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Chef Dies From Eel Up His Butt!

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Terrible!

After a chef in China passed out drunk, his friends played a prank on him that went horribly awry! Doctors found an eel up the 59-year-old man's rectum and the creature had eaten his bowels!

WTF was wrong with his friends?! What happened to the classic prank of just drawing dicks on the faces of passed out drinking buddies?!

So gruesome and sad!

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125 comments to “Chef Dies From Eel Up His Butt!”

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  1. dd says – reply to this


    1

    Wtf what a terrible way to go and poor eel.



  2. 2

    horrible!!!!! poor guy



  3. 3

    No shit? Wow, his friends are a real pain in the ass!



  4. 4

    eww



  5. 5

    Was the eel OK?



  6. 6

    O__O



  7. 7

    GREAT friends! What idiots!



  8. 8

    I hope they all get prosecuted for murder, what a bunch of idiots!



  9. 9

    omg



  10. 10

    Oh, and RIP chef. :(



  11. 11

    That's disgusting and morbid.



  12. 12

    i wonder if his friends will be charged with man slaughter… or animal cruelty?? holy sheesh thats effed up.



  13. 13

    :| … wtf.. i hope his friends go to jail….idiots..



  14. 14

    Why are all your stories a day behind the other sites?



  15. 15

    That is truly awful. I don't get in what walk of life someone would find that "joke" even SLIGHTLY funny - even if the plan didn't go awry. If it were me, I'd at least think… Maybe he'll get sick or bitten by the animal and I wouldn't want either one of those things to happen to my worst enemy let alone a friend. May this man rest in peace and may his friends live out the rest of their days in jail before rotting in hell. As far as we know, you only get one chance at life and these assholes took someone else's for a laugh. GREAT JOB, GUYS.



  16. 16

    Re: El loco Norwegian – You're kidding me, right? Not that I don't care about the animal, but considering a person DIED in this situation, it honestly didn't even cross my mind how the eel is. With that being said, I hope it survived as it was innocent too…



  17. 17

    At the very least, you know in China those assholes will be put to death swiftly

  18. MsBre says – reply to this


    18

    I feel so sorry for the eel! Can you even imagine? YUCK!!!



  19. 19

    O_o So they tortured and inadvertantly murdered their friend while abusing an animal. And exactly what did they think was going to happen? If this is true, I hope they rot in jail.



  20. 20

    stfu, this can't be true…? I think your just wishing someone would shove somthing up your deep hole Pez boy



  21. 21

    The chinese and japanese have sick and strange senses of humor…just watch any "gameshow" from those countries…



  22. 22

    What the fuck?



  23. 23

    w.t.f. nuff said



  24. 24

    So this is why eel tastes like shit to me? Sounds like something Neil Fifer and his posse would do!



  25. 25

    So sad.



  26. 26

    They should goto jail just for being THAT stupid. Then again this is China, they probably just the the lot into a wok and ate it for lunch. After all I believe the national anthems lyrics go, "if it moves or is alive in any way, its food!"



  27. 27

    I guess that doesn't happen with gerbils. You'd know all about that wouldn't you Perez?



  28. 28

    eels can eat through anything.



  29. 29

    Wow!!!! Thats just a sad way to go. People need to realize that jokes can be deadly. Even if it just buttering your kitchen floor where you can slip and fall. They can fall hit there head on something and have deadly results. But although I know that buttering your floor and shoving a animal up the rectum are 2 TOTALLY different jokes.



  30. 30

    This story turn you on eh fat boy?



  31. 31

    Re: El loco Norwegian – - well it got a nice meal so im sure it wasnt complaining



  32. 32

    Re: hocus pocus – Yes, I was kidding.



  33. 33

    Re: electromouth – I wonder if the eel became a meal afterwards… I bet someoe ate it. Yummy, lightly marinated in crap :-(



  34. 34

    I guess gerbils dont do it for you guys anymore, huh perez? Hope richard gere isnt reading this.



  35. 35

    How did one of those fit in his butt hole? Damn



  36. 36

    omg. that's horrible!!!



  37. 37

    this isn't a prank, it's rape that resulted in manslaughter



  38. 38

    That is so f ucked up on so many levels…how do u get an eel up someone's azz to begin with?!? You have to spread open someone's azzhole……poor eel….poor guy.



  39. 39

    Karma, poor eel



  40. 40

    Just when you think you've heard it all….



  41. 41

    How is that physically possible? This is even sicker than the grandma banging her grandson story.



  42. 42

    Re: mattvoyager
    Plenty of countries eat eel, not just china, you dumb fuck



  43. 43

    Sure…blame it on his "friends". Men are so fucking sick. Wanna have sex with every and anything! Thats what he gets.



  44. 44

    Poor eel. So sad.



  45. 45

    sick.



  46. 46

    wow i hope he didn't feel anything since he was passed out but who knows .. that sucks .. they people should be charged with murder



  47. 47

    Re: Osakhomen – There are around 800 species of eel. The one in the picture is one of the largest, a Moray eel. The one he got up his butt was probably one of the smaller and much slimmer types, more common in cooking. They often secrete a very slippery slime, which would act as a very effective lubricant.



  48. 48

    1)How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when people are shoving an eel up your butt. 2)How is that physically possible? 3) Ouch!



