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Lame! And just when we thought he was getting somewhat tolerable!

Sir Pretentious Asshat himself, Jared Leto, is back!

The former Jordan Catalano and current 30 Seconds To Mars frontman decided that his shitty band name was just too complex for us regular folks to comprehend, so he was kind enough to clarify!

What a thoughtful douche dude!

He says:

"The significance is that it makes people ask questions more than giving answers. It accurately describes our music. It's a journey, it's a lifestyle. We are more an experience, a community, a celebration — than we are music. An escape from reality."

We feel sorry for anyone who sits around contemplating the significance of the name 30 Seconds To Mars!

Then again, no one probably does! Jared probably just gets off convincing himself that he's thought-provoking!

Sorry, bb! The only thing you provoke is our gag reflex!

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49 comments to “Jordan Catalano Thinks He's Deep!”



  1. 1

    PEREZ, PLEASE STOP HATING ON JARED!!!! HIS NAME IS JARED NOT JORDAN. HAVE YOU BEEN TO ONE OF 30STMS SHOWS? WHEN I WATCHED THEM PERFORM THIS PAST SATURDAY, JARED WAS SICK AS A DOG BTW, ALL I SAW WAS A BAND THAT TRUELY CARES ABOUT THEIR FANS AND GIVING THEM THE BEST SHOW POSSIBLE. I MET HIM EARLIER IN THE DAY AND HE WAS NOT A DOUCHE OR AN ASSHAT. HE WAS VERY NICE AND FUNNY. I AM NOT A LITTLE FAN GIRL EITHER. SO, WHY DO YOU HATE!!!!



  2. 2

    PROVEHITO IN ALTUM



  3. 3

    Can the man stop assaulting our ears already and go back to 'acting'?



  4. 4

    I never thought about what the name ment! All I cared about is the music and the men (wink)



  5. 5

    You know what I have to say to you Perez Hilton? A big FUCK YOU! I know people have a right to an opinion, but at this point I don't really give a flying fuck because I am A BIG 30 SECONDS TO MARS fan! What do you have against Jared? Oh, I know, that he's EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, an amazing singer, actor, musician, director, and HUMAN BEING (something you'll never be). Or is it because he can pull off a pomegranate mohawk? Obviously you've never met the man. He is super nice and sweet. He CARES about his fans, he doesn't even think about us as fans, but as FAMILY. He is a VERY dedicated and hard-working man. I don't understand why you get invited to "celebrity" parties or events. You have NO TALENT. You can't sing, dance, act, oh no wait, you can act as a jerk, douche, and ass hole. Oh no wait, that's how YOU ARE! So stop your hating on Jared.



  6. 6

    Perez, you're a dick! but not a big luscious suck able one a puny shriveled one that no one wants to touch.



  7. 7

    he can sing betta then u so stop being nasty
    he's fucking awesome and if u dont think so ask his millions of fans
    suck it :D



  8. 8

    I think Jared Leto is a beautiful artist. He can sing so amazingly, and he is a great actor. He has also been in more stuff since My So Called Life, but I think Perez is just JEALOUS that he cant sing, cant act, and has nowhere near the abilities that Jared has, and probably Jared doesnt give him the time of day.. Wanna talk LEAST influential people? Perez should have been on the list below Spencer and Heidi. All he can do is sit in his closet or whatever and blog about how pathetic he thinks people that are more talented in their pinky then he could ever think of being in his entire life. Sad.



  9. 9

    Re: jacynta27 – so very true :D



  10. 10

    So you think he's a douche, because you think he doesn't describe his band name good enough? That's just stupid.

    I think Jared is an amazing singer, performer and actor.



  11. 11

    i think this kind of crap ios why people hate you p i love jared leto he does alot for charity and if you dont like the music ok i do he is a kind man too and as is said not an ass hole at all he gives 100 to his fans everyone is entitled to an opinion but you are soooo wrong jared is beautiful talented and i love him sooo



  12. 12

    Lol, jelous much Perez? Just ´cause he is a STAR and not you, that does not give you the right to give him so much SHIT as you do. Grow up…

    30 seconds to mars is FANTASTIC.

  13. Coqi says – reply to this


    13

    Awww, I am sorry you don't "get it," Mario. It's ok to admit some things will forever be just WAY too far over your head.
    .
    PROVEHITO IN ALTUM!



  14. 14

    30 seconds from mars actually make great music and Jared Leto played on Requiem for a Dream which is one of the best movies ever made - and he gave an astounding performance. He is talented.



  15. 15

    Perez u stupid shit!



  16. 16

    My god haha I love all these ridiculous 15yo girl 30 seconds to mars fans!! (and if you are not a 15yo girl and you actually like this shite as hell band… you should be ashamed).

