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German Man Marries His Cat.

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WTF??

There are some effing weird people in this world…

A German man was apparently so devastated when his asthmatic cat, Cecilia, fell terminally ill that he paid someone to officiate a fake marriage so the two could be husband and wife!

The groom, Uwe Mitzscherlich, says:

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed."

Living in SIN without a marriage license?! How HOrrific!

LOLz!

We SUPPOSE this is a sweet sentiment, but we think the pussy would have been just fine with some catnip and a couch to claw!

Thoughts??

[Image via Olaf Rentsch.]

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74 comments to “German Man Marries His Cat.”



  1. 1

    OMG this guy is effing crazy!!! Is he gonna like do the cat???

  2. CaT9 says – reply to this


    2

    what.the.french.



  3. 3

    Poor kitty



  4. 4

    poor freakin cat.



  5. 5

    Its so vile how a man can marry an animal but if that same man cam to the US and tried to marry a man he would be denied.



  6. 6

    count on a german to do something like this. i certainly hope, for that poor cat's sake, he doesn't have sex with it. sick fuck.



  7. 7

    no different than gay marriage



  8. 8

    lol — he looks like a younger version of simon on real housewives of new york. LOL



  9. 9

    If a MAN can marry another MAN then why can't a MAN marry a CAT? Equal rights for CATS, no?



  10. 10

    I am lost for words, seriously.

  11. Haxho says – reply to this


    11

    This is what brainless people think gay marriage is all about, but lets pull our heads out of our asses long enough to figure out that marriage is a bond between 2 human beings who enter the commitment knowingly, willingly and who can also speak their commitments and write their own names on a legal document. You can't marry an animal or a chair, etc because that other creature has no CLUE whats going on except that it's stupid master is making it play dress up again. So to assholes you say this is like gay marriage…oh whats the use, idiot bigots will be idiot bigots.



  12. 12

    Cute cat. And while I dont condone the marrying of animals, nowhere does it say they are 'intimate', thats just your sick minds at work.



  13. 13

    Re: tooktoolong – bigot



  14. 14

    who the fuck is anyone to judge. sounds more stable than most marriages.



  15. 15

    YOU'RE one to talk about living in sin…



  16. 16

    i think people are taking this much too seriously. he's not in love with his cat the same way two people in a marriage are in love - but i know what it's like to have serious love and devotion for a pet, and he just wanted a light-hearted ceremony expressing that since she'll be gone soon. it's a fake wedding, and he's not pushing for animals to also be able to be a part of marriage contracts. i think it's cute.



  17. 17

    … dude



  18. 18

    How dreadfully sick!!! Poor Kitty is trapped in a nightmare. Someone should save the poor cat.



  19. 19

    Hey now, I love my cat too. I tell him that I would marry him all the time. Of course I would never seriously do it, but he is one beautiful cat. Siamese and very regal, but he is fixed, and there is no - you know, funny business, other than him playing with string sometimes or a laser pointer. I can't imagine actually marrying a cat. I do realize it is awful to lose a pet though, and maybe the weird man was so consumed in his grief he lost his mind and wanted a bit of media attention.



  20. 20

    LOL! The cats face in the second picture is hilarious.



  21. 21

    i really don't think the cat gives a shit.
    just give the cat a feast and it'll be good to go! :)

  22. Emesa says – reply to this


    22

    Re: TexasBadBoy – I guess because a gay man or woman consents to marriage with another man or woman, but an animal can never give consent to marriage with anyone. Also a cat doesn't need legal protections and hospital visiting rights to their partner etc.

  23. Dawo says – reply to this


    23

    so the cat is his wife now ? what does this mean? does he FUCK the Cat NOW ?

    OMG So SICK.lol



  24. 24

    too easy!



  25. 25

    Re: tooktoolongRe: TexasBadBoy – dito! that's what it will come down to in 20yrs from know. Anything can marry anything.
    **
    and here we go with the insults 4 3 2 1 ….



  26. 26

    Germans are so fucked up. Hitler was an animal lover as well and a vegetarian. I bet this German freak likes his scat porn and has sadistic tendancies…oh and LOVES his cat. Nein!



  27. 27

    It's people like this that fuel the argument for crazy conservatives that if gays marry, people will start to want to marry animals. I can just see a poster sized version of this photo at a anti-gay marriage rally.



  28. 28

    Eh, I'm just going to stay friends with my cat.



  29. 29

    Re: Haxho – Marriage WAS (and always was) between a man and a woman. NOW marriage is between two human beings because a certain group wanted it changed. Fine. Changed. So if another group wants "marriage" defined as between more than two human beings (Polygamy) are you going to criticize that and call it ridiculous in the same exact manner that gay marriage was viewed as ridiculous by the majority? You probably will.
    Now that "marriage" has become a joke, why can't we just accept its destruction and allow a man to marry his cat who clearly loves him. I think you are being bigoted and prejudiced because someone (or something) is different than you??? Hmmmm…. Sound familiar?
    I, for one, LOVE this and love even more the supporters of gay marriage getting bent out of shape over it. Absolute hypocrites…



  30. 30

    On the little news we have about this man and his intentions, why are people so quick to judge him?? He did not seriously marry his cat. It was a pretend marriage. If he was a creep, he would not share his intentions for the world to see. It was just a symbolic special gesture for his pet who he loves. We have more important things to give attention to. I don't see him as the creep. It's mean people who judge so harshly that give me the creeps. POW!



