The Blanket All Couples Need!

5/01/2010 10:20 AM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

LOLs!

Check out this HIGHlarious infomercial for the Better Marriage Blanket to protect you from your significant other's stank-ass night flatulence!

Makes a great anniversary gift?! HA!

Yeah, nothing says romance like a fart blanket!

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40 comments to “The Blanket All Couples Need!”

giggity37 says – reply to this

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HAHA is that real?!?
njmomma says – reply to this

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Is this for real??
ticklememoll says – reply to this

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i need one of those!!! my bf's arse stinks…esp after he has been drinking guiness!! Ireland needs those blankets now
leoluvr says – reply to this

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lol there was a situation in MY bed this morning. hmmm. haha but i do know they sell undies with carbon. i think it would work.
gorgeous_chik7 says – reply to this

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That's ridiculous! LOL And stupid. Not worth the money. Just like every other infomercial item, it probably doesn't really work anyway! LOL
sharkgrl89 says – reply to this

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An Anniversary gift!?!?!?! "Hi hunny, you smell, BAD!!!!"
duelastar says – reply to this

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After the Huggy Gram I don't know what else to believe. lol
iloverickymartin says – reply to this

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If that doesn't work then sew them up in the stinkin blanket and beat the hell out of them.
b a t k i s s says – reply to this

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that's so straight
TheBitchlorette says – reply to this

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I wrote about that on my blog yesterday.
TruBloodDrinker says – reply to this

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$120 for that??? And they say it makes a great wedding gift? Yeah, that would be SOOOO polite!
alfabravo says – reply to this

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Giving your old lady the Dutch Oven is an intimate and beautiful thing.
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PreTTy*n*PinK says – reply to this

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I have yet to meet a couple that end of divorcing but of his/her constant farts….
mackypoo says – reply to this

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Looks like some SNL skit…
-Shootingstar- says – reply to this

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I think that is awesome if it's real!
boogiewoogie says – reply to this

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Pez, you probably wouldn't want one of these cus you like sticking your big nose up smelly azzes, aint that right? sniff sniff
shakin'_bacon says – reply to this

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seriously not the worst idea ever lol…I can't sleep with my husband after Taco Tuesday we need this lol
marlow says – reply to this

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I doubt this would grab the fumes fast enough. I have my own bedroom which works even better. Now my dh can fart to his heart's content and more power to him….and and btw - women can be guilty of this too but sometimes they have a bit more dignity.
You Know Like Totally says – reply to this

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The green fume graphics hahahaha….they could have really made it eye opening if it was the woman stinking up the place.
methesupergirl says – reply to this

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Hahahaha. I'm sure you could still smell it if you lifted the cover.
raven_raincloud says – reply to this

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what the fuck…that can't be for real…LOL….
YUCK says – reply to this

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$120, I would rather deal with the fart odors. that blanket looks cheap anyway, couldnt they make it look fancy at the very least.
Dr_Steve_Brule says – reply to this

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Stealing from other websites again, Perez?
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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they need to put a lining of this in most men's clothing asap
SnowBoarder4LIFE says – reply to this

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OBAMA WAS CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR!!! CHECK OUT THIS SITE TO READ MORE ABOUT OUR FUCK-UP PRESIDENT AND HIS AFFIAR!!!! drudgereport.com
@v@ says – reply to this

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"…to protect against chemical weapons" Lol
elheartsyou says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i thought this was a joke
mom2boys says – reply to this

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Oh my God!! That is too funny!! I can't stop laughing…
harleyq says – reply to this

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Holy shit, that's real? What an awkward gift to receive.
Krista66 says – reply to this

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Hmm potential anniversary gift u say…well if my significant other brought this home for our anniversary I'd render him unconscious and order an eel - need I say more.
You Know Like Totally says – reply to this

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Re: poorlittlerichiegirl – There is a product out there, liners for underwear with a charcoal filter - it's called SubtleButt. Same idea. The ads for that product are just as hilarious.
chirality says – reply to this

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LMAO OMG really????
2commit says – reply to this

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Slow day in tabloid land? Couldn't find any "celebrity news" to rip off? This is way lame, even for you , Pig Face.
urmothr says – reply to this

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securing our farts are more impotant thn keeping soldiers safe from chemical harm
LustyLobster says – reply to this

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Billy Corgan likes to fart in bed. Ew, what a slob.
candycaynegirl says – reply to this

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I want to know if this carbon filter ever fills up… like an air filter? Do you have to like take it to the fart blanket factory every 6 months and get the fart filter replaced?
Luvgosup27 says – reply to this

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Oh me and my man need this ASAP. I can't even front.
dborhem says – reply to this

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ALRIGHT,there are things that can go too far,what next?
A comforter that soaks up DNA?
Glad we are harrassed only 5 hours a day with this crap over here..
pitmail says – reply to this

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my ex wife would have liked this
flora_tink says – reply to this

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that's fucking retarded.
bout as retarded as the topsy turvey and the snuggie blanket!!!!!!!