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Guess Who's Playing Bat Mitzvahs Now?!

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HA!

The swamp thing otherwise known as Ke$ha was apparently misled into thinking that she was performing at some little rich girl's Sweet 16, when in reality, it was a 13 year old's bat mitzvah!

LOL!

Who would want her to perform at their child's religious rite of passage??

Sources claim that the gutter troll was paid a whopping $50,000 to perform two songs, but was misinformed about the details of the party so she would agree to do it!

An insider says:

"Everyone flips. Then Ke$ha wishes the girl a happy Sweet 16, and people clap, but with puzzled looks on their faces. It's not her Sweet 16. It's her bat mitzvah."

Whatevs. No need to be embarrassed!

You better get used to doing those kind of gigs, bb, because they're the only jobs you're going to land once your career tanks!

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40 comments to “Guess Who's Playing Bat Mitzvahs Now?!”



  1. 1

    If it was a bat mitzvah, the girl was 12. Bar mitzvah is for guys when they're 13. They need that extra year to start puberty in order to ensure the most embarrassing pictures possible.



  2. 2

    hey butt boy - what's your plan for when your "career" completely and totally tanks? when no one cares about the gay guy who picks on underage celebrities and jerks off to little boys anymore…….



  3. 3

    GAGA LEADS THE WAY FAT BOY. I'M SURE SHE WILL BE PAID MORE IN TRANNY SHOWS AND DYKE CLUBS.



  4. 4

    $50,000 for two songs….so 10 minutes about? Not bad. Half of American's don't make that in a year. But yeah…



  5. 5

    Jealous Perezee?



  6. 6

    What's the matter perez, is Gaga jealous of Ke$ha?? She's great and she'll have a long career!!!



  7. 7

    Re: yeah_seriously – @ 1 - thank you for owning mario - i love it when his readers do…….*high 5*



  8. 8

    You're retarded. She is more successful and popular than you will ever be - yeah, she's ACTUALLY FAMOUS unlike you who is just a leech. Get over your jealousy, seriously.



  9. 9

    I HATE THIS CRACK WHORE BITCH, I LOOK AT HER AND I JUST WANT TO VOMIT SHE IS NASTY AND SHE DOESN´T HAVE PERSONALITY



  10. 10

    I am SO FUCKING TIRED of Mario using this site to push his own personal social agenda. Clearly, ANYONE and EVERYONE who isn't a "perez fan" is persona non grata on his site. You're a fucking asshole Mario, and believe it when I say that Kesha will have a much more fabulous career than you ever will. You're a no talent loser…

    Didn't you take a hint when NOBODY came to your "digital rescue" over the Black Eyed Peas fiasco? You're a wanna' be and a jerk.

    You're just jealous you didn't get invite to the party, asshole!



  11. 11

    duuuuude, why so much hate?



  12. 12

    I think it is great that families can afford to give their child the best they can. No one should feel bad for having money. It really is not our business in how complete stranger spend money. Also, perez, I have always been a huge fan but you are crossing the line when you start targeting people that in no way in the public eye. It is rude and completely disrespectful! I'll tell you one thing, I'm sure the family who through this party has a lot of very powerful friends who would be more than happy to shut down your little website. I'm disgusted with you.



  13. 13

    You all must be tone deaf because this bitch can't sing. I agree with Perez…. which is odd.



  14. 14

    i doubt she was tricked, the message just got garbled somewhere along the line. it happens. and birthdays/mitzvahs are actually the kind of gig even beyonce does.

  15. k-lee says – reply to this


    15

    Doesn't matter what the gig is, it's still $50,000 for TWO SONGS. You know you'd be dying to have this gig.



  16. 16

    I wonder how long it will be till gagsoncock does these too. Her star is fading fast as it should.



  17. 17

    good lord her hair is fucking ridiculous!!!!

    lmao!!
    how did she NOT know?!



  18. 18

    this idiot has no talent. did u see SNL? hardest thing to watch. i felt embarrassed for her



  19. 19

    Re: perezputo – agreed!!



