Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
After a chef in China passed out drunk, his friends played a prank on him that went horribly awry! Doctors found an eel up the 59-year-old man's rectum and the creature had eaten his bowels!
WTF was wrong with his friends?! What happened to the classic prank of just drawing dicks on the faces of passed out drinking buddies?!
So gruesome and sad!
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