and insisted on having more!

According to Simpleton, not only does she love the taste of the stuff, but she also claims it gives her the energy of "three Red Bulls."

Eck! We'd rather drink the Red Bull. That shiz is NASTY! How can you let that stuff be in your mouth?

Hmm, maybe because there have been worse things in there?

We kid, we kid. Nothing can be worse than that gross stuff!

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    Posted: Apr 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    42 comments to “Simpleton Addicted To Nicotine Gum!”



    1. 1

      lol! I'm going to snag a piece of this gum from my aunt, see what it taste like….



    2. 2

      When you don't brush your teeth, you can't tell how GROSS that stuff is.



    3. 3

      Speaking of nasty…have you looked in the mirror lately?



    4. 4

      she is soooo crazy, but cute.



    5. 5

      Theres a recent picture of GaGa smoking a cigarette, and of course you dont say anything about that.

      But jessica likes gum and youre all over her shit.



    6. 6

      Um, cigarettes are more disgusting. Give her a break! We all have our vices. Have you tried nicotine gum? It's not bad tasting for something that helps you quit SMOKING!



    7. 7

      She farts a lot too. She's KNOWN for it. With all her stinky habits, how can any man find this bitch attractive? I don't get it.



    8. 8

      How would you know Perez? Have you ever chewed it? Its not chewing tobacco. It doesn't have any tobacco at all in it. It taste just like regular gum, only it has nicotine in it. It is highly addictive, and Jessica is right, it does give you a little "hit". I was addicted to it for about a year. The good thing is that unlike cigarettes, it only takes a week or so for the cravings to stop once you stop chewing it.

      Leave her alone. There are a LOT worse addictions out there to have then chewing nicotine gum.



    9. 9

      It tastes good you cum guzzling queer.



    10. 10

      Perez did you know that persons that continuously degrade people are really only masking their own perceived inadequacies.



    11. 11

      and this is news because..?
      i heard about this MONTHS ago, perez. seriously.



    12. 12

      Why you publishing this old news? Did you ran out of ideas on how to bash ppl? OOppsss I forgot, you have no brains to come up with any ideas at all, you just "borrow" old news from other sites, lol…..my bad..



    13. 13

      Actually she said a friend's mother gave it to her mistaking it for normal gum. You'd know that if you had one of your "media" informants just watch jay leno.



    14. 14

      She'll be on a nicotine patch to get off the gum addiction.



    15. 15

      so its ok to have Red Bulls in your mouth instead of gum???? perez you arent too smart.



    16. 16

      NOTHING? can be more gross? Aw, come on! I can think of jillions of things that are grosser than nicotine gum. How about a nice cocktail made from the water in a backed up toilet at a truckstop?



    17. 17

      she runs out of gum beacause she does not brush her teeth. something you can relate to Mario!



    18. 18

      Oh Please, the "My friend gave it to me" is B.S. she started doing it hoping that it would keep her weight down the same way cigarettes do.



    19. 19

      ew hows your heart?! bitch will keel over chewin that shit all day



    20. 20

      How has no one picked up on this?? Nicotine suppresses your appetite - shes using it to keep her weight down without actually having to smoke cigs.



    21. 21

      She is so freaking ugly and nasty looking to me. Just fat and nasty with nasty fake hair. She is gross and has no class.



    22. 22

      Hey Perez, if only you could find a gum that would make you refrain from posting stupid shit, lose 75 more lbs., shrink the size of your Sputnik head and make you even remotely attractive. I know that's asking for a miracle!



    23. 23

      Re: Lilygirl27 – if only people could get addicted to this instead of cigarettes..



    24. 24

      Does anyone know if nicotine gum will suppress hunger for dieting purposes?
      -
      Ah, I miss the phen phen and ephedra days of old.
      Staying size 4 was a hell of a lot easier.



    25. 25

      jessica could donate a million dollars to charity and you'd find a goddamn way to knock her for it.
      i don't get the hate for this girl. she seems like a good kid to me. love her show "price of beauty" - she comes off as an unaffected sweetheart who show great care for others.



    26. 26

      Re: flora_tink – many people have, including myself……I am glad I finally stopped chewing it. I would get pretty crabby if I didn't have my gum! lol



    27. 27

      Re: tigrrrlilly – So true!

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      what a moron



    29. 29

      ….said the gay guy….



    30. 30

      Yes, of COURSE, Jessica you moron - nicotine (and the gum is a LOT higher than a cig) will give you energy.
      -
      Who the hell picks up a nicotine addiction from the gum? Utter stupidity.



    31. 31

      how on earth do you get addicted to ….oh never mind..retard



    32. 32

      I know an anesthesiologist who is also addicted to this gum and he's never smoked a cig in his life either– soooooo not so weird!



    33. 33

      My sixteen-year-old son has been pestering me to 'let' him smoke. HAHAHAHAHA! No. Not gonna happen. BUT, I did give him a piece of nicotine gum as an alternative. He deemed it horrible, and now has also given up tobacco entirely. Well, Jess, if you're going to have an addiction, I suppose it could be a LOT worse, but for goodness' SAKE, brush your fucking TEETH! THAT is just TOO retarded!



    34. 34

      Up until now, I've thought Jessica Simpson has had it pretty rough in her treatment by the press.
      I've seen the light.
      She really IS that fuckin' stupid.



    35. 35

      That's what nicotine does she's right. Nicotine itself is not bad for you, it can actually make you feel pretty good.



    36. 36

      Didn't Corntey Love say that like 2 - 3 weeks ago.. or saying how much she loves Jessica but doesn't get why she chews nicotine gum!



    37. 37

      Just another piece of poor white trash chewing gum in public.



    38. 38

      Are you really one to talk about what she may have put in her mouth? I'm sure far worse has been in yours.



    39. 39

      You've offended me for the third time today. I'm going to read BittenAndBound.com for my celebrity news from now on (saying Penelope Cruz looks good for 36 — ew — Perez, you look good for being a middle aged gay man from Miami!) Goodbye, and fuck off!



    40. 40

      Re: i love hockey – AGREED! hahahaha



    41. 41

      Nicotine gum is wonderful. I love it. I hadn't heard this story before. A local newscaster in Pittsburgh says he had a long time nicotine gum habit that he broke by going to a hypnotist.



    42. 42

      If people actually did their research they would find out that there is actually not any nicotine in nicotine gum.