Photoshop Awardz: Final Poster For Menopause & The City 2!!

4/30/2010 4:45 PM ET | Filed under: Icky Icky Poo • Sarah Jessica Parker • Photoshop Awardz • Cynthia Nixon • Sex & The City • Kristin Davis • Kim Cattrall

Absolutely HOrrific!

Check out the just-released ~~exercise in photoshop mastery~~ final poster for Sex & the City 2.

Unbelievable, right?

We get that they may need to touch up SJPeePee - she is starting to look a bit like the crypt keeper - but what the FUCK did they do to Kim Cattrall's face??

She doesn't even resemble a human, let alone what she actually looks like - which is pretty damn good!!

So unnecessary.

Thoughts??

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88 comments to “Photoshop Awardz: Final Poster For Menopause & The City 2!!”

AprilAZ says – reply to this

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That doesn't even look like Kim Cattrall, LOL, OMG, LOL
jimena says – reply to this

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oh, poor Kim! yes, looks nothing like her!
Kristin & Cynthia look great, and Sarah a bit weird…
MACGirl90 says – reply to this

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Totally agree about Kim Cattrall's face. But the crack at Sarah Jessica Parker, really? Because the arms of your beloved Madonna, as well as her face, doesn't alarm you?
Yeistarrstruck says – reply to this

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i kinda think its the point of the poster like the posters back in the 50s really cartoony looking pics but kim actually doenst look like herself
heatherrenee says – reply to this

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Um hello a little 1987 move Mannequin comes to mind!!!!
heatherrenee says – reply to this

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Um a little 1987 movie mannequin comes to mind!!
cgv123 says – reply to this

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Well considering they all could be GRANDMOTHERS the next movie should be called Menopause in the City… yeeesh.
smarter567 says – reply to this

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SJP looks cross-eyed and KC looks like a deformed Chelsea Handler… WTF
Luv My White Cotton Panties says – reply to this

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lol
Emilio Estevez says – reply to this

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I thought Kim Cattrall was Rachel McAdams at first glance.
Paris France says – reply to this

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Hmmm..Looks like Heidi in a few years. Meow!
Miaboo says – reply to this

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Let's point out one of the more disturbing errors: What the HELL is wrong with Cynthia Nixon's leg? It isn't even turned the correct way her body is. This would be physically impossible if not for the mastery of editing. Someone needs to be fired!
iloverickymartin says – reply to this

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I had rather see a poster heavily photoshopped than to see these talented ladies without their makeup. Actually, Kristin and Cynthia really do look good without makeup but the two just make me feel sad and old.
martianchick76 says – reply to this

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Kim Cattrall looks like Chelsea Handler or that chick from The Notebook. Not even herself. So wack. Photoshop only looks good on Mariah Carey
Megablues212 says – reply to this

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yikessss!
JazzySassyChic says – reply to this

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Can someone say PHOTOSHOP????

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xxchristyxx says – reply to this

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Wow, they need to work on this one again. SJP looks like she has googly eyes. I'd be pissed if I were her.
gimlet123 says – reply to this

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Horrible of Kim Cattrall. SJP looks a bit odd too.
KrisInNYC says – reply to this

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Re: Miaboo –
What… you can't twist your body? Of course its possible… i just did it!
rico35 says – reply to this

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Oh Mario, give it a rest. The movie will ba fab and the girls look great. I guess there not paying you to promote this, like your little creepy bieber people do..
blisss says – reply to this

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Exactly my thoughts. Has no one seen 'Mannequin' that looks exactly like kim maybe a bit younger but still kim!!!!!!
CBenji says – reply to this

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Kim Catrall looks like she has to poop and she isn't real or something. SJP looks like she went out with Lindsay and they put her hair into an electric socket, and the other two had a lot of photo shop. Honestly they looked better before all of this or at least I thought so.
plain jane jones says – reply to this

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whatever, it's just a poster. if they didn't photoshop it you would just be criticizing the imperfections anyway.
DaisyHalt says – reply to this

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Who cares? The last movie was good, and I'm expecting this one to be good 2.
Marcus75YOW says – reply to this

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Whomever cleared this poster for public release should by fired, STAT!!!
Marcus75YOW says – reply to this

