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Lindsanity Signs On To Play Coked Out, Deep-Throating Pornstar In New Flick!

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We'll see how long she's attached to this before they drop her!

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been cast in a film role she's more than fit to play - a strung out porn star!

Sources claim that the trainwreck has signed on to the indie film Inferno, and will be portraying '70s porn actress Linda Lovelace - yes, that chick from Deep Throat.

Lovely.

We're sure Lindsanity will be taking the role very seriously and start right up on some intense method acting! Orange Oprah can teach her a few tricks of the trade!

What do U think?? Are U excited for LiLo's glorious return to cinema??

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58 comments to “Lindsanity Signs On To Play Coked Out, Deep-Throating Pornstar In New Flick!”



  1. 1

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
    Lindsey keeping it classy.



  2. 2

    It's perfect for her…. The movie will suck but at least they picked the perfect coked out mess!



  3. 3

    vivid is in her future.



  4. 4

    I am!! I think she is a GREAT actress! I mean this may not be the best movie to come back on BUT at least shes coming back! Maybe if everyone leavs her alone for a while and let her do her thing she will get her shit together??



  5. 5

    What a sad girl.This is the only work she can get and it sounds like she needs the cash desperately.Go back to rehab hun before you die.



  6. 6

    I would like to volunteer for her to practice on!!! I know it is a dirty job but somebody has to do it!!!



  7. 7

    Not what I was expecting at all… but hopefully this is a step towards improvement to show everyone she's ready to bring it back even if it's a indy film.



  8. 8

    Linda Lovelace pulled her shit together and was living a normal life before she died in a car crash. Maybe that can be the lesson for Lindsay.



  9. 9

    Sounds more like a camera crew following her around for a week



  10. 10


  11. 11

    That is pitiful.
    You know, she was offered the role in "The Hangover" of the hooker with a heart. She rejected it.

    It went to Heather Graham. The movie made over $300 million in theatres and a shit load more in DVD.

    I don't know who her agent is, but they suck. Poor, poor Lindsay.



  12. 12

    that is so whacked! such a BAD career move! but can't say i'm surprised she's making more stupid decisions…



  13. 13

    Re: jazziejazz0317 – I agree.



  14. 14

    For gods sake, leave her alone. she beautiful,Talented, and she might win an academy award for the role. go Lindsay.



  15. 15

    she won't even have to act. this will be so easy for her.



  16. 16

    I so knew it!!!I knew the ONLY way she'd get back in a picture was play someone skanky like a prostitute. She looks like that dirty 19 yr old cousin that'll do a little somethin for a pack of cigarettes. How far from Freaky friday lindsay.



  17. 17

    Aint it about time for you to punch some one in the fist with your fat eye again Fatboy. Make sure you post another bawling video after LardAss



  18. 18

    perez you're fucking woman hater through and through - the story of "Deepthroat" and Linda Lovelace is really fucking intense.. she was beaten and forced to do a lot of the things she did, you can see bruises on he legs in her 70s movies - it's really harsh, and a story that needs to be told - I really fucking wish you'd leave Lindsay alone, it's like you're TRYING to kill this poor girl!! Words HURT, asshole. you should try reading "the four agreements" and change your ways………… not to mention STOP TALKING ABOUT SEXWORKERS as if they're pieces of SHIT - you self-obsessed misogynist!!!



  19. 19

    whatever!



  20. 20

    It might be an opportunity for her to look at certain parts of her life in an objective context, honestly approach her own issues by vicariously examining another's, and move forward in a healthy and responsible way. It might also be an opportunity to score a kilo with the front money. Time will tell.
    =
    Just out of curiosity, this isn't the same Matthew Wilder who sang that 80s song "Break My Stride," right?



  21. 21

    yaaaaaaay,. cant wait to see it,.



  22. 22

    Shes got Coke Whore down to a science!



  23. 23

    I sure hope she doesn't blow this chance, the roll is perfect for her. (pun intended)



  24. 24

    Classy with a capital K, baby!

    www.bodycakespa.com



  25. 25

    Re: tateration2 – Really now! I think that sex-workers are several steps up from what Mario does, don't you? As for Lindsey; I have adored her since she was a small girl, and now that she has grown into a fully grown woman, I admire someone who marches to the beat of her own drum. Really now, she does not pretend to be anything other than what she is does she? In her day to day life she dresses like a whore, acts like a whore, her photo shoots are worthy of a whore and now she will be playing a low life, drugged out tragic whore who would deep throat for a line. She is honest. Pathetic to many, but honest. I for one enjoy watching her be passed around like a joint. She does not pretend to be other than that which she is.



