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Greasy Bear Caught Telling Lies For Attention!

| Filed under: Avril LavigneIcky Icky PooBrandon DavisLove LineBrody Jenner


What a STOOPID loser!

The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis has apparently wiped all the grease and jizz out of his eyes and realized that he's completely irrelevant, because he's resorted to making shiz up just for attention!

Apparently, the twat was overheard telling a friend that Avril Lavigne cheated on Brody Jenner with HIM!


Insiders, of course, are confirming that this DEFINITELY did not happen.

HA! Sorry, bb!

You must really FAIL if even Avril Lavigne wouldn't be caught dead kissing you!

[Image via WENN.]

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14 comments to “Greasy Bear Caught Telling Lies For Attention!”

  1. 1

    Ummm… Perez, do you know what the word "libel" means?

  2. 2

    Who is this nasty looking turd, anyway?

  3. SeeMe says – reply to this


    …yet here he is on your page…says a lot about you.

  4. 4

    Brandon Davis is one ugly PEASANT. You can't clean this family of greaseballs up if you tried.

  5. 5

    Actually, I think I believe that antibiotic-resistant STD guy. That skank Avril kunt … I can totally see her sucking off his cheesy dink just for fun, and spitting out his abnormal baby batter at some innocent passersby.

  6. 6

    he's so damn sexy

  7. 7

    HMMM telling lies for attention. Isnt that what your whole life is based of FatAss

  8. 8

    I'm sure his large fortune will make him feel better about being slandered by an ugly lonely and untalented queen like yourself Perez/Barbara

  9. 9

    Ya I would never touch that douche. Which BTW is sad on his part. He could have been a goodlooking, clean (showered), Elvis look alike but he chose to throw his looks, family name, and reputation down the drain. What a waste! One day he'll look back on his life and ask what he did with it. I feel bad for the guy sort of.

  10. 10


  11. 11

    Are you sure about that? I mean Avril Lavigne doesn't strike me as a women with a lot of sense or morals for that matter. She's a little bitch.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    Well, if she did, she wasn't actually solidly 'with' Brody yet, if she even is now.

  13. 13

    So this is what rich kids do?? He looks like shit on a stick…

  14. 14

    What a douche! Douche! Douche!