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Tom And Katie Break It Down, We Break Down Laughing

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How HOrrific!

These two must really be desperate for attention work!

The lifeless shell of Katie Holmes put up her best jazz hands last night and - we're using this term loosely - 'performed' Whatever Lola Wants at the A Fine Romance Benefit for The Motion Picture and Television Fund.

And look who showed up to prance around the stage with her! Her captor hubby, Tom Cruise!

Check out the HIGHlarious performance above!

Katie, you need to STOP this whole singing thing ASAP! We don't care how good Lord Xenu says you are, bb!

That being said, you and Tommy TOTALLY need to collaborate on more projects together! This mess was almost as good as when Bennifer did Gigli!

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208 comments to “Tom And Katie Break It Down, We Break Down Laughing”

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  1. 1

    Oh god, that was AWFUL! My brain is scarred.

  2. 2

    Wow. Shiteous.

  3. 3

    my ears are BLEEDING!!!!!

  4. 4

    i've seen worse

  5. 5

    Sad. Gay and Sad. Sad and Gay. Gad.

  6. 6

    If I were her, I'd be putting extra butter in everything he eats !!

  7. 7

    Oh, I disagree. That's actually a pretty hard song to perform (I was an understudy for Damn Yankees). Her voice wouldn't be that bad if it were a little more polished.

  8. 8

    migod that was terrible…

  9. 9

    I thought it was cute. Not as brutal as you say!

  10. 10

    Perez it was for charity. I love how she is willing to not listen to you and do what she wants. I give her alot of credit for that. I also like how Tom showed up as well. They knew someone would put it on You Tube and they did it anyway.

  11. 11

    P.S. I couldn't do it so good for them.

  12. 12

    Don't hate people unless you could do better… It was pretty good…

  13. 13

    OMG it was not that bad… she did a decent job in my opinion..

  14. 14

    omgosh that was soooo embarrassing for them!

  15. 15

    He is sooooooooooooooooo trying to change his image. Too late ! Ever since his rant with Matt Lauer, He is officially BAT SHIT CRAZ-EE !! And, all the cutsey, juvenile stunts in the world won't change this. BOX OFFICE POISON. His career is IN THE CRAPPER ! Run, Katie, Run ! !

  16. 16

    Re: ShoeWhore – And OTHER stuff, too !

  17. 17

    She's a decent singer and dancer. I enjoyed it. Stop hating!! Britney doesn't even try singing and dancing at the same time. If Katie went in the studio she coudl actually record some great tracks.

  18. 18

    Awww. Stop, Perez…I thought it was cute :) I thought it gave them some credibility as a couple, too. The rest of you losers need to form your own opinions and stop sucking up to Perez! He's right MOST of the time…but not this time.

  19. 19

    OMG! that was embarrassing to watch…Can't believe people gave them standing O…Yiiikes!

  20. Wrenn says – reply to this


    Absolutely dreadful!!!

  21. 21

    I dare ya to do better Perez! Katie wasn't that bad at all.

  22. 22

    pobre katie canta terrible y baila peor

  23. 23

    That wasn't horrific–it was cute—don't hate

  24. 24

    Nicole, with her little fruit of a husband, is likely amused …..

  25. 25

    Re: lululemon – They gave it a standing 'O' because it was finally over ! !

  26. 26

    not that bad… it was just for fun.. and for charity. so dont be so brutal..

  27. 27

    Yes, that was done for Charity. People were being charitable to katie and tom by sitting thru that God awful performance. Look their actors, it's their job. Could I do it? NO Should they be able to pull it off? Yes! The choreography is obviously orchestrated for her complete lack of dancing skills. It was almost as bad as watching Buzz Aldrin on DWTS. She is trying to work her way on to Broadway, where she will land a sympathy role (and take away from another person's chance who has a million more times talent then her) b/c somebody in the industry either a) feels sorry for her or b) wants to get Tom alone in a closet :) Tom can't act his way out of a paperbag. It was almost as uncomfortable as watching him and nichole in Eyes Wide Shut. Add in a nude sex scene and it would have been.

