The Simpleton Is Gross!!

So the Simpleton is not only simple, but she's effing RANK too!
Girlfriend recently admitted that she only brushes her teeth "maybe three times a week."
WTF?? THREE TIMES a week??
Ew Ew Ew Ew!
And worst yet, she doesn't realize how disgusting this fun little tidbit is!
She says:
"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But I don't brush them every day. My lips just slide all over the place….I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating….I know it's gross but I always have fresh breath. It's really weird but I have great breath."
Wow.
Did you ever stop and think that maybe you can't tell when your own breath is rank, bb??
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I think this story was reported last year. Way to be on top of things. Oh, did you know Neil Patrick Harris is gay?
Wow, there really isn't too much to say about that, except I don't believe I have ever known anyone who doesn't brush their teeth at least 2-3 times a day. No wonder she's single.
Holy crap PEREZ….I read about this elsewhere like 3 months ago. Not even joking. You are extremely behind the times!
eugh
her lips slip? wtf lol
She let herself go big time
hey Perez por qué te escogieron entre los bellos??? Pues bacano y chimba pero YOU DONT DESERVE IT… and i don't care but we still love you… keep on being PEREZA HILTON,
Really slipping there huh Perez this is not only old but I think you reported once already.
Re: Visa – my thoughts exactly. America has elected the first African-American President.
My sister is a dental hygenist and according to her flossing is actually much more important than brushing.
like visa says, old, old old. Besides, if she flosses everyday and uses listerine, her teeth are probably cleaner and the very least, with the listerine, she is not going to reek perez. Some people cant stand toothpaste and I guess she is one of them. and one of the few that admits it.
never take advantage of pearly whites ! having white teeth does not stop you from getting cavities.
I am a dentist and that is actually more hygenic then brushing regularily. Flossing your teeth is number one importance in dental health and listerine is flushing. In many cases people just sweep around the tarter with a toothbrush. Its easy to jump on a celebrity because theyre being honest, but education is key here.
I'm guessing her teeth are probably veneers anyway, not like she has actual enamel to brush. I'd get on her about gingivitis, but she's flossing and using listerine. IDK, with fakers why brush daily?
FYI: I just googled the quote and it is NOT old news. I know which post you guys are talking about (bc she made it very clear that she doesn't brush her teeth), but the QUOTE said above isn't old …
I love when my teeth feel slick…thats how I know they're clean! silly jessica….
Yes this story is old but she repeated the same story to Ellen on her show that's why it's up again. It's from lainey gossip "Jessica Simpson will be on Ellen Degeneres today. Talking about her teeth. Apparently she doesn’t brush them every day" etc., Anyways why is she telling this to people.
Re: Visa – I know and he already posted about it too. the people writing here should warn each other
Perez definitely already reported this around the time when her show came out….way to be repetitive and behind.
awww sweetie, did you forget that the reason why we brush is so you dont get cavities?
listerine and flossing is fine, but you need to brush everyday or your teeth will go weak and start to break
Ermmm…she must never check her own breath lol
Simpleton-wow really harsh! I saw Jessica on tv last night-she was smiling & her teeth look fine as the rest of her.She is very beautiful and also very brave & secure to pose for the cover of a mag with no makeup. I cant see any hetero male pushing Jessica Simpson away for her dental "situation"??
I heard this crap already but it is still disgusting!!!!!!!
Reading other post - I think it's unanimous. On the lighter side of things, Jessica isn't GF material, but I bet she'd be fun to spend a weekend with locked in a hotel room. I have a feeling that brushing her teeth might be the only thing she says "no" too.
this is realllly old, really. and you already reported it… get back to your own website por favor.
late to the party much, perez?
Re: GOSSiP__xo – Understood, but just because a celebrity repeats something they've previously said, does not make it current, relevent, or even news-worthy.
Bottom line, we've heard her say this before - so big FLIPPIN deal. Perez needs to get better scoop, because this sucks and is OLD NEWS.
eeewwwww!
I didn't know this! This is totally new information!
something like 2% of the worlds population never have bad breath (even in the morning when they wake up!). Something about the saliva is what keeps things "clean" in the mouth and these ppl's saliva prevents them from bad breath - not saying she's one of them, just saying…..
i like her dress..
and that's disgusting. 3 times a week is fucking pathetic!
she doesn't have to use whitening toothpastes, she could still use natural toothpastes and still get the same benefits!
BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH BITCH! BEFORE THEY FALL OUT!
HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT YOU HAD A ROOT CANAL!
OK, you're supposed to brush your teeth 2-3 times a day! I hope she gets nasty cavities and tooth rot. She's just so unappealing in every way.
I'm pretty sure this is old news, and big deal, who are we to judge? Personally, I don't know anyone who doesn't brush their teeth regularly, but then again I haven't asked everyone I know about their dental hygiene, I'm sure there are people like Jessica in the world, at least she admits it.
But what I don't understand is why you say "..worst yet, she doesn't understand how disgusting this fun little tidbit is." In the above quote, she says "I know its gross but…" so I would believe that means she DOES understand it's disgusting.
And even if this quote is recent, she has mentioned it before and Perez has blogged about it.
your breath always smells like dick, so what's worse douche bag?
Even people who've had their teeth "cosmetically" whitened brush them every day, at least twice! It's not really about bad breath. It's about gum health!
As my dentist likes to say, "If you ignore your teeth…they will go away."
You reported this when her new show started… First you showed the same clip of J-Ho TWICE and now this story twice… LAME !!
I brush my teeth once a day and have never had a cavity in my life.
Re: dinkus – @ 36 - dito
Perez, you like to fuck guys in the ass and you think a hot girl with beautiful teeth and no brain is gross? Next time you're licking the shit off your fingers, or cleaning the santorum from the head of your dick just think about what you say. You seem to be especially bitchy today.
Re: RoxRed – i'm sure nick is glad that he's not with her now
Hey Perez did you hear Michael Jackson DIED?!
This fucking story again????
I think we may have discovered the reason behind so many of her breakups. Good hygiene should not be a chore. I WONDER WHAT ELSE SHE ONLY WASHES THREE TIMES A WEEK?
Stop deleting my fucking comments stupid interns.
if she flosses and uses listerine every day then she probably has a cleaner mouth than most everyone else in the world, besides Perez she probably doesn't have the same kind of sCUM on her teeth that you do ☺
Re: klingchad – he may like IT that way but I bet he isn't getting ANY that way ~ he's too f'ing fat and ugly
Re: OMGitsme2 – Can we have an "amen" to this?
Re: you want this – Getting your comments deleted again LMAO!!!
Re: flora_tink – lol yes because i am sure he had no idea of any of the habits of the woman he married and lived with for years.
I just can not believe so many people let the I need a little coating comment slide by
shes ssssooooooo NASTY. gross dumb as a stump too
C'mom Perez! Heard about this on the radio months ago.
OLD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if she had this problem before her plastic lips?!
I am too nauseated by this story to comment at this time.
Yeah, that's bad hygene, she should brush her teeth a few times a day. She is not simple, she's incredibly rich - she obviously is bright. Is she gaining weight? Did she have an augmentation?
Re: Alex 4400 – Have you looked at the photos where she has no makeup on? She has on mascara, eyeshadow, blush and lip gloss. About the amount normal girls wear just not as much as usual.
Ok - that is just nasty!
I can't go 8 hrs without brushing and I have HUGE John Elway teeth
vomit
perez jus copied this off the ellen show lol i watched it like an hour ago
Re: Stefyheartsto –
There is no way that you are a dentist.
SHE IS MENTALLY RETARDED
Re: chaot1c – lol ooh yeah good point