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Photoshop is supposed to enhance beauty, not make them look like freeks… If I was Kim Cattrall's agent I'd make a few phone calls…
jones19 says – reply to this

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Wooow were they trying to make Kim look 22? That's what it looks like they were going for. MASSIVE FAIL!
The Head Honcho says – reply to this

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Why do you have to define these women as menopausal? Who cares?
AndyRae says – reply to this

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Oh WOW. Pretty bad. But I must say, Kristin and Cynthia look ferosh.
spinspinspin says – reply to this

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uhh… why is SJP completely cross-eyed?
buzzcuts says – reply to this

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THE REVENGE OF THE COUGAR MUMMIES, SEX AND THE CITY 2
Melley says – reply to this

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Its kinda funny, they made kim kattrall look like she did 20 years ago.
Dexter625 says – reply to this

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that looks absoluely nothing like Kim Cattrall!
lolagyrl says – reply to this

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def uber photoshopped

SJP is one of the most beautiful people i've ever seen in real life (and recently) - far more beautiful than this poster shows

and WTF is the menopause crack about? women age. if we're lucky, we'll make it to menopause. like a bunch of other hot sexy women. you know, Madonna, Cher, Susan Sarandon…
mollyschambers says – reply to this

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ewww what the fuck?!! and perez stop saying mean things about SJP. she is amazing and gorgeous and fabulous!! but seriously they fucked up kim cattralls face bad.
Di.Lancre.Royalty says – reply to this

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Actually, its a pretty AMAZING work. Forget about the stars and who they are, and you can appreciate the art vision and hard work that goes into this.
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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Re: heatherrenee – haha! True That!
miss chloe says – reply to this

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why the fuck would they do that to kim she's the oldest and looks way better than sarah and cynthia. kim and kristin looks great for their ages and don't need the air brushing we all know they are past for so why try and make them look way younger?
alejpanda says – reply to this

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OMFGGGGG SJP HAS ONLY ONE LEG!!!!
Megalicious says – reply to this

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since when is sarah jessica parker so cross eyed? shouldn't they have fixed that with photoshop before they fixed her manly arms?
VAMPIRE PIMP says – reply to this

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@@@@@@@ SAGGY VAJAYJAY PART 2 !!! YUCK NO THANK YOU….
Diorella says – reply to this

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Kristin is prettier than the other 3…
ww29 says – reply to this

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Re: blisss – That actually was Kim in the 80's flick.
jezabelicious says – reply to this

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Re: plain jane jones – hahahaha totally. You were dead on with this comment. No one can win. There either not keeping themselves up or they've had too much work.

It's a poster. Everything is photoshopped to high hell now… it's not news.
neseatl says – reply to this

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Kim Cattrall looks like a "Moonlighting version" (younger) of Cybil Shepard. What a slap in the face, when the studio thinks they need totally redo your face.
l524s says – reply to this

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SAarah Jessica Barker LOOKS LIKE A FOOT!
LindtLover says – reply to this

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Sarah Jessica Parker's face is hilarious !!!!!!
Canadian_n_proud says – reply to this

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Kim's face looks like Kendra Wilkinson's face LMAO
crazytimez5643 says – reply to this

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these bitches are screwed if the actual raw photo leaks…..
MACGirl90 says – reply to this

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Re: Miaboo – OMG, didn't even notice her leg. You're totally right. Weird.. Even if it were physically possible, it's still odd.
bartysmom says – reply to this

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I thought Kim looked like Sharon Stone in this poster!
Ooh la la says – reply to this

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They did a good job LOL
iluvbuenosaires90 says – reply to this

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that is NOT kim cattrall
smodo says – reply to this

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Kim looks like that chick from Top Gun. Kelly McGuiness?
Not All The Same says – reply to this

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VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM DESPITE WHAT THE CRIMINALS WHO PROFIT FROM VACCINES SAY.
blocparty1 says – reply to this

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Do the girls have to sign off on the pictures or do they have nothing to do with them? I agree that Kristin and Cynthia look normal, but ewww they really hijacked Kim Cattrall's face !
funbrunettex104 says – reply to this