  28. 28

    That was not bad at all, she souned like a broadway singer, don't hate Perez, don't hate!

  29. 29

    Katie was trying (so what) Tom can't stand not being in control and the ceter of attention.You can read his body language ! serious,tighter than a drumskin in a marching band.does not love Katie one bit,and felt embarresed at her tring to have fun and please him,which will never happen! I guess they teach u that in Scientology.But when he sits next to (asshole) Daniel Snyder the Redskings owner .All thru the game he's non-stop laughing and gives him more attention in one game,that he gives Katie in a lifetime.I guess that religion or what ever it is puts men superior than women.Only if u were still 16 and had some humility!!

  30. 30

    i thought it was cute. it was obviously not supposed to be the greatest thing ever. give em a break.

  31. 31

    Your obsession with her is creepy. It was live for a fundraising event! I don't know. I like her.

  32. 32

    Knowing the show, I think it was a character piece and Kate performed it very well. She really was Lola and it captivated her desire to do musical theater. It wasn't about Tom and that was clear. I really liked it alot actually, it was good of them to do that.

  33. 33

    I kept hearing, "Whatever XENU wants….XENU gets.".

  34. 34

    Poor Holmes, she really DOES belong in community theatre.

  35. 35

    Really? I thought that was actually pretty good. A lot of you guys are maybe judging it based on how she was sounding kind of over-the-top maybe? But if you ever listened to musical performances, you're supposed to get into character, and it's not the same as pop-singing… So I mean if I were to grade that as pop, then of course it was terrible, but for what it was, a musical number, I thought it was pretty good! She had vibrato and everything, hit all the notes, and even did a few things here and there with some body language…

  36. 36

    I'm all for performing for charity so I definitely appreciate that she did the performance for that reason. I really like Katie, but I have to admit she is not a very talented singer nor dancer, and it shows. But given that this was obviously not meant to be a professional person, I'm trying not to be too judgmental. But if I paid money to see this on Broadway I'd walk out, because she really doesn't have the natural talent to be a lead on Broadway.

  37. 37

    i want to eat tom's ass.

  38. 38

    It was for charity, so oh well. Even if it sucked, at least it was for a good cause.

  39. 39

    A lot of comments I do agree with Perez. But..I'm going to disagree on
    this performance. If you don't like musicals in general..you are not
    going to like this performance. I love musicals…I think Katie's song
    and dance were above average. Not fabuloous or great but above average.
    I would go watch her in a musical.

  40. 40

    They are just having fun for charity. So what. It is nice to have a partner to make a fool of yourself with and just not give a dam.

  41. 41

    Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest should hook up.

  42. 42

    I too have performed this song and think she did very well. Obviously for charity and for fun. Clearly they had a good time doing it. Bravo for them!

  43. 43

    I couldn't even watch the whole thing. It is just sad.

  44. 44

    i want to eat tom's ass out.

  45. 45

    I lasted for 1:02 than had to shut it off. (And only got that far because Katie was hidden behind the conductor for the first few seconds.)
    Tom–I love you as an actor, but you are making it hard to stay on board…

  46. 46

    It's nice that they did that for charity, but you have to admit it's pretty embarrassing to watch. Anything they do together, is disturbing. Poor Katie…Before Tom she was so normal and cute :(

  47. 47

    She sings well enough. But I never realized she has such fat legs. And I do mean FAT !

  48. 48

    Desperate and horrible. I get the feeling that Suri will be the new talent. Long for the days of "Risky Business" and "Top Gun" Tom.

  49. 49

    Christ that was awful. I won't be leaving any comments for a while, I've just got to clear the vomit from my keyboard, truely terrible!

  50. 50

    Why are you so jealous, Perez?

  51. 51

    Her dancing is fine, it's her singing that's awful. And don't get me started on Tom Cruise — he's a has been.

