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The DEETS On Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller's CRAZY Pre-Nup!

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It suddenly all starts to make sense!

Despite their cracked out, destructive excuse for a marriage, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have denied that they're planning on divorcing anytime soon.

Although it makes no sense as to why these dumbasses would want to stay together on the surface, their 60-page prenuptual agreement has been leaked to press, which sheds some light onto their shady logic!

It looks as though Sheen has learned from his disastrous former marriages, and his lawyers seem to have drawn up a solid contract the secures his Two and A Half Men money from Mueller!

According to reports:

Mueller received $500,000, to be paid "within 180 days from the date of solemnization of the parties' marriage." Both spouses signed away their claim to the other's earnings, which means, if they divorce, Brooke is not entitled to any portion of Charlie's assets or any spousal support. The prenup explicitly avoids any discussion of child support—Brooke and Charlie had twins in March of 2009—a matter that was to be negotiated separately.

Each year Brooke receives an "anniversary payment" of $300,000, "payable within 30 days of the anniversary of the marriage" for the first 10 years of their marriage. If Charlie defaults on a payment, Brooke must send him "a written notice of default;" if he fails to pay ten days after that, the anniversary payment will accrue interest at "an annual rate of prime plus two percent." If they divorce mid-year, Brooke receives a pro-rated anniversary payment, calculated to the month.

Charlie is required to "pay all of the parties' living expenses," and Brooke is awarded a stake in Sheen's home located on Aubrey Road in Beverly Hills' Mulholland Estates gated community. Brooke's share of the house increases based on how long the marriage lasts. If they divorce, Charlie can elect to buy her out, or he can opt to sell the home and divide the proceeds.

In the event of divorce, Brooke receives a $100,000 relocation fee and whichever of Charlie's cars is "then driven by Brooke." She then has 90 days after "receipt of payment" to vacate the premises.

Holy shiz! Did this bitch bring ANYTHING of substance to the marriage?

No wonder she wants to hold on to him for as long as possible! The longer she stays with him, the more she makes off of him!

If that's why she's not kicking his ass to the curb, then these two psychos are DEFINITELY made for each other!

Thoughts??

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16 comments to “The DEETS On Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller's CRAZY Pre-Nup!”



  1. 1

    Looks like if she does leave him she still would make out about 3.5 mil in 10 years cash. plus have him pay for room and bored for her and the kids..shit girl get out now and cash in on his ass.



  2. 2

    he's going to kill her. it's only a matter of time. enjoy the cash, lady. hope your family will think it was worth it once you're gone.



  3. 3

    Holy hell, this wasn't a marriage, this was a weird business deal. They both seem like trash.



  4. 4

    how romantic! Isn't that the same pre-nup that Tom Cruise had with Nicole Kidman/Katie Holmes?



  5. 5

    Damn a bitch aint playin



  6. 6

    ++
    Now everyone knows what MARRIAGE is all about
    ++
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    ++
    MARRIAGE today is NOT about L-O-V-E
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    It's all about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    ++
    When you eyeball your wife looking at your C-R-O-T-C-H
    ++
    She's really looking beyond your crotch and at your
    ++
    W-A-L-L-E-T
    ++
    Word to the wise gentlemen, word to the wise
    ++



  7. 7

    Ahhhh, a marriage made in Hollywood!



  8. 8

    Damn, when she hooked up with him all she saw was money….

  9. MP says – reply to this


    9

    Ain't Hollywood marriage grand? Wives are paid just for being wives. How sad.



  10. 10

    Sounds like a marriage based on "love." Love of money anyway!



  11. 11

    Re: kchobo123 – She gets $300,000 a year IF they are married, not if they divorce. The 3 Million over 10 years is if she is with him the whole 10 years. She gets 500,000 for the divorce.



  12. 12

    I want to meet his lawyer and paralegal who wrote this up because this is a beautiful prenup. She doesn't get jack if she leaves him. Considering how much he's worth she'd get a penny for every $100 he makes. Beautiful work, beautiful. I guess letting Denise suck his money showed him how to write a proper prenup.



  13. 13

    If you're Charlie Sheen, why marry someone that you would have to pay more than the prostitutes you solicit?



  14. 14

    That trashy bitch knew exactly what she was doing. She had this all planned out from the get go. All she had to do was close her eyes, screw him to get preggers and then cash in one way or the other. She knew what Denise was getting per month and she wanted a piece of that too. She is as much of a mother as he is a father. Poor kids. Two pieces of shit for parents just like the Lohans.



  15. 15

    I wish I was female…then I would get knocked up by a rich dude…life would be set.



  16. 16

    Hollywood is all about money and little else. This is good evidence of that. Forget love, forget sex (most of it) and concentrate on money and you'll understand Hollywood.