  49. 49

    Re: poosie – You're going to straight to HELL but I LOL'd



  50. 50

    That's such a sad and pointless way to die, especially remembering that so many people around the world try hard to keep alive. When would his friends be sent to jail? I hope they get life imprisonment for doing such a reckless thing.



  51. 51

    That's such a sad and pointless way to die, especially if I remember that so many people around the world try hard to keep alive. When would his friends be sent to jail? I hope they get life imprisonment for doing such a reckless thing.

  52. missB says – reply to this


    52

    YUCK and poor guy



  53. 53

    With friends like that…who needs enemas?



  54. 54

    they all should be tried for murder..



  55. 55

    a whole new meaning to "what the fuck"…



  56. 56

    I won't even comment.



  57. 57

    Re: Mad Dog
    Thats why I said no comment, even the dick drawing thing wasn't his (her/whomever writes this now's) idea.



  58. 58

    poor eel

  59. Bren says – reply to this


    59

    Is this a real story?



  60. 60

    That is in the top 10 worst ways to die.



  61. 61

    Ok, this man got his bowels eaten from the inside out. Who the FUCK cares about the eel rt now?! Jesus, get the notion people care more about a fucking eel than a human life.



  62. 62

    I hope they've been charged with manslaughter. Absolute morons!



  63. 63

    That is pretty sick. Someone needs to play this prank on Perez =P



  64. 64

    A prank my ass (ha ha) I think it was some weird homo fetish orgy gone awry. Freaks!!!



  65. 65

    Not a surprise.The nation as a whole are some heartless motherfuckers. They skin dogs and cats alive for their fur why not shove an eel up their friends ass? sad.



  66. 66

    OBAMA WAS CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR!!! CHECK OUT THIS SITE TO READ MORE ABOUT OUR FUCK-UP PRESIDENT AND HIS AFFIAR!!!! drudgereport.com

  67. kis95 says – reply to this


    67

    Re: timbointx – Omg…lmfao!

  68. Pippy says – reply to this


    68

    Maybe some of his friends were those "army queers" in that LADYGAGME music video. Leave it to "Dont ask, Don't Tell"! Oh wait my bad their in CHINGWAWA Town!



  69. 69

    That's the sickest thing I've heard in a while. Hope the poor man was too drunk to notice.



  70. 70

    Hasn't anyone ever heard of 'eel soup'? Type it into google…



  71. 71

    that is so horrifically horrible! oh my god nightmarish! WOW



  72. 72


  73. 73

    Poor Eel! hope it gets a proper burial.



  74. 74

    Perez is out looking for his own pet eel as we type..he'll put a leash on it so he can pull it back out when he feels some nibbles.



  75. 75

    i'm sorry but aren't eels kinda thick, some people have fucking big assholes!! urban legend i say!!

  76. AndyG says – reply to this


    76

    that is some fucked up shit! wow…poor guy, but what a dummy for passing out around creeps like them!



  77. 77

    My comment is taking eons to post. What is Perez doing with people's comments dude. This story is from a website called The Spoof, therefore the story is false. Do some research before posting bullshit Perez.



  78. 78

    What a way to go.



  79. 79

    WTF "kathie!"?



  80. 80

    how can an eel go up your ass but soo gay perez

  81. JCPR says – reply to this


    81

    this is soooo wrong! i hope their conscience are not letting them sleep at night! horrible way to die!



  82. 82

    the chef is ALIVE. He has RECOVERED from sepsis but he is ALIVE. Get your facts straight Perez, don't just copy from other websites.



  83. 83

    good friends…



  84. 84

    Ooooowwww X_____X



  85. 85

    Re: Patty1 – Eh no the story isn't even true. It was posted on The Spoof website.



  86. 86

    I guess his friends and the eel will be up on murder charges



  87. 87

    Disgusting friends!



  88. 88

    r*i*p damn thats just fucked up



  89. 89

    EWWWWWWW



  90. 90

    I read that he actually lived for 10 days after it happened, but then succumbed to his injuries. So, it is quite possible that he did indeed feel tremedous pain and agony.
    Yeah, great friends.



  91. 91

    Wow this is so sick!
    RIP chef!



  92. 92

    That must of been a big "ass hole"



  93. 93

    I would never fall asleep around his friends. I hope they all go to jail.



  94. 94

    Re: El loco Norwegian – Oh ok, lol I was like I HAVE to see if this person is serious, kidding, stupid, sadistic, or what lol… Kidding it is! Part of me figured you were one of those REALLY crazy PETA people who honestly cares more about animals than people lol Sorry if I came off mean or anything, not my intention



  95. 95

    Re: jerkstore – Ya well they are gonna be receiving a pain in the ass when they are charged. A prank turned bad is a prank turned bad. No different than college kids pranking by hazing newbies during initiations. I would hope his friends are held responsible.



  96. 96

    Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Butt.



  97. 97

    THE STORY IS NOT TRUE YOU FUCKING RETARDS. THE SPOOF FEATURED THIS STORY AND STATES THAT ITS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKS.



  98. 98

    Perez this is a fucking GOSSIP sit IDIOT why do you post this shit???????????



  99. 99

    gross and terrible! between this story and the disgusting turd on a toothbrush clip i'm ready vomit. o_O



  100. 100

    * what kind of prank were they doing that he ended up with an eel in his ass?

    * did they put him in water with eels, did they put the eel up his ass, how did the eel get past his pants and underwear?

    *there is just something not right about this story!

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