It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Here comes round #6!
Jason Wahler is a former star of The Hills and former inmate of prison.
Guess which one he will be returning to?
Though having to look at Franken-Heidi's face would be punishment in its own right, Jason has been sentenced to two days in jail and three months in an alcohol offender program for pleading guily to a DUI charge yesterday.
Let's see if they can straighten you out this time.
Our guess is not! (Let's rethink this Hills scenario, judge!)
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