These two must really be desperate for
The lifeless shell of Katie Holmes put up her best jazz hands last night and - we're using this term loosely - 'performed' Whatever Lola Wants at the A Fine Romance Benefit for The Motion Picture and Television Fund.
And look who showed up to prance around the stage with her! Her
captor hubby, Tom Cruise!
Check out the HIGHlarious performance above!
Katie, you need to STOP this whole singing thing ASAP! We don't care how good Lord Xenu says you are, bb!