It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
This is possibly the most horrific thing we've ever heard.
A 72 year old woman and her 26 year old GRANDSON are romantically involved and having a child together.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
Pearl Carter gave her daughter up for adoption when she was 18, and apparently the two never met. When Phil Bailey, her grandson, lost his mother to cancer, he discovered Pearl's existence and located her.
The two hit it off and soon after become lovers!
According to Pearl, this is phenonom known as GSA, or Genetic Sexual Attraction, where two relatives meet as adults and become attracted to each other.
'From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship. For the first time in years I felt sexually alive. I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him. I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back. Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can't keep our hands off each other.'
And Phil apparently agrees:
'I was thrilled and excited. I could be with Pearl and it was OK because she'd never raised me or been in my life. Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up. I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.'
Because Pearl has already gone through menopause, the couple are using a surrogate mother named Roxanne Campbell, who has become comfortable with their relationship.
'Initially I was shocked. But they're a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too.'
We feel so dirty and uncomfortable. This is awful.
'I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad. I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson. I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance.'
Honestly…wow…no words. These two are waaay too comfortable talking about their personal lives.
We feel sick. And want to cry.