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That is so embarrassing! It looks nothing like Kim.
rineybeany says – reply to this

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looks very amateur, i would for once like to see hollywood stop trying to impose perfection on everyone, as if celebrities just have to look a certain age or be a certain size… let them look normal, because SJP looks anything but normal!
Antoinette64 says – reply to this

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Women in their 40s are NOT on menopause!
stellagranos says – reply to this

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Incredibly bad art direction in every conceivable way.
misconducktzcool says – reply to this

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sex in the city nursing home up next, see those long beefy curtains try to capture those peens without skirting the issues, hear the raspy cigarette voices cackle at their own jokes, watch those rolling walkers push citizens out of the way so they dont have to change their depends but once a day…and smell those musty dusty crevices as they roll by you….boy i am looking forward to that….hooooooweeee
Eclipseheart says – reply to this

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Kim Cattral looks the youngest out of all of them! She and Cynthia Nixon look great, Kristin looks kinda old and SJP is just plain ugly, sorry.
Kimmi420 says – reply to this

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I dont follow the show but I was like WHERES kim cant believe she wouldnt be in this one….. OMG i had no idea it was her LOL
marioisafattwat says – reply to this

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cynthia looked better than the others. SJP should just go stay at a kibbutz & never come back. i never see the appeal of this woman. she looks like bette midler, not a good actress, & her fashion sense is shit.
twilightfanalways says – reply to this

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kim catrall looks nothing like her!!!!
poor thing it was totally unnecessary.
Ooch says – reply to this

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Ok so Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon look the CLOSEST to themselves…but the other two…wtf. Kim Catrall, really?
SaintThomas92 says – reply to this

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we're going back to the 40s and 50s when the posters used to be painted!! Marylin Monroe would be so proud!!
Chicken Love says – reply to this

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Doesn't look overly touched up to me. It's a movie poster, they never look real. Hope the movie does great.
Pegomyhart2 says – reply to this

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Is that Kim Cattrall? A Photoshopped version that got out of control…
SJP has always been weird looking, the head too big, but she has chutzpa.
Hunkasaurus says – reply to this

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People magazine just came out with their world's most Beautiful People List - the photo shop edition!
EliJR209 says – reply to this

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lol totally looks line a manequin. So excited for the movie though.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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I hate to say it .. but the trailer for this movie looks absolutely awful.
ang3l4eva says – reply to this

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i love it.. !!!
20thCFoxx says – reply to this

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OMG bring Kim bacccccccck. Only Kristin & Cynthia look like themselves! Are these the same people who turned models into total skeletons awhile back?
OnFire says – reply to this

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Sarah looks cross-eyed because of her nose and the rest of her insect-like face. I don't understand her appeal. she's not attractive, her speaking voice is annoying, and she's not that great an actress.
LiteDaze says – reply to this

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Shut up people… they all look great!
Dutchie2010 says – reply to this

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I still can't wait though. despite all that photoshoppin
caitinwonderland says – reply to this

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Okay, people love Kim Cattrall BECAUSE she still looks so good… why would anyone think that was a necessary improvement.

SJP….scary….

looked best as the witch in Hocus Pokus
Little Red says – reply to this

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Wow Kim Cattrall doesn't even look like herself! There's such thing as TOO much photoshop.
eskimo kisses says – reply to this

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everyone needs to seriously chill with the photoshop. craaazzeeeeeee is whoever thought this looked okay
cauldrons says – reply to this

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CHARLOTTE + SAMANTHA = only people worth watching this for.
Nino Love says – reply to this

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Not crazy about it…
flora_tink says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha
menopause and the city 2
unknownactor1975 says – reply to this

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Kim Cattrall looks like Parker Posey in this pic.
keke1425 says – reply to this

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wow south park did a great job when they made SJP she looks just like her cartoon
lolli says – reply to this

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HIDEOUS!!!!! OMG, HOW could u make kristen look so bad? she's the prettiest! SJP; EAT ANYTHING SOLID!!!!
Starlit says – reply to this

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My word. Photoshopping has gone way too far when you don't even recognize the person. That doesn't even look like the younger Kim.
Hewhosmokeswomen says – reply to this

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They should get this guy to shoop Lady Gaga