Could he try ANY harder?!
The douches already have a dating show in the works (aka Fist Pumping For Love), but they find it necessary to trademark Guid-o-Juice.
Yep, you heard us!
The line of beverages will range from energy-fueled drinks to herbal remedies and according to Spencer, it'll develop into "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world."
Considering he's the only one stoopid enough to think that a Guido energy drink is a good idea, he might be right!
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