What a STOOPID loser!
The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis has apparently wiped all the grease and jizz out of his eyes and realized that he's completely irrelevant, because he's resorted to making shiz up just for attention!
Insiders, of course, are confirming that this DEFINITELY did not happen.
HA! Sorry, bb!
You must really FAIL if even Avril Lavigne wouldn't be caught dead kissing you!
[Image via WENN.]