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Muhammad may be too much for people, but Jesus can take it!

Comedy Central is developing an animated series about Jesus Christ, titled JC.

The premise is that Jesus wants to escape the shadow of his "powerful but apathetic father" and make a normal life for himself in NYC. All God does is play video games while Christ is the "the ultimate fish out of water" in the big city.

LOLz.

"In general, comedy in purist form always makes some people uncomfortable," said Kent Alterman, head of original programming at Comedy Central.

Will U be watching JC?!

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83 comments to “Oh, Jesus!”



  1. 1

    this is so unbelievably stupid.



  2. 2

    hey, if God doesn't have a sense of humor then why would we??!?!?



  3. 3

    What about those murdering Muslim terrorists? Islam is a gutter religion that should be made fun of!

  4. missB says – reply to this


    4

    I will not watch comedy central anymore if they do this. Jesus is sacred to me.



  5. 5

    Hmmm…I’ll have to think about this one.



  6. 6

    yes!



  7. 7

    Muslims are scary and might blow you the hell up or kill you or something. Shouldn't make fun of them for their crazy-ass beliefs. Now Christians, worst they will do is protest a little and maybe pray for you. Let's make fun of them and what they believe.

    Very sad social commentary if you ask me.



  8. 8

    No I won't watch Comedy Central any more if they make this cartoon. They really need to show some respect.



  9. 9

    I totally agree with the guy who said he would never again watch Comedy Central if they do this. Look, I don't shove my religion in other peoples' faces… but I am a Christian and just because I don't behead or blow up people when they mock Jesus (like certain other religions) doesn't mean He isn't sacred to me. It's American; Comedy Central has the right to air what they want… but I also have a right to say enough's enough, and stop watching their garbage. Oh, and from a purely secular perspective, it just sounds like mindless drivel.



  10. 10

    Re: Carlops54 – your so far lost in life i actuall feel bad!!



  11. 11

    how pathetic can someone possibly be?

  12. buck says – reply to this


    12

    liberals are a bunch of sissy's



  13. 13

    I LOVE this. It sounds hilarious..this coming from an athiest



  14. 14

    ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Jesus took the Cross upon Himself to show His Love for His Father. He asked for this cup to pass but would do God's Will and He Did. They should call the show Satan and caricature it because the plot is more in line with it wanting to do its own thing That's what the evil one's rebellion is all about-it wanted to be God and it was treated accordingly. I hope this show never comes to fruition in the Name of Jesus Christ Himself. Amen.
    Today is National Prayer Day and all of God's people should pray for the ones who commit such blasphemy and sacrilege and do not know what they do.



  15. 15

    Re: Slainey
    Hey, Listen up bud, I am a Muslim, and everything people think, the stereotype of Islam, is wrong. My religion preaches peace, if someone starts a fight, you don't engage, just forgive. Give to charity, and the people who do those horrible things, the 'terrorists', they just say they are muslims, but in the eyes of a religious muslim, they aren't even considered muslims, because our religion is against that stuff. I would love to elaborate, but I wanted to keep this short and sweet. So please, just because we have faith and respect for our religion and beliefs, don't go making up stories and grouping us into categories. Those terrorists aren't following what my religion preaches. If someone did something horrible in the name of your religion, does that justify anyone to go around saying that your religion is evil? Even if the terrorist person's actions go completely against what the religion preaches? Think about it, don't just blabber things you don't know, be smart and not ignorant. Peace



  16. 16

    You just don't mock the LORD. thats off limit.



  17. 17

    Re: Lonelyboy786 – I apologize on behalf of ignorant people everywhere that slander your religion. These people are ridiculous and have no idea what they are talking about. Please know there are people who support and respect all religions.



  18. 18

    Re: Slainey – The worst a Christian will do is protest a little and maybe PRAY for you??????????? What kind of naive world do you live in?



  19. 19

    Comedy Central STOLE this idea, this show already exists!

    "JFC"

    seriously, go to youtube and search "jfenc"

    This isn't Comedy Central's idea they are ripping off an existing show.



