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Russell Crowe Married Wife Cuz She's A Big Boozer!

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Of course he married another lush! Who else would enable his hard pAArtying?!

Russell Crowe celebrated his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame by having an all-night, alcohol fueled rager with his wife, Danielle, and recently spoke out about the experience!

He says:

"We made it into a great day. Luckily for me my kids are old enough now so they got to enjoy the experience… So we had a nice day with them. They usually have a luncheon. We said, 'Well, we'd rather have a piss-up (drinking session) at night time than a luncheon during the day.' So the studio organized that. My wife and I - and it's a long time since we've done this - we were still sitting outside with a vodka in hand at seven o'clock in the morning… That's why I married the girl. So it was fun."

How romantic!

Who needs toothpaste in the morning when you can kill all the nasty shiz you put in your mouth the night before with VODKA?!

They're still married, so hey - maybe being blasted all the time is the solution to a happy life with your beloved!


But for the record - your kids are old enough to do WHAT exactly? To us, it doesn't look like much!


[Image via WENN.]

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46 comments to “Russell Crowe Married Wife Cuz She's A Big Boozer!”

  1. 1

    you got this off of his interview with jonathan ross.

    he said his kids are old enough to enjoy seeing daddy on set

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  3. 3

    These kids are gonna be in Re-Hab by the time they are 9 !

  4. 4

    Hardly any different than other Hollywood couple.

  5. litzi says – reply to this


    Just MAYBE Russell Crowe was kidding around with the media…or his comments were taken totally out of context. He can be "rough" and opinionated but it's rather difficult to believe that he actually stated that he married his wife because she's a lush…

  6. 6

    Yes!!! Vodka = TURE JOY AND HAPPINESS!! Wish my exboyfriend woulda had that mentality!

  7. 7

    aww, cmon, Perez… a man can't enjoy a night of partying with his wife??? .. they had reason to celebrate, it seems… and it was his WIFE… well, this time, anyway

  8. 8

    Re: litzi – he was joking yes. he told the story about him and his wife and then for a laugh said "thats why i married her"

  9. litzi says – reply to this


    Re: Diva-Babe – THANKS for clarifying Mr. Crowe's statement. Despite his rough and tough exterior, it's difficult to believe everything you read about him…

  10. 10

    Read his quote again Perez, he says he and his wife hardly ever go out for a drink anymore. How often do you get on the piss? More than Russell I reckon

  11. 11

    Why make this a big deal? It's a big honor, so what if he and his wife boozed it up? Doesn't mean they do it all the time.

  12. 12

    you really are a walking fucking idiot perez.who are you to comment on other peoples lives or marriages??these peple are entitled to go out on an all night bender if they fucking please.they dont answer to you and nobody is in danger.its that stupid fucking american mentality that has this country with a nearly 60% divorce rate ,and you still cant get fucking married you dumb fat fuck.

  13. 13

    why don't you ever post the comments that make sense and put you in your place dumb ass

  14. 14

    good lord

  15. 15

    so they got wasted ONE night and they're big ole boozers, eh? nice one.

  16. 16

    Good actor but I've just never understood the appeal of Crowe. He's got that pale pasty skin, chubby body and odd personality (one never knows if he is in a almost good mood or a pissy, hateful mood. I find it humorous that he made a comment (yrs ago) about American women being fat and yet , he has been a chunky monkey for years.

  17. 17

    Get off Crowe's back.

  18. 18

    And YOU know about putting dirty stuff in your mouth, dont you!!!

  19. 19

    you stupid fat fuck…if this one punches you in the face you wont be tweeting (or speaking or eating or seeing straight) for quiet a while

  20. 20

    aw at least they still know how to have fun and keep the marriage alive unlike a lot of these hollywood couples. It's not like he said they do that every day so chill out.

  21. 21

    As a fellow Aussie, I get the dry sense of humour that Americans seem to be so scared of. Some of the things Russell says are just so Australian that it's hilarious to us……cause we get when he's joking!!!

  22. fiona says – reply to this


    Leave this fucking family ALONE!

  23. 23

    Relax Perez jeez you have really taken this one out of context. He had lunch with the kids and went on the piss later with his wife. Married with children you don't get to do that too much, that's the point he was making. Don't try to put your spin on everything.

  24. 24

    Who is the uptight puritan writing this crap now? So he wants to have a piss up with his wife… who cares? It's not like he said he was going to sit his children down and insist they watch him shoot up.
    Prohibitionist attitudes are so 1930s.

  25. 25

    You are a strange, strange man. Here's a guy saying he married his wife, because they like having fun together and you are trying to turn it in to something bad.

    I think it's cool that they like to kick their heels up and have a drink to celebrate big events in their life.

