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Cinco De Snooki!

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We wouldn't expect anything less from our beloved!

Our Jersey Shore fave, Snooki Snickers, enjoyed a light cocktail last night in celebration of Cinco de Mayo while shooting her hit reality series in Miami!

Look at her daintily clean herself off after some mild spillage! What grace!

She even found herself a Snooki-sized Corona! LOLz!

Goodness gracious, we don't know what we'd do without her!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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47 comments to “Cinco De Snooki!”



  1. 1

    I can't wait for Jersey Shore II



  2. 2

    Just, ewwwwwwwwwwwww. She is gross.



  3. 3

    OMG her arm flaps are disgusting!! She better start hittin the gym with the boyz!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    …..oh,…….dahling……



  5. 5

    HEY PEREZ!..
    …PLEASE STOP IDOLIZING SUCH….LOW CLASS TRASH!!!!
    THERE IS NOTHING GRACEFUL/STYLISH…ABOUT THIS PERSON….

    ..'MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS'…
    ELEGANCE IS LEARNED….MY FRIENDS



  6. 6

    That bottle is normal size, she's really just that short



  7. 7

    fucking walrus

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    8

    Hey Hilton…I guess you can't find the story of the California high school kids who wore t-shirts with American flags on them and the principle made them take the shirts off saying " any other day is fine but not on Cinco de Mayo " What a hypocrit, if the story were reversed or had to do with gay rights it would be the topic for the next week and we would have to hear how brave he boys were.



  9. 9

    She is so fugs. And in the last pic I don't know if she's looking at me or the guy next to me or both. HAHAHA. Get this trash off TV.



  10. 10

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Ashley Tisdale?



  11. 11

    she looks like an old gypsie



  12. 12


  13. 13

    she's liitle troll!! Not to mention butt-ugly and Fat!!



  14. 14

    She will probably be on the Dr Drew show soon. She looks a hot mess.



  15. 15

    A fat New Jersey hooker celebrating a fake Mexican non holiday. Stupid idiot! Even Mexico doesn't celebrate Cinco except in the region it occurred in Stupid fat girl! ROTFLMAO!



  16. 16

    she is so gross



  17. 17

    these people are a joke! To think this is what tv has come to.



  18. 18

    Bitch is cross-eyed lmao

    sniff



  19. 19

    Oompa loompa doopety doo, Ive got another puzzle for you



  20. 20

    I can't believe I am going to say this, but she's is wearing on me. She's not a skinny model, perfect vocabulary type girl, but boy is she working it. I think she knows this is her shot and she's going to make as much cash as possible. She will probably invest it and make more money than most of us and never have to work in her life and then maybe not. Hope so.



  21. 21

    Perez, you are a good boy, you were reading our comments and you got rid of that Sliiiimy trash, now, please, get rid of that Snooky trash. See, we do not like her!!!!!



  22. 22

    She is so gross looking ! Was just thinking though, no wonder she is a jersey shore favorite .. she is the fat, unloved, skank. Everyone loves the underdog, it is just a natural thing to feel for the one who needs it the most.



  23. 23

    i am wishing for face punch #2. that would be awesome. i hate this thing.



  24. 24

    omg ew…



  25. 25

    I know I'm opening up a can of worms here…I get why Perez likes Snooki. I like her too…even though I feel a little bit dirty when I watch The Jersey Shore. lol



  26. 26

    good gawd, she is so gross… just nasty! plus did anyone mention to her that the whole trucker hat thing went out years ago??



  27. 27

    Aww she's so cute



  28. 28

    She looks like she smells like cigarettes, tanning lotion and funk.



  29. 29

    I can never go to Seaside Heights again without being in a full body condom. These fake Italians are worthless and just trash.



  30. 30

    This person is disgustiong. Please stop paying attention to her.



  31. 31

    Do you think they will broadcast her JAUNDICE & LIVER SHUTDOWN on national TV?



  32. 32

    FAT
    FAT
    FAT
    FAT
    FAT
    FAT



  33. 33

    her future is either in midget porn or midget wrestling



  34. 34

    well, i still like her more than kim k.



  35. 35

    what's with the obsession? she's a bit skanky and trashy, or at least looks it, but then again… i dont actually watch this show, so what do i know. i get the feeling, though, that looks are NOT deceiving in this case!



  36. 36

    gross



  37. 37

    Jesus, everybody drink some hateraid already.
    First off, she's NOT fat, she's chubby as in "most OF AMERICANS!"
    She needs to hit the gym and lay off the beer for a few months.
    Next, yeah the tan thing is so 80s but hey to each their own. I mean we all do things that we think make us look better and sometime we FAIL big time but who cares. NEXT, somebody must be liking the Snooki considering her show is a HUGE HIT, so who's watching her show then?! Hmmm, I think you all like picking on her cause she is DIFFERENT and yeah she seems a bit kooky and yeah she's chubby but I bet she'd be hell O fun to hang out with for a night.

    PS CINCO D. MAYO is not a fake holiday - it's when they beat France in war dipshits.



  38. 38

    Re: Agdistis – In regards to Cinco, you have no idea what you are talking about Cinco has limited significance to the people of Mexico. It is hte beer companies and illegals that have tried to make Cinco something of significance in the U.S. Like most things Mexican it now glorifies drunken debauchery throughout the Southwest.



  39. 39

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S DRINKING A BOTTLE OF UGLY AN ITS WORKING



  40. 40

    She needs to stop wearing those stupid hats and nails, other than that I like seeing this little person fist pumping.



  41. 41

    Put her in pink and voila! Miss Piggy.



  42. 42

    I wish people would stop making this twit famous for doing nothing. She is NOT even Italian or from Poughkeepsie, NY she's from Marlboro, NY which is a hick town on the complete opposite side of the River. She is a fake. fake fake fake!! PLEASE stfu about her already its annoying.



  43. 43

    GOOD lord. she looks like a stupid bitch–always.

    hey, maybe she and lindsay could be friends! lol



  44. 44

    Re: Agdistis – i really don't think she's fat either. i just think she's short and needs to stop drinking so much, then she'll be her average weight



  45. 45

    snooki's mad hot i love her.



  46. 46

    She's such a fat chunk — and cross-eyed too!



  47. 47

    I just found out today that my step-dad's boss is Snooki's uncle……weird lol