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Oh, goodness gracious.

You might want to stick to figure skating, bb!

Johnny Weir apparently wants to bring his ferocity off the ice and into the recording studio - the Olympian's next move is to become a pop sensation worthy of a VMA performance!

He says:

"I'm going to record a song in May, just for fun. I know I'm not a legitimate, real singer, but I can still rock it like Britney. I've been working a lot on my voice – if I only do one song in my life, I want it to be a huge success. My main goal is to perform it at the VMAs. I want to come out on a little circle of ice from underneath the stage or something crazy like that!"

BLASPHEMY.

We don't doubt your enthusiasm, but even you shouldn't be so bold as to say you can rock it like our beloved Brit Brit! She is truly ONE of a kind!

However, only time will till, won't it? We eagerly await your track - if only to get a good LOLz!!

Thoughts??

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35 comments to “Countess LuAnn's Got Some Competition!”



  1. 1

    He would be such a "sweet" addition to my Cupcake line….

    LOL…we kid, we kid…

    CAKE MUCH?
    www.bodycakespa.com
    1



  2. 2

    Let the boy actually sing before we pass judgment. Maybe he'll be really good!



  3. 3

    How can he sing with his mouth full of cock? This guy is one ugly freak.



  4. 4

    Gross…and annoying!



  5. 5

    He's got as much talent as, Lindsey Lohan… Paris Hilton… Jessica/Ashley Simpson… Leighton Mr…lol….. so why not give him a shot to be as horrible as them? Bring it on Johnny!



  6. 6

    "Evan, I love, Evan I wish you were gay, Evan, don't be tardy for the party in my pants, Evan I be classy, Evan, I wish I weren't so trashy, Evan I want to fuck you in the eye, Oh can't you see why I LOVE YOU, Oh Evan baby, honey, sweetheart, we can do it on the refrigerator door once more, I like sparkles and you like glitter, so let me take a second to change our stats on TWWIIITTTEERRR! That's right we can be, Jovan tonight"
    ^GRAMMY WORTHY, GO FOR IT JOHNNY QUEER..

    P.S. Perez- this is a more Kim Z thing- you know I consider Johnny to be a boob guy, if he likes you that is.



  7. 7

    Cowardly little closet case. He wants to be "Edgy" and "In your face" but he is just a typical small town kid afraid to actually be honest about himself. No matter how wild he dresses it doesn't change that fact.



  8. 8

    Britney may be one of a kind, but she's a crappy singer. A great entertainer though, and Johnny may be just as good!

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    9

    He really looks like Boy George in the early years.



  10. 10

    can any human be more creepy?



  11. 11

    Re: edmonton

    Whao, whoa, whoa! Britney is neither a singer or entertainer anymore. She is a joke. She truly doesn't have to sing anymore. She can go to the studio, whisper some nonsense (have it auto tuned) and then lipsync it onstage.

    There really is no need for singers or rappers anymore. Just have a good writer and producer.



  12. 12

    Jesus Christ Perez this is OLD NEWS. Where the hell have you been? And as for what I think …. it's none of my business. All I know is that Johnny actually has the ability to sing pretty well, (unlike some other famous singers, (Taylor Swift anyone?)) he just needs to learn how to breathe properly and sing on pitch.



  13. 13

    could this guy be any gayer?



  14. 14

    who the hell is this guy??



  15. 15

    kd lang!



  16. 16

    so when is his sex change operation? its like "…seriously dude, we get it, you're a twink!" hmm k.. ok!



  17. 17

    His hair plugs are showing in front of his forehead in that picture. He should stick to skating. People who have no singing talent shouldn't sing just because of they have a bit of a D-list famous name to put on a CD cover.



  18. 18

    Does he have a Va jay jay???



  19. 19

    I don't care for his ego.



  20. 20

    You really think Britney is that untouchable??

    Let me tell you about Britney Spears.

    Britney Spears is a 28-year-old woman, a MOTHER OF TWO, who needs to be FORCED to wear a bra when leaving the house.

    She has no brain, she could never sing, and now she can't even dance anymore. Britney is sad.



  21. 21

    I have heard Johnny sing in a youtube video,he can do it, go johnny go



  22. 22

    y'all keep trash talking Brit but numbers don't lie and bitch is gonna get another #1.

    anyways i thought he was Team Xtina? didn't he say that a while back? did he just figure out that you get more press by mentioning Godney? another bronze for him!



  23. 23

    THIS GUY MAKES ME SICK…



  24. 24

    Oh Good Lord NO! I have heard Johhny Weird sing..it was horrendous!
    Johhny Weird is in love with himself, and just another fame whore looking
    for attention. He is way over the top. And before everyone starts yelling
    "you don't like him just because he is gay"….sorry..that isn't going to fly here. I'm a HUGE adam lambert fan, elton john and many others.
    I just think we need to stuff Johhny Weirdo back in the closet. Some
    people just really should not come out!



  25. 25

    please get Mr. Scrawny a shirt! my eyes!



  26. 26

    This bitch is pointless. He ice skates and is gay. Big fucking deal. There is absolutely nothing special about him, he isn't a celebrity and everyone thinks they can sing and act. Now we have Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus. NO MORE!



  27. 27

    ow…. my head hurts



  28. 28

    Wow P-Rez-you trashing a gay?



  29. 29

    There are only so many things you can be good at. If you are a figure skater, skate your ass off but lets leave the singing to Brittany Spears.
    (That was a joke, who gives a shit if this dude records a song we won't listen to it anyway)



  30. 30

    Loving the recent Britney praise Perez. If there's one person who deserves it it's her!



  31. 31

    he can "rock it like Britney", fire up the autotune and anyone can "rock it like Britney", BITCH!!



  32. 32

    This moron has about as much talent as Shitney Spears. Two losers on a fast track to obscurity.



  33. 33

    What is it with the singing stuff? Why do people think because they can act, skate, ride a motorcyle, or race a car…that they are great at singing?
    I'm great at knitting! Maybe in reality I'm missing the boat and should be
    singing and recording an album.
    I think Johhny Weir is a great skater. For some reason or other the judges do not.
    Perhaps he should forego the singing and concentrate and improve upon his skating
    technics. If Johnny were nicer to Evan..I'm thinking Evan just may share a couple
    of his slick moves with the Weird on.



  34. 34

    I heart Johhny Weir! How fun! ;)



  35. 35

    Why not? sounds like fun!
    if Ke$$$$$$$ha can get a damn record deal, Johnny can too.