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Tiger Woods Needs Some New Material!

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It's been over six months now and Tiger Woods still has whores coming at him from every angle, giving away all of his dirty secrets.

Do you even rememeber this one, Woody?!

Cori Rist, an exotic dancer and one of Tiger's many,many,many, many mistresses, just landed herself an interview with Vanity Fair (go figure!) and revealed some interesting tidbits about their world-wind dirty sexcapades.

Cori recalls the first night she met Tiger. He hit on her using an old, "off-color" joke that she was stupid enough to fall for.

"What's this?" he'd asked, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. "A black guy taking off his condom."

Oh ha ha ha. Aren't you just the cleverest? How old are you again? 12?

According to Cori, that might be the case!

Though she describes the sex as "passionate — fireworks," she also told the magazine that afterward, Tiger liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons.

Another piece to ever-growing strange puzzle.

Well, at least everyone he screwed, literally and metaphorically, can rest easy knowing he isn't enjoying any post-coitus cereal these days. Though, he might still be watching cartoons - take the edge off.

You are way weird, Tiger.

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34 comments to “Tiger Woods Needs Some New Material!”



  1. 1

    It doesn't surprise me that Tiger likes to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons. He was pushed so hard from an early age, I don't think he was allowed to be a kid. He seems emotionally immature for someone in their 30's. Tiger sometimes thinks with his wrong head. Feel so sorry for Elin.



  2. 2

    It's "Whirlwind", 'Perez'.



  3. 3

    Sick… I didn't know he got with the cat lady, too!



  4. 4

    Like that whoremaster actually used condoms!!!



  5. 5

    I like that pic of Tiger….He looks like a "blue" Incredible Hulk…lol



  6. 6

    this is stupid and Tiger isn't black. Tiger Woods' father is half black, 1/4 American Indian and 1/4 Chinese, his mother, is half Thai, 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 white.



  7. 7

    Every Whore who slept with Tiger is just to try to get 15min of fame after all !!!!



  8. 8

    I don't get it :S? someone explain this joke to me??



  9. 9

    honestly,this entire scandal is just,old news. we found out about woods's sex thing forever ago. i dont know why people are still putting this in articles and wasting time on tv for this.
    love you p~



  10. 10

    Re: IHaveADickAndAHoohah

    I dont get it either! hahaha maybe because Im not black nor american.



  11. 11

    He may be weird, but that guy can sure get a lot of cooter!



  12. 12

    I think that Tiger Woods has known all along that Elin Nordegren was divorcing him. It appears that Tiger has had a hard time accepting the divorce and had hoped Elin would change her mind but she has not. I think that Elin Nordegren is a woman with moral principles, dignity and self respect and she will never stay with a pervert man like Tiger, whom she does not trust and respect anymore. Now Tiger Woods can go back to his filthy W-H-O-R-E-S and worthless life. Elin is young and beautiful and I hope she can find happiness with a good and decent man that will love, honor and respect her as she deserves.



  13. 13

    Re: plain jane jones – LOL! She does resemble the Cat Lady!



  14. 14

    Yes that he is. Who the heck can stand the taste of fruit loops past the age of ten? I don't know maybe it is just me, but yuck.



  15. 15

    ANOTHER BOTTOM FEEDING SLUT TRYING TO GET SOME $$$ - BITCH SIT DOWN…HOW HE WAS EVEN ATTRACTED TO THIS FUGLY ASS CREATURE IS BEYOND ME..THESE SLUTS WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET ATTENTION



  16. 16

    First of all, its not world-wind, its whirlwind…..and secondly….who gives a crap anymore? This is such old news.



  17. 17

    Re: LolaLola1Re: IHaveADickAndAHoohah – I am glad, I was not the only one.??? can someone explain the joke????



  18. 18

    The joke is that black guys allegedly have HUGE dicks.



  19. 19

    Did he give his ho's a "Cosby sweater" after? LOL



  20. 20

    Re: suhMANTHA – I see thanks. the only nice thing about this pic is the sofa. Then again it might of caught an STD from her. NOt to mention the smells she left behind on it????



  21. 21

    Who doesn't like a big, sugary bowl of cereal after sex???



  22. 22

    WHERE THE HECK ARE MY COMMENTS



  23. 23

    We can hope the douchbag's golfing career comes to a screeching halt, as seems to be likely, and he is never again seen defacing another golf course anywhere in the world. I adore the low IQ evidence of fruit loops and cartoons.



  24. 24

    i hope these women never stop coming out and telling us the truth about this cheap-ass sociopath. tiger woods deserves every single second of humiliation he's got coming his way and more. he thought he was teflon platinum and now he's NOT.
    nothing more satisfying than watching hubris come its full course and seeing the mighty and arrogant brought LOW LOW LOW.



  25. 25

    Dude, world-wind?!? Get an education.



  26. 26

    Skank



  27. 27

    I don't get his joke….



  28. 28

    Re: Carmenlight – I agree.



  29. 29

    Re: DSummerfan – AGREED!!!!



  30. 30

    oh he's going down
    and not in a good way

  31. vetea says – reply to this


    31

    Pretournament news conferences with Tiger Woods used to be fairly sedate, predictable events. No more. On Tuesday at the Players Championship, the general atmosphere and the questions and answers were in stark contrast to a year ago.



  32. 32

    Am praying that the next whore who blabs is a tranny! :)



  33. 33

    Well this one is hot as hell! Im sure he ate more than fruitloops judging from the site of her. Wy to go Tigerrrrrr



  34. 34

    Lmao, that's awesome. Way weird Tiger, way weird.