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LiLo's Lawyer Claims She Won't Be Going To Jail

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For her sake and yours, we hope that is true.

Responding to reports from this morning that Lindsay Lohan isn't in compliance with her probation, Shawn Chapman Holley, LiLo's lawyer, insisted that her client hasn't violated any of her court ordered requirements, including attending alcohol education classes.

LiLo's attorney told sources:

"Though there have been occasional weeks when Lindsay has missed her alcohol treatment class, she has always managed to make up the class the following week by attending two classes.

For this reason, we contend that Ms. Lohan is in substantial compliance with the conditions of her probation."

Only one way to settle this one - ROLL CALL!

Let's take a gander at the attendance book. Then, we'll have the truth!

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31 comments to “LiLo's Lawyer Claims She Won't Be Going To Jail”

  1. 1

    So, in other words, Perez's sister's team reported false gossip again.
    So shocking ! ! !

  2. 2

    Jail would be good for her.
    Robert Downy Jr even said that jail was the best thing to ever happen to him.

  3. 3

    Is it REALLY that fucking hard for her to actually attend these classes?? And yes, if she is supposed to go as part of her probation and she DOESN'T then she should go to jail. Simple. Obviously this bitch has problems. I don't think they will be solved until something drastic is done. Jail is one possiblity. And not any 22 day stint like that ugly twat Paris Hilton got either. Im talking months. Or something. Just please get her dirty tweeked out ass out of my face. Its getting so old. How embarrassing it must be to be her.

  4. 4

    Your illiterate ghost writer is incorrect. Lindsay was ORDERED BY THE COURT to attend class once every 7 days (unless she was in an outpatient program, which she clearly was not). However, the class only reports absences to the court every 21 days. Lindsay attended classes only before the 21 day window expired, but not necessarily within the 7 day requirement. So, yes, she is in "substantial" compliance with the class's attendance requirements but that is not "full" compliance with the court's requirements. Therefore, she IS IN FACT IN VIOLATION OF THE COURT'S ORDERS, and has thus violated her parole. . Learn how to read, learn how to write and get your facts straight. Perez, I've met you personally, you are a nice guy but you aren't fooling anyone with this "ghost writer". Whoever it is can barely type, let alone put together a grammatically correct sentence. Your "news" is behind other outlets and you are a sell out. You better shape up or you will lose your audience.

  5. litzi says – reply to this


    Apparently Lindsanity's lawyer is in as much denial as her client. Two delusional individuals trying to make sense out of an addicted has-been celeb. LOL!

  6. 6

    "For her sake"? for her sake I wish she was put in jail so she can get the help she so desperately needs!

  7. 7

    Is anyone else bored of seeing this woman's face and reading about her messy life?

  8. 8

    PEREZ LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  12. 12

    Gee, I guess people must not pay attention. She is supposed to be having classes once a week. So can someone tell me why her lawyer says if she misses one she goes twice? Which tells me she misses the seven day mandate.

  13. 13

    Just think how quickly Obama would have moved on the oil spill had Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida voted for him in the presidential election?

  14. 14

    i don't even recognize lindsay anymore. .

  15. 15

    Lindsay would not do anything to violate her probation, she's a smart gal, love ya Linds!

  16. 16

    BARBARA, it's 'ROLE call' not 'ROLL'.
    ROLL is used like "I just ate a ROLL with butter.
    I like rock n roll."
    We're not talking about your dinner here.

    All the hatred. Barbie must be on her period.

  17. 17

    Damn Lindsay, just go away already.

  18. 18

    this is the entitled thinking of lindsay lohan. the rules do not apply to her. she shows up late for just about every court appearance she's had. she does not go to the deposition in her most recent civil case. and she is bound by the judge to go at least once a week to drunk school but goes twice in one week and none the week before. like she can decide when she goes. no that is not what the judge said. it is not false gossip reporting. i am not a fan of mr. hilton's record of reporting unchecked or false gossip or his style but the information is accurately reported. once again, lawyers spin information in a manner beneficial to their clients. no matter what lohan's lawyer says, it will be up to the judge to make the decision and back up her threat. if the judge doesn't, it will embolden lohan even further to continue her 'fuck you i'll do what i want lifestyle'.

