There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
According to TMZ, the two legendary singers apparently spoke about how much sense it'd make for them to work together at some point, and as it's being reported now,
[Image via Instagram.]
On Kim's talent:
Damon: "She can't write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media. That's a fame-whore to me. It's just not cool at all."
[Perez says: Really? What harmful things? A successful reality show? A fragrance? That's harmful?]
On her relationship with family:
"Kim is obsessed with fame. She's jealous and competitive with her sisters. She says they're "best friends and very supportive of one another but "jealousy is a big thing." She'll "do whatever it takes" to get ahead.
[Perez: Your relationship was 10 years ago??? What would you know about her family relationships now???]
On Kim's abuse allegations:
"It's just absolutely not true." She said that to get "a lot of money" and cheated on him with "multiple guys."
[Perez: If Kim lied in her deposition, then why not take her to court???? We call bull!]
On funding her boob job, liposuction and shopping sprees:
"She wanted to have that lifestyle. She wanted to be what she ultimately became. I saw my wife with another man, wearing the clothes that we had just bought after her lipo. It was not something as a husband you ever wanted to see."
[Perez: She was 19! We seriously doubt she needed lipo back then! P.S. Who is the one having 7 kids with 7 babymommas??? You!]
We'd say the definition of a famewhore is getting money for a trashy interview about your ex-wife!