    Yes mr leto has been in some good movies, but he is not that great at acting. where are his awards? where are his nominations?? he doesn't seem to understand that it is not appropriate for a man nearing forty to still be courting teenagers with his music.

    30 Seconds to Mars belong with Nickleback, Creed, Tokio Hotel and Staind as one of the worst bands in the world.

    TO FANS: I HATE YOU ALL

    TO PEREZ: LOVE YOU FOR SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT THIS CREEP



  17. 17

    PEREZ WHY DO YOU HATE ON EVERY GUY THAT WONT FUCK YOU??? 30STM IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS IN THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE HASN'T LISTENED TO THIER MUSIC. 30STM IS A COMMUNITY, JUST ASK THE ECHELON!!!!! MARS ARMY IS FIERCELY LOYAL!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT HE & THE BAND SIGN AUTOGRAPHS FOR EACH & EVERY FAN AT THEIR SOLD OUT SHOWS??? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL PRETENTIOUS???? STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW PEREZ, SIGNING CRAPPY NO-HIT-WONDER BANDS TO YOUR CRAPPY "RECORD LABEL" THAT IS GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN VERY SOON, FACE IT YOU SUCK!!!!!!! I HOPE JARED "WILL-I-AM'S" YOU IN THE EYE!!!!!



  18. 18

    Re: ticktockcock – not that great at acting???? have you seen Requiem for a Dream? American Psyco? you have NO IDEA what your talking about!!! TickTockcock is that an ode to Ke$ha? your musical tastes are obviously as shitty as your opinions



  19. 19

    ticktockcock - I am a proud 30STM fan (3X years) and I feel sad for you. Because of your anger you are missing your life.

    Thanks to J & S & T, I have experienced a lot.

    (PS: Who the Fuck is Perez Hilton? I am so happy, we don't have these wackos here in Europe)



  20. 20

    did Jared do something to you? wtf! 30stm are amazing guys who truly care about their fans, unlike some bands out there.



  21. 21

    gosh, just because pop lyrics are shallow and meaningless doesn't mean that nothing in the music world has an impact on people! if your beloved lady gaga would have said the same about her stupid name you would have loved it! what did jared leto ever do to you? did he refuse to date you? get over it already! you don't have to like their music but for the band and the fans, the name, the songs, the lyrics, have a meaning and you, as a fighter for tolerance, shouldn't make fun of it!



  22. 22

    I read all the comments and actually everything is being said. The same, I don't really wanna waste my energy on something Perez won't read anyway, which is because he doesn't care for his "fans", while some other people do.
    I met Jared several times and he is an amazing artist as he is human being, as I can say that. He talks openly to his fans even though he is sick, pulls of a show, even though he is sick and gives people the evening of their lifes. He sets an example for saving the environment with "A Beautiful Lie" and inspires thousands of people.



  23. 23

    Damn, Perez, you wanna fuck him so bad….but he's not GAY so move ON!!



  24. 24

    Sure, he's hot and he knows that. I met him once after a show. He acted like he was too good to even acknowledge you. I threw his autograph away. Complete asshole.



  25. 25

    Perez shut up dude about Jared. Most movie stars suck as a singer or being in a band..and I have to admit i used to dislike this dude but when i saw Jared did Bad Romance……they won me over. This guy got amazing vocal!

    Watch 30 Seconds to Mar doing 'Bad Romance' on defSpot com
    Watch 30 Seconds to Mar doing 'Bad Romance' on defSpot com
    Watch 30 Seconds to Mar doing 'Bad Romance' on defSpot com
    Watch 30 Seconds to Mar doing 'Bad Romance' on defSpot com
    Watch 30 Seconds to Mar doing 'Bad Romance' on defSpot com



  26. 26

    Get over it Perez, you will never ……. ever have a chance with Jared Leto, and it eats at your flabby guts. You shit talked about him and the band so much, that they don't even go near you for an interview, the band wants nothing to do with you and rightly so. You can dislike the music, each to his own, and nobody really cares whether you like their music or not. Your child like doodles on his concert photo's are a cheap laugh, but really you dream about Jared wanting you, you dream about anyone wanting you, it's sad really. I mean even ugly finds a mate, but in your case, I am not so sure. At least you have your blog though, and being hated, is still someone feeling something about you.



  27. 27

    When the hell are you going to get over this jealousy thing you have going for people that are way better than you? While you are getting over your jealousy why not do everyone a huge favor & drop of the face of the earth! you give GAY a bad name, you are an insult to the GAY community. You started an all out WAR now with the world wide Echelon community after your childish comments & pathetic drawing attempt of Jared Leto. I know replying to your stupid site is only feeding your pathetic mind but you started it so now you must be prepared to cop the fall out you sick asshole.



  28. 28

    Re: ticktockcock – regarding your comment on Jared courting teenagers with his music, what about KISS, AC/DC, etc… they are even older & still get the teens in so Im sorry you dick head get the facts before sprouting your mouth off.



