If You Are Easily Offended….

Then do not CLICK HERE! (Warning: NSFW and must be 18+)

    Posted: May 2, 2010 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    221 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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    1. 1

      I almost vomited on my laptop.



    2. 2

      why would you post this you sicko?! i couldnt even watch the hold thing :X
      money has officially become god for some people, theyll do anything for it



    3. 3

      why, perez? why?



    4. 4

      nice..link didnt even work



    5. 5

      OMG I gagged.
      The new "2 Girls 1 Cup"
      -
      Don't watch this!
      -
      LOL I LOVE that Perez has the balls to post stuff like this!



    6. 6

      perez why would you put that?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!tjis is not about being easily offended this about being a normal person and getting disgusted by this



    7. 7

      you're a dick.



    8. 8

      Ugh, gross. I really want to know what the 'meatloaf' one is, though.



    9. 9

      why??????????? take it down



    10. 10

      The key is….just eat toothpaste for two days straight and you are good to go!



    11. 11

      that is fucking nasty



    12. 12

      Mario, this shit is disgusting (literally and figuratively). Once I seen the toilet floater, I couldn't look any further. If this is what you are resorting to for your blog then how sad. I feel second hand embarassment for you.



    13. 13

      As soon as I saw him scoop with the toothbrush I closed it. Disgusting…….I don't even wanna know what you were looking up when you came across this.



    14. 14

      Oh my lord, Yall are so drunk!!! Have 1 for me!!! Love me some late nite Perez!!

    15. k-lee says – reply to this


      15

      Why did you post this? What's with your fascination with shock videos? You're really sick



    16. 16

      OMG WHY PEREZ!!!! This needs more of a warning than what you've put.



    17. 17

      Wow, it looks like her face got blown off with an IUD! She is so fat! Please go on a diet asap! Looks like a dead frog in heat in traffic during the superbowl and she is the ball and someone tossed her into the salad and we need more dressing cuz my eyes are spiced blind into the depth of Madonna's cuchie and just like a prayer is not enough when the pope himself is gay and all the kids looks up to hollywood and jenna jamison and truths untold thru porn and earthquakes are the beginning of boobgate and crotchgate is to follow with twisters starting underneath you while u sit on the toilet of the truth that is shitty as Christina Agulaira's new cd is as much as a snoozefest as jessica simpsons new show shopped around like the tramp that tiger woods career is over as fast as an illigal alien crosses the border into taco bell where no one can even get a job!



    18. 18

      Oh. My. Fucking. God.

      Ew! :O Bit more of a warning next time, please, Perez. I was expecting some form of nudity, not…that. Ewewew!



    19. 19

      YOU have reached an ALL TIME LOW with this thread.
      .
      YOU have become a DISAPPOINTMENT.



    20. 20

      C'mon now! And he was only paid 2,000 dollars? If he were to do some nasty shit like that



    21. 21

      EW WTF DIDNT WATCH



    22. 22

      His mother must be proud



    23. 23

      ewewewewewewwwwwwwww i didnt even wait to see him do it. ewwwwww



    24. 24

      im scared to watch it after reading peoples comments lol



    25. 25

      OMG! nastiest shit EVER!

    26. litzi says – reply to this


      26

      Where in hell do you find sh*t like this? LMAO! Thanks, I think…



    27. 27

      Re: no comment

      hold thing? don't you mean "whole thing," dumbass??????



    28. 28

      Re: Bushwack – hmmm yet you're still reading it….no one said you had to.



    29. 29

      i watched about 1 second to realize that i didnt wanna watch…seriously take that down, only sickos would care about that



    30. 30

      grosssssssssssssssss !



    31. 31

      OMFG THATS SO GROSSSSSS



    32. 32

      I doubt anyone would pay him 5 bucks to do that, much less 2,000.



    33. 33

      Usually adore your website and its dry humour but this was wayyy over the line. To reiterate what the other readers have said, you HAVE to give more of a warning. It takes a lot to shock me or to get me to give up half way through but this is exactly what it did.



    34. 34

      Come on readers, have like 5 shots, dance your asses off and have 5 more shots and then watch it again. I'll bet you laugh your twisted little souls silly!!! That was totally sick and totally funny!! Sick funny happens. It's in all of us. AND it makes little deep hidden parts of us LAUGH HARD AND LOUD!!!! But next time, I hope it doesn't involve poopies…



    35. 35

      no need



    36. 36

      I chickened out too grosss



    37. 37

      This is more than easily offended….. this "if you have a upset stomach, food in your mouth, fragile mind" shit DO NOT WATCH. Thank god I closed that shit after reading the description. 2 girls 1 cup was enough of this shit shit.



