What in reality television douchebag hell?
Psychotic douchebag and all-around horrible person Spencer Pratt is apparently producing a reality dating show for pathetic, famewhoring guido douchebag and our beloved Snooki Snickers' ex, Emilio Masella, called Fist Pumping For Love!
Pratt, who is using his company, Pratt Productions, to finance the project, says:
“It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television.”
The show will follow Masella around the country as he attempts to find someone to put up with him.
“I am tired of these fake Italian girls. I want a real guid-ette who can speak Italian, so we are prepared to take my search from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.”
Yeah, good luck with that, you greased up asshat.
Now hurry back to Spencer so you can finish jerking each other off!
If you fucktards aren't a perfect match, then we don't know who is!!
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