  19. 19

    Maybe jail isn't such a bad idea.
    Think it's the best for her now.
    But who am I.

  20. 20

    She needs to go to jail for an extended period of time.

  21. 21

    wow.. i didn't kow lohan situation was such a mess.. she just lost it…

  22. 22

    Re: WendyKnight – ROLL is correct usage according to the dictionary. as in a list. ROLE is a part or function. before going off on someone perhaps you could have checked your facts. i agree the quality of this web site has diminished a great deal since perez decided to be all about him and not the blog. but in this case, the use of the word is correct.

  23. 23

    I wish the paps would stop following her so that when she wasnt getting that constant attention she would actually do something CA-RAZY again!

    Im really in the mood to see a Lindsay meltdown……..give us soemthing good you retard!

  24. 24

    bumpper 18 - wrong, even if you add up "twice" a week sessions to make up for missed weeks ..she hasn't done one-per-week. Point is moot - she had to go once a week.

  25. 25

    Re: LoopyEgo – i agree with you 100%. my point was that lohan and her lawyer will try to say that missing a week and then going twice the next week makes everything all right. she most definitely is in violation of the judge's order. but to her she can do as she pleases because she has been coddled by everyone including the courts. i would not be surprised if the judge accepts the argument. she can do anything she wants because she's a celebrity.

  26. 26

    Re: bumpper – "celebrity." might be true , but cynical. I don't hang out with Lindsay and we aren't friends, but I do know Lindsay. People stand up to Her ALL the time. I lost count of the Bars that have kicked her out. Just Because Lindsay throws a tantrum and take drinks and try not to pay for them doesn't mean she gets away with it. Its not just a Sick-perversion of "Entitlement" , Lindsay is Angry and an A-Hole, not for entitlement but for the sake she is angry.
    I agree with friends Lindsay that have given up and "thrown in the towel". I also agree with the ones that hope Lindsay does go to jail.
    I think Lindsay is naturally very creative and I find her find her an intresting person, and consider her an emotional juggernaut. BUT I read news reports about her everyday and can't BELIEVE the stuff she does. I say to myself "who the HELL is this creature".
    I think most of her crazyness is because of the Drugs she is on.
    I would like to see her go to jail for at least three months. I would like to see her kick ALL drugs.. even the two anti-ansexity meds and anti-depression drugs she is on and other stuff.
    But I don't think Lindsay will stop acting crazy. Friends of Lindsay have told me to just stop looking at her or following her online, because chances are she is going to end up Dead by mid-year.

  27. 27

    I am sooooo tired of hearing about poor poor lindsay. She's a LOSER (plus her entire family) and a has-been. Knowone gives a crap about that wasteiod, never did.

  28. 28

    I just hope Lindsay doesn't go to Jail. She is just sewing her oats like any other twentysomething female. If Drew Barry More can clean up her act so can Lindsay!

  29. 29

    i can't wait to hear what her DUH-fense liar has to say when her rancid little ass goes to jail where she belongs.

  30. 30

    Does any of the legal "technicalities" even matter?? Take a look at any picture of her stumbling out of parties and clubs, drunk off her ass on a regular basis, and you know that it doesn't make a damn bit of difference if she is or isn't going to a class or two, SHE STILL A DRUNK AND THEY AREN'T DOING ANYTHING! She needs to be put in jail or a REAL rehab facility. Not the Hollywood, 2 week publicity rehab, a REAL rehab. Otherwise, she's as good as dead.

  31. 31

    y does it matter if she made up for the classes that she missed?
    she's supposed to attend ON THOSE DAYS!!!!
    fuckin whore.