  26. 26

    The insult to liken her to a Pornstar! The insult to Pornstars, that is. She has sank so low she cannot be considered a star at any rate, not even a Pornstar. She will probably soon end up a fluffer.



  27. 27

    Didn't she already play that in I know who killed me.



  28. 28

    tateration2:
    Stop acting like your bff with lindsay… i think she can stick up for herself. You don't know whats going on with her life, shes a mess, that's the obvious!! yeah words hurt… but thats why we all love perez, he tells the truth and we all love to hear it from his perspective or we would pick up a magazine.
    YOU SHOULD DELETE YOUR USERNAME– there is no reason for you to be commenting on HIS website insulting him. bye bye!!



  29. 29

    it would be good of you to mention that those gun/blood pics she shot were promo for the movie. but then, you're mario, why would you be fair??? even though you claim to be "pulling for her"



  30. 30

    Those hold ups are made by Agent Provocateur



  31. 31

    well I think she can still act,but I think there should be a stipualtion that she has to take a ua every day and the minute she comes in late for work or has a brattattack on the set they drop her and they have sombody elce to take her place right then and there!



  32. 32

    wow, what a stretch for that nasty druggy!



  33. 33

    HAHA!! Hope this is true, I love myself a shitty slutty Lohan movie.



  34. 34

    what is this picture from?

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    35

    What a meteoric rise from The Parent Trap to this in twelve short years.
    Getting canned from her last flick doesn't mean she should sign on to this.



  36. 36

    Re: @v@ – She is broke and no other offers forthcoming.



  37. 37

    she looks hot in that pic (no homo)

    and atleast shes making a movie…even tho i think its a rumor.

    i think she should finish her album, and then do something as awesome as mean girls



  38. 38

    Hahaha! This role is PERFECT for her! I hope she does an amazing job in it just like she did in Georgia Rule and I Know Who killed me! hahaha
    The producers must really want this movie to be an EPIC FAILURE.



  39. 39

    WOW SHE'S REALLY QUICK TO SIGN UP TO THE EASY PORNSTAR COKE HOOKER ROLES, BUT NOT THE MORE SERIOUS ONES.



  40. 40

    Okay so i just watched Inside Deep Throat last night, and i was thinking if anyone was going to play a movie about her and the movie, and then i find it so odd that today you post an article about EFFIND LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYING HER. WTF?!?!?!?! all sorts of NO.



  41. 41

    Ummmmm. This really won't be a 'stretch' for her as an 'actress'. I mean…we KNOW ’bout those men from the Valley who pay to be…how can we say? 'Friendly' with her. Are they just going to film her day-to-day existence ? Sad…so sad ….



  42. 42

    Re: iheartrobp – Exactly. This is a documentary, no ?



  43. 43

    'Memba the Parent Trap ? Seems so loooooong ago !



  44. 44

    She agreed to the role, but only if Grade A Columbian Gold was used for the Coke Scenes !



  45. 45

    that's disgusting.
    i doubt they'll show her doing all of that shit.



  46. 46

    that's disgusting.
    i doubt they'll show her actually doing all of that shit

  47. @v@ says – reply to this


    47

    Re: Dick Gozinya – Not really. She might be short on liquidity, but she has a multi-year contract rumored to be annual seven figures from the house of Ungaro, and that's only one thing we know about. She seems to enjoy flaunting this barrel bottom edgy stuff. It's almost like some kind of cry for help, imo, as she doesn't behave in nearly a stable enough way to pull this kind of thing off for 'Art' like a ScarJo might be able to. Even the iffy P.R. alone from a gig like this should send her scuttling in the opposite direction until she becomes dependable or bankable again.



  48. 48

    Will this movie even play in theaters? I highly doubt that it will profit, because of Lindsay…



  49. 49

    ugh just go away already



  50. 50

    Straight to DVD, if the movie is even made…



  51. 51

    No, I'm not excited. She's pretty much making a living off of the scraps no one wants. That and her leggings and spray tan.



  52. 52

    Nah it'll be awesome - she needs to make a full break from her "Herbie Reloaded" persona if she's to become a serious actress - this is a good move for her.



  53. 53

    I loved her in "I know who killed me" and "Georgia Rule"…and of course "Mean Girls" lol I think she is a great actress…yay yay yay



  54. 54

    I'd watch it.



  55. 55

    Wow-that's a big role to fill. Linda is like the biggest porn star of all time. And ummm-wasn't Gaga a stripper?



  56. 56

    20 bucks she screws it and gets kicked off / replaced



  57. 57

    I just read on another site she's already been dropped for Miley Cyrus. Billy Ray is set to play chuck trayner > It's gonna be hot.



  58. 58

    Best part of the deal ?——Lindsay's get paid in coke !!!