  52. 52

    i actually thought it was pretty good! they did it for a benefit dinner, you need to stop with all the criticism! its not like they made a damn music video and was releasing it! they were just having fun!

  53. 53

    i love tom cruise!!! he's a wonderful actor. who cares about his religion??? NOT ME!! he doesn't need work or attention, he's a MILLIONARE!!!!!!! he could seat on his ass for the rest of his life and still be effin rich!!

  54. 54

    I didn't think she sounded bad! Body movement was a little awkward, but her voice was just fine!

  55. 55

    who the heck is telling this beard.. i mean woman..that she has any kind of talent ?? .. and does tommygirl really believe that he is convincing anybody that he is into the pussay ?!? HAHAHA

  56. 56

    I don't think it was bad at all. First of all, Mario, you are NO critic, and second, she sings and dances and acts so much better than you can. Plus, she's cute. She's married to a respected actor, has more money than God, and has a darling baby girl. I don't think Tom controls her as much as people think he does. To me, she clearly has the power in that relationship. This was done in fun and for a good cause. It wasn't out to win any awards.

  57. 57


  58. 58

    I liked it!! They work well together… good for them!

  59. 59

    i didnt think it was that bad. its difficult to do that song if you know anything about musicals. if you dont know what youre talking about, you should probably STFU and stop criticizing.

  60. 60

    That certainly wasn't the greatest performance I've ever seen, but… the logs of shit these two flush down the toilet have more talent than you ever will, Perez. Take note: this is what REAL celebrities look like.

  61. 61

    Oh stop it Perez, it was rather charming.

  62. 62

    It was for fun and they had fun. She can't sing someone in some point while her Dawson's Creek days told that she could be a singer (remmenber some of the 4th season episodes were she sang?) and she believed. I do think that they love each other but in a couple of years all this mess of the press will dissolve their marriage. She doesnt have a career anymore. Maybe if he wasnt a Scientologist, just maybe they could be a lovely couple. But people tend to deny and judge them only by their religion. Let them be happy. They raise the most cute kid in Hollywood that must mean something, right? Look at Brangelina. People says that Suri is spoiled. But I think Shiloh is more spoiled because they say that she demands to dress like a boy and be called john and they parents are ok with that. Its not normal. Suri instead is very girlie. It is also not ok to put heals in a 4 year old, but she looks normal. I dont know.

  63. 63

    i thought it was cute, going for a vintage thing, gosh i wish i could be as tall and thin as her. lifes not fair when you are short and fat or you have a face like perez hilton.

  64. rev3 says – reply to this


    it wasn't THAT bad…maybe the choreography was lacking in sexuality but she sang in tune while moving!!! believe me that's an accomplishment in and of itself…

    tom was was a bit over the top and nervous but live theater takes practice. i'm sure he could become great if he wanted. he has that ambition.

    …and i'm not a fan of either of them

  65. 65

    She sounded great! I thought it was cute….come on people, it was just for fun.

  66. 66

    As much as I am not a fan if either Katie or Tom; I thought it looked they had a good time doing a great thing for a charity. They don't need to be perfect dancers and singers to do a good thing for charity. I say, good them. ( still not a fan of either of them)

  67. 67

    oh please, at least she's got some range and can carry a tune, unlike lady Caca and shitney. Tom of course is a doofus, but Katie performed well, i thought.

  68. 68

    I thought it was totally cute! Screw you, Perez, why don't you get your ugly ass on stage and belt out some tunes with your boyfriend!

    Hooray for them! I enjoyed it! Very cute!

  69. 69

    i thought she did good and her voice–not bad!

  70. 70

    Leave them alone…… they did great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. 71

    I thought she did a good job and kudos to Tom for being there for his woman. Take a bow Ms. Holmes!!

  72. 72

    I'm almost embarrassed for them. That was hard to watch - I was waiting for alien heads to pop out - nanu nanu or xenu xenu…whatever those crazies call it. ha

  73. 73

    I heard worse.. It was good. Perez it was cute and stop hating so much.