  26. 26

    If you'd read your own stuff once in a while you'd see that he said "it's a long time since we've done it" …So not blasted all the time as you suggest…Your so up your own arse .. If they smoke you Moan…if they drink you Moan…if they eat you Moan… A night out with you must be a barrel of laughts - Not!…get a life Perez.

  27. 27

    just another fat lib telling everyone else how to live…boring Mario

  28. 28

    Those poor kids look just like him, what a shame (no sarcasm intended).

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    A piss-up is a kick-assingly fun party at night with alcohol, not just a drinking session. You don't translate Aussie very well. I'd rather have a night bash too as opposed to a luncheon. The bit about having someone who'll hang and watch the sun rise with you? Sounds great to me, because those times are rare when people have kids.

  30. 30

    Oh my God Perez you really are an idiot.

    OK Let me get out the crayons…….he meant that he married her because she is FUN and can keep up with him and party on occasion. He said they haven't done it in a while. It was a celebration.

    You are such a hypocrite, seriously. You say you are all for gay rights then you post stuff about the Duggars who are so anti gay it is scarey, and then, depending on who the celeb is and what your mood is that day, you judge them and twist their words around to try and make a story.

    And to be honest, I don't even like Russell Crowe.

    Also to you who say we don' get it cause we're american……..no I get it and I'm american. Just cause Perez is a moron doesn't mean we all are!

  31. 31

    Re: jenrules

    Oh seriously screw yourself for bringing politics into things. Another whiney conservative who didn't get their way at the election and has been pissing and moaning ever since?

  32. 32

    I watched this. He didn't say they get blasted all the time, he said on the occassion of getting his Star on the Walk of Fame they had a big party that went through the night.

    It was a special occassion - a party.

  33. 33

    Someone needs to call family services for these kids. Being a parents means getting your shit and act together so man up to the plate Mr & Mrs. Crowe.

  34. pomme says – reply to this


    for a happy marriage, you need to have hobbies with your partner!

  35. 35

    hes just using typical australian humour. Drinking is part of the australian culture, and its something we frequently make jokes about. often small jokes like that are taken out of context by other countries, because you seem to take everything so literally. he was just having a joke around, i bet if you said stuff like that about having a 'piss-up' they'd think it was hilarious

  36. 36

    Why would you take a statement like that, which is OBVIOUSLY a fucking joke, and make it the point of the entire fucking post? YOU ACTUALLY QUOTE HIM SAYING "IT'S A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE DONE THIS".

  37. 37

    You're a moron Perez, a complete moron.

    Firstly, if you can't read your owns posts correctly, maybe YOU should lay off the booze.

    Secondly, if you had any comprehension of Australian slang (which you obviously don't) you would know that 'piss up' is slang for a party.

    Thirdly, where the hell do you get off slagging Danielle? She is an incredibly talented woman that took time out of her career to raise her two boys. Hardly what I would call a bad parent. She has only just now released her second album, which is just as good as her amazing first album "White Monkey", not to mention she does an amazing job supporting her husband.

    Fourthly, it's one thing to bag the walking messes that are the likes of Lindsay and Amy, but to have a go at one of the greatest actors of our generation, who has proven himself to not only be able to go out and have a good time, but show up to work the next day and give his best work is just pathetic.

    Finally, like you are in any position to judge how other couples and families spend their time. It's not like you have anything like that of your own to compare it go.

    So in short, go fuck yourself, Perez. You're an idiot.

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  40. Heff says – reply to this


    Oh get a grip Perez, he's entitled to a night out, and more power to him for the fact that his wife spent it with him. You just don't get his humor - he's Australian!

  41. 41

    SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ. Who the hell are you to judge someone? Your a wanna be celebrity which is sad. VERY SAD. Try contributing to society instead of judging it. DOUCHE BAG!

  42. 42

    just remember he's from new zealand ppl

  43. 43

    Wow, why am I not surprised that you have a problem with a husband talking about enjoying a night out with his wife. At least he was out with his wife and not cheating.

  44. 44

    for your infomation danny has ben a family friend for years and as she is always either with the kids or in the studio the idea was for once her and her husband could have a night out… so before you go judging maybe think this is not everyday behaviour but a once in a while special occation

  45. 45

    Re: Be-Atch – what kind of sociopath makes a comment like that about someone children

  46. 46

    Russell Crowe can't even get TV viewers to watch the trailers. I thought the History Channel did a better job at telling the Robin Hood story. Crowe is a mess. Soon he will be joining Jude Law in the unemployment line. Both aim at being Hollywood horror stories gone dreadfully wrong. I was in New York City when Russell Crowe attacked that clerk that the hotel front desk.

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