  20. 20

    Kesha needs a good bath!!! She's trying way too hard to be cool. WASH YOUR HAIR!!!!!!



  21. 21

    What's the difference? I mean 50 K is 50 K. I'd sing in a freaking bathroom at Walmart for two hours for that.



  22. 22

    1. DO NOT EVER COMPARE THIS THING TO GAGA!!! SHE IS TRASH HAS NO TALENT 2. HOW WASTED WAS SHE WHEN SHE AGREED TO THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    @ladygagasucksballs GET OVER YOURSELF…GAGA STAR IS NOT FADING AT ALL…KESHA WILL BE GONE VERY SOON…AND GAGA IS HERE TO STAY SO STFU K THANKS =)

  23. barb says – reply to this


    23

    Your mind is so black and white, no color in that brain of yours. You are the town bully. I guess just making up for all the abuse you endured. You are such a close minded pervert.



  24. 24

    This irrelevant thing looks like an albino skunk, or maybe a ferrit gone wrong???? Horrendous!



  25. 25

    SHE was 50,000??? Wow it must cause millions to book someone like Beyonce!



  26. 26

    PeeWee is jealous b/c he does not have that kind of cash…lololol … profit is going down as of late…

    BTW has anyone noticed how nice he is to Demi Moore as of late after he has been asked to stop posting information about her underage daughters?? lolol

    PeeWee the Loser!



  27. 27

    We all know Kesha is gonna snatch the weave off that ugly tranny gaga.

  28. @v@ says – reply to this


    28

    A gig is a gig to a professional when the fee's been decided.



  29. 29

    Why are you so mean to Ke$ha?



  30. 30

    Why do you say "bb"? The word is "biddy." Get it right.



  31. 31

    Why are you hating now??? You were singing this girl's praises not long ago…come on Perez…"Listen to this"???



  32. 32

    The girl's name is cody and she's the kind of girl who rides her pony to many championships and summers in the hamptons. The party was ridiculously amazing and no expense was spared. everyone who went said it was amazing.



  33. 33

    LMAO swamp thing!



  34. 34

    It'll still be better than the corner liquor stores Lady GagGag will be opening when her 15 minutes are up.



  35. 35

    Ya and considering GaGa had to sleep her way to the top then I'm sure she'll be doing parties like this too. GaGa is just simply weird and silly. Not in a good way. I think most including Bobby Brown would take a gig for 50K. That's a lot of money.



  36. 36

    Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – You can't compare Beyonce and Kesha. Kesha hasn't been around that long to be relavent. Just like GaGa hasn't. So chill! That's like comparing Michael Jackson to Justin Beiber. Beibs is hot right now but not close to Michael or the other artists he sings with.



  37. 37

    LMAO!! That's horrible!!



  38. 38

    i was actually at this bat mitzvah perez is talking about. i get it, it was outrageous.. and all but so what, it was fun!! AND SHE ACTUALLY SANG 3 SONGS, NOT 2. Your love is my drug, Blah blah, and Tik tok… so before you guess, get your facts right Perez. I heard she sucked at bamboozle and SNL, but i have to say.. Ke$ha was good at the party, no lip-syncing, no screw-ups, no nothing. and for ke$ha, $50,000 is great, my camp friends and i at the party thought it was nearly $100,000. also, the girl who had the bat mitzvah is a really sweet girl, and doesn't act as spoiled as she truly was. the party it self must have been almost 1,000,000……….!!!! just from renting out the restaurant, Cipriani, all the favors, the woman hanging from a ceiling-hung chair.. i mean c'mon now! It still was the best party i've been to and i'm proud to say it, stop hating on ke$ha and i doubt she had a problem with this gig i have no clue what you are talking about Perez. Plus, you should have seen everyone when she performed. INCREDIBLE, and i was a witness(;



  39. 39

    whys there a picture of a soggy rat here??? im confused.



  40. 40

    i actually was at this bat mitzfa and saw her. besides looking like she is on crack and acting like it, she is actually a decent performer