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Sour Puss Almost Burns Down Her Hotel Room!

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Seriously?? You can't even make fish sticks??!

Sour Puss Alba is in New York right now promoting her new flick, The Killer Inside Me, and apparently caused quite a scene at her hotel when she tried to cook her daughter, Honor Marie, fish sticks and almost caused a fire!

WTF??

That's right, she couldn't figure out how to work the oven and smoked out her room so badly that the fire department had to be called!

LOLz!

Her rep says:

"They were preparing Honor's dinner. [There was] no fire – just some smoke that unfortunately set off the alarm."

We don't know what's more mortifying - not being able to operate an oven or feeding your kid frozen fish sticks!

Thoughts??

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46 comments to “Sour Puss Almost Burns Down Her Hotel Room!”

  1. StayC says – reply to this


    1

    shut it… there was probably crap spilled in the oven from whoever used it last… that happens, genius. STOP HATING



  2. 2

    Your a troll Perez. LOLz



  3. 3

    that's the mexican in her…lol…just sayin'



  4. 4

    thank you! so sick of people who can't be bothered to feed their kids real food. my cousin's brat will only eat chicken if it's shaped like a dinosaur! ridiculous!



  5. 5

    For F sake, because there was a bit of smoke now it was a fire! Grow up you fat douche.



  6. 6

    ahahahahahahha She's so fuckin stupid, i can't belive it.

    Her hair looks so fake in this picture.



  7. 7

    I have 2 stick up for her here. I can cook but my ovens temperature is off and I almost caused a fire myself. Crappy old oven in my apt complex.



  8. 8

    It happens to the best of us.



  9. 9

    Yup, and if this was a story about Angelina, you'd be praising her about how great it was that she was making something for her brood, and how it MUST have been a faulty oven, or someone else's fault. Fuck You Perez, giant douchebag.

  10. tasha says – reply to this


    10

    Spills in an oven cause smoke you big asshole. I eat fishsticks and alot or regular parents feed their kids fishsticks. Whats the big deal as long as it's not an every day thing. Your are such a jerk.



  11. 11

    WTG mom!



  12. 12

    Re: tamzin – "….bothered to feed their kids real food", please! Toddlers are the pickiest eaters in the world, at least mine were among any of the others I've encountered. Most 2-3 yr olds aren't interested in tilapia opposed to fish sticks. And come on people, this is one f'ing meal!! Who knows what the kid is eating for every other meal. I'm not this girl's biggest fan, but jump down from those pedestals already….



  13. 13

    Okay so, feeding your child frozen fishsticks is "mortifying"?? Who exactly do you think you are? I'm sure you've eaten your fair share (or MORE!) of fishsticks, kraft dinner, fried balony, twinkies, oreos, etc, etc, etc!

    You're so self-righteous! Thank God you cannot procreate.



  14. 14

    So what!
    This is not news-worthy.
    It's happened to me several times too, not because I don't know how to cook or how to operate the oven but because the hood doesn't provide adequate ventilation. It can happen to anyone under the right/wrong circumstances.



  15. 15

    This from a guy with no kids and no brains. FYI Mario….If you buy the right brand, fish sticks are actually good for your kids. Shut the Eff Up on subjects of which you know NOTHING!!! I.E. Cooking and parenting and running a blog site….

    Spewing Hate….Bullying….now that, you are an expert at, so talk away. Some one will shoot you eventually.



  16. 16

    love you Jessica, www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic check out my music promise not another shit myspace band!!!xxx



  17. 17

    stuff like that happens.



  18. 18

    you are such a catty bitch. happens to the best of us and we fortunately do not need to respond via a rep.



  19. 19

    Oh whatever Perez… she probably put the food in the oven w/o setting the timer and got side tracked. Shit happens; especially to moms! Sidenote: she looks gorgeous!



  20. 20

    Re: tamzin – Thanks for the laugh… glad my son's not like that!… I'm still laughing!



  21. 21

    This girl is one the most self centered girls i have ever seen



  22. 22

    WHY DO YOU CALL HER SOUR PUSS?!?! DID I MISS SOMETHING?!?! ON THE TOPIC…LOLOLOLOLOL!! MAJOR FAIL!! ITS LIKE BURNING WATER!!