    38. 38

      That is sicks as hell… BARFFFF



    39. 39

      Are you that retarded to post this up?



    40. 40

      oh, barf.



    41. 41

      Re: hedgehoginheat – What the FUCK are you talking about? I try not to make fun of the mentally retarded like you, but you caught me on an off night.



    42. 42

      Ummm….not even going to look, read the comments first…so Perez…what does this have to do with "Celebrity Juice/Gossip"? Seems to me "someone" has a little "something something" for this sick sh*t!



    43. 43

      ABSOLUTELY VILE. I saw the toilet and the bet they gave this person and clicked the off button. Because I'm normal. Perez - you can be one sick f**k. Where is the gain in wasting time watching something so mindless. Post something worthwhile. Time to leave this website once and for all.



    44. 44

      I think you have really crossed the line with this one. Really, Perez? Your gossip blog has really gone down the toilet. I hope your advertisers dump you after this disgusting clip you posted. You are as disgusting as the shit in the toilet. SICK.



    45. 45

      Thats fucking gross. I wanna see you brush your teeth with shit douchebag



    46. 46

      Why would you even post this Perez?! I'm horrified and disappointed.



    47. 47

      Reminds me of the movie Salo.

      Gay men do some real fucked up things. I would have just melted a baby ruth



    48. 48

      Thank you for the warning this time, Mario. I can't really see how it belongs on a Gossip site, and I must add I'm also disgusted by what seems like your fascination with tasteless (no pun intended), repulsive and offensive content.



    49. 49

      Hahahaha. That is raunch. Somehow I almost doubted it was real shit. He didn't just brush his teeth, he did a thorough job of it!

      P.S. Fuck all of you who are indignant and going off on Perez personally about this. It's funny, it's weird. It fits his site. What did you expect? He disclaimed this link before hand, don't be assholes! If you're that conservative and can't take a joke, go hang out at Fox News. They've got some shit for you and they'll brush your teeth with it.



    50. 50

      you know what perez, your website is the 1st thing i check in the morning after checking my emails. and i enjoy reading gossip and having breakfast at the same time. u know what i mean right.



    51. 51

      this is really gross.. even for you.



    52. 52

      Love it. Nothing like pinching a loaf in someones mouth Salo style



    53. 53

      OMFG I just spewed. That shit IS FUCKING GROSS.



    54. 54

      ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? GROOOOOOOOSS!!!!! Stupid Mother Fucker!!!!



    55. 55

      hahahahaha gross



    56. 56

      sickkkkk

      but not in a good way :(



    57. 57

      OMFG I clicked on it saw the toilet
      back page button and said "Hell no,i'm not watch this shit,literally i'm not watching this SHIT" and had my mouth open in amaze the whole time
      why perez? did u get $2000 to post it?



    58. 58

      This has no legitimate link to the gossip site this place is supposed to be. WTF? You are sick as these weirdos who made this video.



    59. 59

      Wow. I can't… there are no words.

      Shouldn't you be concentrating on how Lindsay Lohan is booze-guzzling or smooching Lady Gaga's boring nouveau disco derriere? This seems low even for this site, and since your bread and butter is pantiless crotch photos, that's saying something.



    60. 60

      I'm done with your blog Perez, you suck, you're mean, you're disgusting, you give no respect, you obviously target the teenagers, you're so laaate for every news, you post lies… I think you will be done in this business verry soon…



    61. 61

      Well, thank god the link wasnt working for me anyway, as I've figured out what was happening from the comments. Utterly gross, and the same tactics Pig-ez uses every time his viewing figures go down the pan (pun intended) - he'll make a totally unforgiveable comment or post something like this so we'll all be outraged enough to post a comment and we click, click, click. Obviously, I've fallen for it too, but I just wanted to say it one last time.



    62. 62

      Re: TruBloodDrinker – When in Rome do what the…



    63. 63

      turned it off 5 seconds in………………ommmmmggggggggg



    64. 64

      WHOA. I saw the poop and automatically clicked out. Someone tell me what happened. I’m to scared to watch.



    65. 65

      Re: BITCH PLEASE!!! – goodpoint haha



    66. 66

      Not only is that disgusting, you can also get really really ill from that.
      Depending on who ate what - you can get serious diseases and stomache infections.

      Nasty.