  74. 74

    Well… I did like it!
    Maybe her voice wasnt the best.. but I enjoyed it! :D

  75. 75

    It wasn't horrible, but these two are HUGE stool-snatchers!

  76. 76

    Tom Cruise is a whack job. Seriously–how can a sane person believe the teaching of Scientology? I think Katie would do so much better without Tom. People might actually like her again. That said, I didn't think it was horrendous. Take Tom out of it and I might have even somewhat liked it—he just totally creeps me out anymore.

  77. 77

    I actually didn't think it was that bad .. to tell you the truth .. I enjoyed it. Sure Tommy sucked ass in it .. but I enjoyed watching Katie throw him around and pretend to be boss for awhile ! Maybe one day she will grow some balls and leave him for good =) But, as for this singing and dancing, she did well, and it takes balls to be out there in front of a crowd doing things like that.

  78. 78


    I've seen high school productions that were better by miles.

    She can't sing and moves ridiculously. And he can't dance or ACT, and was uncomfortably awkward.

    The CHARITY would have been NOT to do it.

  79. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Cheesy!! and WTF was Tom even doing there? He looked like a goon!! Katey's ““ not bad!!

  80. sanaa says – reply to this


    Not horrible. they did this to raise money for something halfway decent? good on them.

  81. 81

    WOW. I saw Katie do this exact performance her senior year in High School at Notre Dame Academy in Toledo, Ohio. It was horrible then, and it still it! Im sure someone has video of it somewhere! It would be great to compare the two!!!

  82. 82

    Well… considering that being gay, like you Mario is not a talent, they did pretty good. By the way, that lady have some killer legs!!! Bam… Tommy is surely some lucky bastard to have those legs wrapped around him.

  83. 83

    She tried, does a good job, but she is NOT sexy! And him, he might as well not be there. He would've been fantastic had he jumped on that bench. That would've been interesting. Couldn't watch it all.

  84. 84

    it was okay, i just hated the way she made her voice so nasally whenever she sang the line "whatever lola wants, lola gets"

  85. 85

    She tried, does a good job, but she is NOT sexy! And him, he might as well not be there. He would've been fantastic had he jumped on that bench. That would've been interesting. Couldn't watch it all.


  86. 86

    It was cute!

  87. 87

    well that was weird!!!

  88. 88

    Thanks alot - i feel sick now - ughhhh that was embarrasing to watch and someone made a comment about her fat legs - ive always thought they were awful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she needs dancing lessons - desperately!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. 89

    How cute! She was great! They actually may be in love, who'd a thought?

  90. 90

    Oh goodness Perez, don't be such a wet blanket. It was cute and it was obvious she's been working with a voice coach. Tom is not so bad from far away; at least he's got a full head of hair. :)

  91. 91

    I thought there was nothing wrong with it. very entertaining. dancing could have used a little work. it was the same few moves but the song wasn't horrible. i am sure you couldn't do any better.

  92. 92

    Watching this makes me uncomfortable…

  93. 93

    wow could everyone stop being so evil and bitter….it was for charity and actually a decent performance by katie and very sweet of tom to participate

  94. 94

    It wasn't THAT bad.

  95. 95

    If this was just two random people I would think it was good, but the fact that it's Tom and Catie just makes it really strange. God I'm stoned.

  96. 96

    She has the grace of herman munster. I think kate gosselin could give her a few dance pointers. As for her singing, I didn't think it was that bad. I'm soooo tired of tom and katie, though. Can't they just go away!!

  97. 97

    Actually, for theater this wasn't all that bad.
    You are seriously seriously negative. I'm starting to wonder why I come on your site at all.

  98. 98

    It's not her singing or dancing it's his fall…….bwwwwaaaahahahahahaa!

  99. 99

    lol! it was kind of cute. :)

  100. 100

    That was cute! What's the problem???

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