  29. 29

    what the hell is wrong with you? it's really quite funny that you're hation on jared so much when he's actually a fantastic guy.



  30. 30

    I'm not usually one for commenting on stuff like this, but I'm finding it difficult to bite my tongue. I believe in free speech and everyone's right to have an opinion. But spewing this garbage and word vomit is another thing entirely. You demand respect however you're not willing to reciprocate it. Was it really necessary to make it personal and attack and disrespect Jared? I would think that you would know better Perez. You're a fucking contradiction and a hypocrite. You sit there on your high horse and if someone would've said this about someone you support and fits into your box of whom you think they are, you would be offended too. I'm a fan of him, his band, his music and you've managed to offend me as a person by your remarks. You talk about him thinking that he’s "thought provoking," and what’s comical about that statement is how you put absolutely no thought behind your words. Your claim is unsubstantiated and just makes you look like an ass. If you want people to hear your voice and believe in what you say, put some substance behind your words.



  31. 31

    This coming from a man (or the men) that makes a living running a gossip blog using incomplete sentences and fragments on a daily basis. Who are you ( Perez or his writers) to judge anyone else's level of intelligence?



  32. 32

    Perez,

    If you dislike Jared so much, stop hunting through endless articles in order to find something to trash him (yet again) for. You are neither amusing or informative in your judgements in fact, it's becoming incredibly dull. Considering what you do for a living, you don't exactly have the right to trash anyone, no matter who it is. You are the lowest form of intelligence on the planet my friend, I suppose that is why you couldn't get a real job!

  33. Story says – reply to this


    33

    it's sad you have to disqualify someone just because you are so jealous about him… Jared is a great actor/musician/singer/band leader and if you are in love so bad with him, I don't blame you, but please, it's pathetic you try to make fun about him just because Jared doesn't likes you



  34. 34

    Just because he does not want to pay you for Good press about him does not mean his music sucks. He is actually a very successfull and amazing artist. If you hate him then dont talk about him.
    Use your soon to be washed up page talking about losers who pay you to be mentioned like spiedie.

  35. Linny says – reply to this


    35

    Oh, stupid Perez, you WISH he provoked your gag reflex w/ his big dick!!
    He is handsome, he can act, he can sing and is nice as hell in person. I am 48 and LOVE the band, have seen them 3 times.

  36. SF90 says – reply to this


    36

    I guess you've missed every interview the band has done the past couple of years. People ALWAYS ask them about the band name.
    How about you do some research and look into the band's history & fanbase before just throwing in your own shitty opinion.
    By the way, I'm really curious of what Jared has done to you that makes you hate him. Did he not answer your love letters?



  37. 37

    I'd like him to provoke my gag reflex if you know what I'm sayin' nudge nudge wink wink



  38. 38

    he has the biggest dick in l.a., story confirmed many times.that should change ur opinion perez or whomever u are.



  39. 39

    your such a prick perez. Stop bitching about people who actually have talent because your jealous! If you actually read the interview the question called for that answer…its not like he said that for no good reason. Just because hes hotter than you, a better singer than you, a better actor than you and a MUCH nicer person than you you're jealous. GET OVER IT DOUCHEBAG

  40. @v@ says – reply to this


    40

    That hair is just screaming mid-life crisis.



  41. 41

    At least he is able to explain the significance of the name. How do you explain the meaning of PigFace Hilton who anyone interested enough to ask?



  42. 42

    My little 16 year old sister thinks he's great but forgive her, she's young and clueless and has no idea what good music is. We all went through that stage as kids. They need to accept what they are, an average grown up boy band and stop trying to take himself so serious in the vein of a real musician and people would hate less - um bop da da da um bop.



  43. 43

    I love his band, so nyah!



  44. 44

    Please Perez…you know you've wanted to tap that since before your first pube sprouted.



  45. 45

    Go and fuck yourself Perez. Leave him the fuck alone! I think you are the only douche on here.



  46. 46

    My friend sent me a link to this and I just had to create an account to comment on it. There seriously is nothing bad you can say about this guy. He is an awesome musician, songwriter, actor and person period. Met the band in NYC and they are the most down to earth people ever. Seriously, just admit you want in on piece of Jared like everyone else does. Everyone knows he's not only talented but simply beautiful. You say he's such a "has been" but you talk about him quite a lot. Jealous!!



  47. 47

    30 Seconds to mars is awesome but this is just retarded



  48. 48

    I HOPE SOMEDAY SOMEONE MAKES YOU DRINK YOUR OWN SHIT WATER PEREZ!



  49. 49

    I think that is the reason for entry: Perez hasn't had sex with Jared yet, and somehow he want to call his attention.

    Or already had sex with him and he wants revenge for something. xD