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John Mayer Wears Short Shorts!

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This is gonna dispel those gay rumors!

While touring Down Under, John Mayer took a break from his schedule to show off his legs play a game of tennis in Sydney on Thursday.

Nice gams, sir! He could be a Rockette!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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36 comments to “John Mayer Wears Short Shorts!”

  1. 1

    He probably has the skirt that goes with it. Kenny Chesney is needing a place to stay so maybe John could help him out. : )

  2. 2

    Maniston must be crying her eyes out, again!

  3. 3

    hey nothing wrong with that….i hate being forced to wear those damn long gangster pants…freeballing baby

  4. 4

    Eeewww, he has varicose veins.

  5. 5

    his leg vein looks sorta like a Z, but yes, nice legs for a cocky douche

  6. 6

    Gay rumors? I've been a Mayer fan before your shit site ever started and the only gay rumors I've heard are from your dumb ass, Mario. Go suck a big cock and shut up.

  7. 7

    YUMMM! !!!!! XD i would play "tennis" with john any day!!!!

  8. 8

    what gay rumors? i'm pretty sure the only gay rumors are coming from you! douche.

  9. 9

    Old lady legs and a sunken chest. Blechh

  10. YUCK says – reply to this


    you are so pathetic and lame perez, rejection sucks, but gather your dignity girl (pig) and dont even mention him any longer clearly he liked simpsons ass way better than yours.

  11. 11

    The headband and the socks are a little fayglin, but it's just more wishful thinking on your part, pig-vomit.

  12. 12

    What gay rumors? You mean the one you started just to get revenge? haha Anyone who know this guy, knows he is not gay. There ain't nothing wrong with showing some leg. Show them off, John.

  13. Nesa says – reply to this


    What a pathetic attention whore. This douche bag can't stand not being in the media. His highly paid pr team must be putting these shitty pictures out for this in the closet gay guy.

  14. 14

    He totally doesn't look like a giant douche in that picture. Nope.

  15. 15

    The humiliation from rejection is still chipping away at you huh Perez?

  16. 16

    Guys need to start wearing revealing clothes like women do and deal with the pressure of perfection.

  17. 17

    I've seen shorter!

  18. 18

    This really hurts my eyes.

  19. KBGD says – reply to this


    Seriously this guy is the biggest tool around… he hosted the Logies (the annual Australian TV awards show, much like the Emmy's) and I have to admit before I didn't have an opinion either way about him. UNTIL NOW! This guy has as much appeal as a soggy piece of toast and he looks so ughhh, he's just unappealling in every way.

  20. 20

    John Mayer isn't gay. Perez, love ya but you have to stop the bitterness and secretly wishing that he was gay. Either way, JM is kind of a douche and so stuck on himself it's just sad. Maybe one day he'll act his age. Who knows? hah

  21. 21

    Perez, you're just hoping he comes out as gay, because the moment he does, you're putting your grandma pants down and bending over instantly, so you're just harassing him til he does. You're pathetic. Both!

  22. 22

    This is the only place I ever hear gay rumors. Knowing John's antics - it was probably a big joke anyway. But nice try Perez.

  23. KBGD says – reply to this


    Re: KBGD – sorry he didn't host, he announced an award and sang.

  24. CaT9 says – reply to this


    FriGGIn HOT!

  25. 25

    I love me some John Mayer….but this is way too much John Mayer to see.

  26. 26


  27. 27

    Oh, my eyeeesss! Please, no more pics of this douchebag in short shorts!

  28. 28

    perez is just jealous because his look like they came off an obese turkey

  29. 29

    there is not one masculine thing about this butt-pirate. He is totally gay with his boyfriend PeteWentz.

  30. 30

    who gives a fuck abt this douche???

  31. 31

    Looks like Federer!

  32. 32

    How in the world did he get from Eddie's Attic to where he is now………….strange!

  33. 33

    What a narcissistic douche.

  34. 34

    Perez..please wipe the drool off your big Jay Leno looking chin…..

  35. 35

    I wish he would just come out already!!!!!!!!!!! He is so gay & everyone knows it!

  36. 36

    He's a babe. Reminds me of Federer here hahaha! I do like this site, but seriously, Perez is the only person spewing out gay rumours. I think there might be more of a story behind why he dislikes John so much.