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Lindsanity Headed To Jail (Again)!

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Considering she violated her probation, it's just a matter of time!

Lindsay Lohan can't get her shiz together and now she's likely to end up in the slammer! She is on probation for a DUI and the judge demanded that the wacktress attend alcohol education classes once every 7 days, unless she is in rehab.

The school where LOLhan is enrolled only notifies the court if the student is missing for 21 days and Lindsay found a loophole. She always comes in before the 21st day to attendance issued. But it's Judge Marsha Revel that laid down the law - go every 7 days or jail!

La Loca's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, states:

"We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance."

She is due in court of May 20th for a progress report.


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25 comments to “Lindsanity Headed To Jail (Again)!”

  1. 1

    the only reason she's not in jail now is due to the fact that she isn't required to undergo drug testing…if the judge required it…she would've been gone a long time ago….

  2. 2

    I smell rehab coming. "No, judge. I can't go to jail because I've decided to go to rehab." Deja vu all over again. I doubt that she'll go to jail unless they drug test her. The only reason why she went to rehab the last two times is because she was facing serious jail time and wanted to look good to the court. Looks like May will be a big month for her, tuesday she has her deposition and the 20th she has her court date.

  3. 3

    She's probably better off in jail. She can't fuck up her life too badly from inside a jail cell.

  4. 4

    "Alcohol Education", what a load of crap! It's all MANDATORY 12-Step Religious AA/NA Cult Insanity & group therapy "Alcohol is bad for you" brainwashing nonsense.

  5. 5

    She actually looks pretty good in this photo - not as much bloat.

  6. 6

    She'll do 10 or 15 minutes then be released due to "overcrowding." Won't miss any party time that way. Why doesn't the judge require drug testing?

  7. 7

    Re: rosebud99 – yeah, if you like coke/meth face…

  8. litzi says – reply to this


    Re: rosebud99 – This is an OLD "booking" picture of Lindsanity…that explains the different hair color and lack of bloat. She's come a long way, baby, in the past couple of years. Free-For-All nose dive.

  9. 9

    She better jump on that Dr. Drew offer girlfriend!

  10. 10

    Do you think she really cares because based on overcrowding in CA jails, she will probably do about 38 minutes just enough time to process her. We have all seen it before.

  11. 11

    Perez, why don't you get some new storis, evreybody knows she is a trainwreck, any orginal or new stories gonna come out. your late with evreything and you keep repeating, love your site but come on, lets get on with it Buddy.

  12. 12

    Safest place for Lindsanity is JAIL
    Might save her life

  13. 13

    The CA judicial process almost seems laughable to me. *Stars* only occasionally go to jail. I keep thinking of Red O'Neal. How many times must someone 'offend' before they serve some serious jail time (Cameron Douglas being the exception but that's on the East Coast)? Lindsay will never be put in the slammer!

  14. 14

    its called the hollywood treatment. She wont do time.

  15. 15

    ARE YOU RETARDED? CAN YOU NOT READ AND UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN SHIT!?! "We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance."

    Yikes? What yikes you dumb mother fucker!?! She's in compliance there's no issues it's all in your fucking head!

    Lets see how stupid your fucking retarded sheep followers are.

  16. 16

    Re: Nathiestx – hey moron, she's in compliance with the PROGRAM but NOT the court order.
    she's going to jail. of course she won't go to jail for long enough to make a difference. probably sit there for 45 minutes and then walk out and head straight to a bar to throw a drink at samantha ronson's head.

  17. 17

    How is it possible that this chick was not MADE TO HAVE DRUG TESTING??? She had cocaine on her for Christ's sakes!! Once again, as I've said a billion times, celebrity justice at its fucking best! She won't do jail. Please. Only people that make under $100,000/yr or so go to jail; let's be real for 2 seconds.

  18. 18

    This is really sad to see… I keep thinking am gonna see a headline, although it will be slight that she has been found dead with a needle in her arm. Where are her friends? If nobody will step up and save this girl, then the criminal justice system needs to get off its ass and throw her in jail and put her in a lock down rehab before she dies, if she doesn’t die before her next court date. Sad, so sad. And I know you all are haters, I even hate her a little, but come on she is somebodies little girl.

  19. 19

    Thank god!!

  20. 20

    Um, ok I am a little confused. Normally she wouldn't be attending this the entire time she would have been on probation so I think she must have missed a lot of classes, and probably yes she did just show up at the most on the 21st day. I tend to agree that she probably would be in jail if the judge did a drug test. They should actually do a hair drug test too, not a urine test where they give her a chance to get clean too. Boy would that bring a lot of issues to light now wouldn't it?

  21. 21

    Re: Nathiestx – i will try not to be condescending in my reply to you the way you have been to other people commenting. first…your use of the word retarded is hurtful to all of us who have mentally challenged individuals in our families. second…there have been countless times where lawyers have said they will vigorously defend charges or said their clients were absolutely not guilty or said their clients were being targeted for a crime they had no involvement in only to have them plead guilty to some sweetheart deal. this is a very common practice for lawyers everywhere and not unusual. third…if you read the article correctly, the school only reports absences of 21 consecutive days. ms. lohan attended within the 21 days therefore no report to the lawyer. fourth…the judge placed a condition on ms. lohan that she must attend at least every seventh day. this will be reported directly to the judge sometime prior to may 20, 2010. and that will be up to the judge to rule on and decide upon a punishment. she did warn your friend ms. lohan that jail would be the consequence for failure to comply with this condition. finally i am neither retarded nor one of hilton's sheep. he is a very fucked up individual with many serious issues of his own. perhaps that is why he relishes in the misfortune of others. i might suggest before you accuse someone of not knowing what they are talking about that you make sure you know what you are talking about.

  22. 22

    YAAAAY! I can't WAIT until we hear a story of how she was forced to eat canned fruit cocktail off a fithy cafeteria floor! 'When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong'!! PUNISHMENT is the only 'help' this bitch needs/deserves. Anyone who pities her is soft in the head. THAT'S who I save MY pity for!

  23. 23

    This bitch is absolutely worthless. Why can't she just die so we never have to hear about her anymore.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    I don't see her going to jail. There are lawyers involved now who will, or should impress the non-negotiability of certain things heavily onto her psyche.

  25. 25

    She wouldn't go to jail for long though. Any celebrity that goes in gets released due to "crowding." Annoying as hell.