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Parents Of The Year!

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You guys truly are doing the best job at raising your daughter.

While Lindsay Lohan finally sits in on her own deposition today, her mother and father are helping her out however they can.

Dina Lohan, after allowing Lindsay to pAArty until 2 A.M., ran out for a little "lunch" during a recess. Mama got her regular Coke because there is no need to count calories.

Meanwhile, in West Hollywood, Michael Lohan is taking a German documentary team on a guided tour of all of Lindsanity's favorite places. Like the cactus she fell into while drunk, the street corner she vomited on while drunk and perhaps one of the many, many, many nightclubs she is no longer allowed into…because she's a drunk.

Way to be helpful guys! Really, you are both doing a stellar job!

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29 comments to “Parents Of The Year!”

  1. 1

    firecrotch would be SO MUCH BETTER OFF if BOTH of her parents were dead.

  2. 2

    where are the careening out of control cars that plough into pedestrians on the footpath when you really need them???

  3. 3


  4. 4

    Haha I Love The Dog

  5. 5

    Those stone wash jeans, with that damn phone clipped on the side haunts my dreams! What a dumbass

  6. 6

    that's what i need to do.
    substitute about 90% of my meals with liquids.

  7. 7

    You know, her dad the looser never was there while she was growin up, but now that he sees time to cash in on her "going out" and crying she needs to get it together is sick… money hungry exploiting opportunist con for a dad!

  8. 8

    Her wacked out dad is a leech. I believe this man would do anything to make a buck off of her. When he's used up poor Lindsay, then he'll be going after Ali

  9. 9

    A father or a mother.
    To be or act as parent of: to parent children with both love and discipline.

  10. 10

    The fact that Dina thinks THAT outfit is appropriate for a legal deposition speaks volumes about her own maturity level.

  11. 11

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – too bad the lightning didn't go where michael lohan was sitting when it struck his plane!

  12. 12

    uhm, again, you just MADE UP A STORY over 2 pictures. yes, michael is with a film crew and dina is drinking a coke, but, making up a story that they 'are helping her out' sarcastically, is MORONIC. And, since I am sure you have been through many, many dispositions, you should tell the other posters, people can not get 'help' from others during one. YOu just sit there, under oath and are asked questions. You can't turn and ask mommy, daddy, ali, etc. questions. She has to do that all alone. and again, alot of people have had bad childhoods, stop helping enable her, mario. YOU are doing what everyone else is doing. GIVING LINDSAY AN EXCUSE FOR HER BAD BEHAVIOR. SHE NEEDS TO TAKE OWNERSHIP IN WHAT SHE IS, IN WHAT SHE DOES. SHE HAS NEVER, REPEAT NEVER DONE THIS.

  13. 13

    Her dad is a sick evil man…. Her mom at least made sure she got to the deposition, she may not be the greatest mother of all time but at least she made sure Lindsey got there. Her dad is just selling the story whenever he can

  14. 14

    So are you perez, doing a GREAT job grinding lindsay into the ground! I am really afraid for Lindsay's well being, nothing you say is positive, and that may be her fault. But you are driving everything home, and you are her only source of real publicity these days… It must suck to be here.. she can do no right according to you.

  15. 15

    Perez i suggest u to create a new category for the Lohans… and remove the individual names…

  16. 16

    This entire family is a group of losers. ALL of them try to gain fame from
    each others antics to get in the spotlight. I wish people would quit reporting
    on their stupidity and they might actually disappear and go away forever.

  17. 17

    Man his jeans look silly - they're so high up on his waist and rolled up at the bottom.

  18. 18

    Why does he have a pant leg rolled up?

  19. 19

    hahaah Perez i love this blog I can't stop laughing… It's so sad that this girl has such shitty parents who only care about their own image or whatever it is. I wish someone other then her family would take her to get the right help.

  20. 20

    brainbug…….weigh in

  21. 21

    What do you mean the mother "allowed" Lyndsay to party until 2 am. Lyndsay is of adult age and can decide for herself when she gets home to her house where she lives on her own money. This is not a question of being "allowed". She is long past childhood and Parent trap days.

  22. 22

    Re: Mergers – *that's* exactly the problem with this situation. just because Lilo makes her own money, it does NOT mean her parents don't have a responsibility to guide her to making sound decisions. i'm 22 and i still get an earful from my mom when i do something wrong–and i've supported myself completely since i was 18. money does not have anything to do with parenting. your parents will and should forever be your parents.

  23. 23

    Re: Mergers – exactly what I was about to write. Since when does a mother "allow" her 23/24 year old daughter to go out or not?? Yeah she's making poor decisions but that's her choice, not her mommy's.

  24. 24

    he has really awesome jeans.

  25. 25

    i cant believe he would actually be doing a german documentary about her what a way to cash in :s

  26. 26

    You and this site are ridiculous and pathetic I just had to come and take a look to see if you was still even posting I thought you was over ha ha I never come here anymore because you are so childish not to be taken serious at all .The stuff you write is so made up and you just make a joke of yourself you are a joke in California go away please.

  27. 27

    What is that you are pointing to on her jacket? brooch? pedometer? volunteer sheriff's badge?

  28. 28

    A Star trek communicator?

  29. 29

    You're worried about her having a REGULAR coke??!!! Damn Perez, just when we think you can't get any dumber. The girl is practically a crack skeleton!! She can use ALL the calories she can get.