While shopping at Target yesterday for Rogaine and attention, Jon was seen reading his ex-wife's new book, I Just Want You To Know: Letters To My Kids On Love, Faith and Family.
When someone asked him if there was anything in there about him, he giggled: "There's a lot, like the first 20 chapters!"
Then he wet himself with excitement that someone recognized him and headed straight to customer service to fill out an application so that he could once again become a viable member of society.
We kid. We kid. Jon has no intention of getting a job.
Not unless it involves earning money to wear Ed Hardy and whine continuously.
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