    67. 67

      Jesus Christ Perez Hilton; what the hell is wrong with you???? You are going to start losing people with this shit (no pun intended)!



    68. 68

      this is gross. why post it? just cuz it had perez on top? stupid.



    69. 69

      Perez… You are better than posting stuff like that… Integrity My Friend… Step above the shit… Please..

    70. CodyW says – reply to this


      70

      i love pudding



    71. 71

      Why the hell would you show this to us?
      Are you mentally insane? Quit telling us crap we don't care.



    72. 72

      There is being easily offended and there is being offended by some disgusting, sick minded perverts who make people do things to their own twisted pleasure. If that is what you are going to start putting on your site, I'm out.



    73. 73

      calm down, people. this post is probably a hack. perez is a giant douche, but i doubt even he would post something like this on his precious blog.



    74. 74

      eeewww man you have sick friends….why did they want you to post this I dont get it. Ahh well I hope the 2000 helps pay for his hospital visit.



    75. 75

      EWWW.



    76. 76

      no fucking way



    77. 77

      Just unbelievable! This is really sick! The only reason I clicked on the link is because I thought it might be some secretive celebrity gossip, instead we get sick and disgusting videos. As soon as I saw the toilet, I had to close the video and WILL NOT look at any of the others. WOW…this is over the line!



    78. 78

      Thank god I didn't click it



    79. 79

      gross. don't care to watch.
      can somebody tell me wtf NSFW means???? Not? Suitable? For?…the weak? whites? women? wonderwoman?



    80. 80

      theres not really much difference in what you do everyday perez..u prolly had alot of gay dudes fuckin u in ur ass and then they pulled out and u sucked them off .. so yall both have shit mouths.. he just got 2000 dollars for it.. u enjoyed it..



    81. 81

      Why the fuck would you post this Perez? That's disgusting. As soon as I saw him or her dip the toothbrush in I clicked off. You're vile man. You'll obviously do anything for attention.



    82. 82

      LMAO PEOPLE COMPLAINING

      YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH IT YOU DUMB BITCHES THE X BUTTON IS RIGHT UP IN THE TOP CORNER HOBAGS



    83. 83

      Re: candycaynegirl – Not Safe For Work.

      But that clip was not safe for life. It was yuck



    84. 84

      you are an idiot to post this up. this degrades every other post you put up and i will not be coming back. good job.



    85. 85

      ewww… that guy has no life!



    86. 86

      you are an idiot to post this up.



    87. 87

      Didn't even watch this. But if he did what I think he did then he's an idiot b/c it can cause him to go into septic shock. And die. It's more than just gross.



    88. 88

      hah, as soon as I saw what it was I closed the tab.



    89. 89

      No need for that on this website. We know you're gay but are you a scat man too? Does your stool on the tip of another man's tool give a rise between your thighs? I thought so.



    90. 90

      yuk didnt even make it through the 1st 20seconds ):p disgusting



    91. 91

      Today's updates include : a fart blanket; some poor bastard who died from having an eel up his ass; and now this nauseating garbage. This site really has gone to Hell in a handbasket.



    92. 92

      idiot videos idiot blogger



    93. 93

      Revolting. What grade are you in, Mario?



    94. 94

      Who the fuck posts shit like this, you are a sick mother fucker, like seriously, you're just fucking disgusting.



    95. 95

      Why would you even post this? I remember when this site was good for juicy celebrity gossip. Now, it's just a joke.



    96. 96

      perez. i legit just ran to my toilet and vomited. thank you for that.



    97. 97

      I find it hilariously ironic that you would post this Mario given what you do to make money.

      You are the king of shit-eaters.



    98. 98

      I watched it with one eye open, because some reason I thought that way I could close them faster, but I couldn't watch it- it was SOOOOO UCKY (what i saw).



    99. 99

      What the fuck is wrong with you, Queen of all scat? Are you seriously that obsessed with the asshole and what comes out…or goes in? You are a nasty, freak of a human. Like circus freaky!
      Why would you want to give traffic to something like this? Is it a friend of yours?



    100. 100

      I didn't watch the video. I never click on those easily offended links, but I've read the posts and Perez is truly sick to have posted it. It is beyond disgusting and irresponsible. What if some stupid kid sees this and wants to try it (because he is a stupid kid) and ends up dead? Did you ever think of that, Perez? Or don't you care about others? You must be a horrible person on the inside, or your life is so miserable that you can only feel joy when you degrade others. Absolutely horrible.

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