  31. 31

    That's entrapment! You can't tell me the cat agreed to that!



  32. 32

    w0w what a freak i will never want to be with this sandwich



  33. 33

    well next thing u know he is going to eat the cat.



  34. 34

    Re: TexasBadBoy

    I hope that last part was a joke. Something tells me it was ha. Wow, some people in this life should be committed.



  35. 35

    i really just don't know what to say on this one!



  36. 36

    Re: CaT9 – The man is German, not French, can't you read ?



  37. 37

    LMAO! i love my cat too, but we ain't getting married.



  38. 38

    This is why gay marriage should be banned. It's either one man and one woman or crap like this happens. Time to take our country back. 88



  39. 39

    That's um.. Heart warming to a point and a lil weird but if he loves his cat that's much.. I don't see why they can't be married.. I mean just no sex!!



  40. 40

    I wonder how the wedding night was? The man is like: "Hey baby, let's do this." and the cat is like: "NOOOOO!!!" Poor kitty.

  41. rev3 says – reply to this


    41

    there goes gay marriage…

    sorry perez!



  42. 42

    it's cute in a kooky way. i doubt he's harming this cat in any way.



  43. 43

    Surely the man is mentally ill. Still, one has to ask oneself whether marriage is or is not a divine bonding between two souls.



  44. 44

    hope this guy's not into Zoophilia that'd be wrong and creepy!



  45. 45

    It's just a joke. No one cares. What's this got to do with Hitler anyway? lol. His name isn't even German.



  46. 46

    Doesn't Germany have laws against this sort of thing?



  47. 47

    poor kitty, she def did not say yes, this has got be animal abuse



  48. 48

    Re: Haxho – why should marrage be between just two people. if a man can love a man, why cant a man love more than one person???



  49. 49

    "Living in SIN without a marriage license?!"

    This line is stolen from a joke from The Simpsons! Shame on you!!! You FUCKING STEALER

    Its from the episode where Marge goes crazy from her fear of flying



  50. 50

    So… gays can't marry in some countries… but THIS IS OKAY!?!?
    Ugh seriously What the eff!



  51. 51

    Awww, the poor guy is obviously heartbroken that his little pal is ailing, and wanted to do something significant and spiritual to mark the occasion and help ease his loss. He will be clearly devastated when Miss Kitty finally does depart to meet her maker. Condolences to both.



  52. 52

    and gay marriage is still not accepted but this bullshit is?



  53. 53

    Cats cannot be consent to be married, much less to any type of sexual relationship. Therefore this marriage is null and void. Poor cat. Hope this marriage is never consummated.



  54. 54

    Christianity does that to people.
    By the way Perez, you forgot to mention that the cat was DYING.



  55. 55

    This web site always spread a lot of BS about Germans. I don't know why the world still believe German are Nazis or some kind of sick freaks but this website is the most annoying one . They took the story from Germans worst case of bad journalism. But unfortuatly Perez stuff published only a part of this story. Here are the most important details:

    "Then, understandably, no officale office would accept such a marriage, Uwe hired an actress as the registrar. Twin brother Erik (39) was best man."

    And yes, we have a law against sodomy and a marriage between animals and humans are not allowed per law!!!!!

    And by the way there are more Neo nazis living in the US than in Germany.
    This web site is as bad as this German "news" paper. You must be a very bitter person to write such a stupid nonsenses.

  56. 6one9 says – reply to this


    56

    REDIC!!!!!!!! Bet he's a virgin “ he's got to be.



  57. 57

    i think its actually very sweet, its fake and he just wanted to show the cat that he/she is special :) wwhat a top guy!



  58. 58

    GOOD FOR THEM

  59. Lucas says – reply to this


    59

    fake marriage, cat's gonna die, what a nice love story. NO - he's not gonna F the cat - that's just sick. I'm sure he did it for sentimental reasons only. We're all a little nuts in one way or another.



  60. 60

    why is there a chain attached to the cats collar?



  61. 61

    One thing for sure… this dude will NEVER find a human woman willing to marry him. Guaranteed.



  62. 62

    Perez if you weren't a hypocrite you'd be standing by this guy saying "Equal rights for all".

    But that only counts when it's a right YOU want right?



  63. 63

    Where the hell is the SPCA!!!



  64. 64

    I hope they didn't consummate the marriage



  65. 65

    Re: FATTIES need to purge – Hitler was also austrian and NOT german. FYI



  66. 66

    Re: Haxho – Thank you…I could not have said it better.



  67. 67

    what the actual fuck? fucking weirdo :P



  68. 68

    Oh wow, that is sick.

  69. @v@ says – reply to this


    69

    Alrighty then. Let's hope it's in name only for the terminal cat.



  70. 70

    Holy shit ppl need to go in to a mental institution. I find it actually very sad



  71. 71

    You know what? I love my car…



  72. 72

    aww how cute i would marry my cat hahah oops.



  73. 73

    Haha crazy. And sad. I hope it's nothing sick and that he just loves his cat dearly..



  74. 74

    they allow a fukin man to marry a cat yet same sex couples cant? i hope the cat shits on um