  23. 23

    So the food burned up a bit happens to everyone just because your mommy doesn't burn your food while she's sweating in the kitchen cooking your ass food [as if you'd noticed] doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.



  24. 24

    @ 15 - food that is battered such as fish sticks are not good for anyone (ever) and if you fry them (as opposed to baking them), they're even worse.
    *
    @ 12 - please, parents just don't want to hear their little brats cry cuz they don't want green beans - put food in front of them and when they're hungry enough, they'll eat it. as my mother always said - "you'll eat what I put in front of you or you won't eat".



  25. 25

    kids are picky eaters, nothing wrong with fish sticks! btw, smoke from an oven is usually due to caked on crap already in the oven when you turn it out. I seriously doubt a hotel kitchenette oven is cleaned very often, so what's the big deal -



  26. 26

    STUPID SPIC CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT



  27. 27

    Re: dinkus – A very deserved comment. Nothing to add, well done!

  28. lya says – reply to this


    28

    I don't particulary like Jessica Alba but she was in a hotel, maybe she didn't want to make something complicated for lunch. My mother always cooked when I was a child but we had sometimes pizza or a burger.And when you're not used to the oven it can be complicated, I took a moment to get used to my new oven over the old one,
    And please, she didn't start a fire, there was just some smoke
    How to make a story from nothing…



  29. 29

    No Mom should feed her kid or especially toddler frozen fish sticks - unless you are Catholic, and it is Friday during Lent. Have you read the ingredients on those things? Maybe in addition to being surly, Jessica is cheap too!



  30. 30

    As a Mom of two boys, yes they started out as picky eaters until I realized I am the Mom and they will eat what I give them! I am not a short order cook. Be the boss, parents - stop letting bratty kids control your world. Look in the mirror and say " I am the Boss!"



  31. 31

    she is dumber than a box of rocks. how does she get through a day? sounds like a horribly spoilt woman to me. everything about her is unappealing - from her snooty attitude to her inability to cook fishsticks without burning down a hotel.



  32. 32

    @24…they could be breaded and not battered, dumb shit.



  33. 33

    Re: IvyLeagueBitch – @ 30 - thank god some parents in this world still have the sense the good lord gave them…..just wanna say "thanks"…….



  34. 34

    Re: IvyLeagueBitch – thank you, girl!



  35. 35

    Re: IvyLeagueBitch – Haha very well put. I have this battle every night… Dinner time is such a joy…



  36. 36

    Re: tasha

    Well said.



  37. 37

    She gave her baby girl fish sticks? The whole place should have burned down.

  38. Iken says – reply to this


    38

    That sometimes happens when I make fishsticks for my kids too. Doesn't mean she doesn't know how to use an oven, moron.



  39. 39

    omigosh your a bitch! stop bitching …… i mean the fire alarm can go of if you burn toast!!(trust me) leave her alone!



  40. 40

    Gerber could be your best friend



  41. 41

    Re: coqauvin

    lol for real….

    * its okay…. I can say that…..i'm Mexican lol



  42. 42

    FYI

    Jessica Alba happens to be a very good cook!!! She even dries her own fruit!!

    It happens to all of us!!



  43. 43

    It's funny the more you call Jessica Sour-Puss and Kristen rat-face, rabbit-teeth, etc., the more you show your jealousy.



  44. 44

    lol!!!! another paris hilton?~



  45. 45

    People need to get off their high horses…Toddlers are super picky about what they'll eat, and we're lucky if we can get our own 2 year old to eat anything…And our 6 year old is just as fussy. We sneak in what we can and as long as they get fruits and veggies and all the food groups, then a few Kraft Dinner or frozen chicken fingers/fish sticks meals are not going to hurt them. God I'm tired of people who don't have kids judging the decisions of other parents. And I'm tired of people who do have kids judging the decisions of other parents.



  46. 46

    lol wtf? wasnt she bragging about how she eats so healthy and her daughter does too? theres nothing wrong with eating fish sticks but why would she tell everyone how healthy they eat?