  20. 20

    okay, really Comedy Central? I would never watch this show or that channel if they do this. I am Catholic and this isn't funny any more. Sure, I like south park and I laugh at stuff all the time. Yeah they made fun of religions, okay, cool. But why are they going to take it this far? It's not funny anymore.



  21. 21

    oh and Perez, you stupid douche, Why do you say LOLZ and laugh at religious stuff? Why don't you laugh when people make fun of people who are gay or something? You hypocrite



  22. 22

    I'll give it a shot. Who knows, it might be good.



  23. 23

    This is the most disgustingly inappropriate and disrespectful thing I have ever heard. I know "Comedy" Central is pretty much devoid of comedy, but this take the cake. It's not bad enough their bullshit nearly cost a lot of people their lives in NY, now they want to mock Christians because they are an easier target. Fuck Comedy Central, they are done.



  24. 24

    Sounds disrespectful and no.



  25. 25

    The ultimate in deviancy. Laugh now - you won't be one day.

    Mocking God/Jesus Christ is one thing that will not go ultimately punished - and not by Christians, but by God Himself. TREMBLE.



  26. 26

    If Mat & Trey are involved it will be funny



  27. 27

    Re: Unbelievable! – ABSOLUTELY.



  28. 28

    Ok. That's taking it TOO far. A couple of funny (but blasphemous) jokes here and there in an episode is pushing it. And I'll admit, I've laughed at some of them. BUT A WHOLE SHOW!? That's taking it too far and WAY TOO DISRESPECTFUL. I definitely will not support this!



  29. 29

    Damn david star worshipers!! No…who does this stupid jew think he is first they kill the Lord and savior on cross and now a cartoon…so unfucking not funny I forgot to laugh. I hope someone rams a dreidel up his ass…



  30. 30

    Re: Canadian_n_proud – and you are a sick little girl.



  31. 31

    south park stopped being funny years ago, now all these shows are about is shock value and vulgarity



  32. 32

    they couldn't make fun of muslims now they are attacking Christians this is to be taken personal. This is why the world doesn't like America because of the stupid jews who think they can make a mockery of this nation and get away with it. If a people are disliked for 2000 years it is for a reason.



  33. 33

    If this is true then I'm done with South Park. First family guy and now this. It's too much.



  34. 34

    Wach all the born again crazies go nuts if they do this…hope they do. Jesus would make a great cartoon character….



  35. 35

    Re: April 20th – Perfect point !!!



  36. 36

    Stupid. And they WILL go to Hell for that. "Creative" people can be so dumb sometimes - believing their idea is SO artsy and cool. They really need to leave religion alone.



  37. 37

    comedy central clearly ran out of ideas……those creators ar going to hell



  38. 38

    do they really have to do this!? are some people really out of their minds to do this kind of show? if there is one holy and sacred person that we should be giving our utmost respect, it's Jesus and this kind of crappy and effing tv show should be stopped! in fact, this should be banned! this is just too much..why dont u just make a tv show about lindsay or heidi m. or those other celebrity whose lives are headed to trash right now?!? i bet those people at comedy central think that they are cool because they're going to make this kind of show..well sorry to burst your bubble CC people but doing this kind of show just shows how uneducated and disrespectful people you are! I hope God punishes you BIGTIME for doing this!! I'm not being a partypooper here, your idea of fun isnt really fun anymore!



  39. 39

    lmao!!!Re: missB – LMAOOO. HEY MISS B,

    god is NOT real, its hillarious to me anyone would think otherwise, your life must suck, i feel so much better about mine knowing ur spending urs on ur knees praying to nothing and listening to a bunch of bullshit reals, and having the most rediculous outlook on everything,

    you are simply, r e t a r t e d, lmao.



  40. 40

    lRe: Snookietoes – lmao. AW WILL I GO TO HELL TOO COZ IV FUCKED BEFORE I GOT MARRIED ? AW WELL SHOOT.
    lmao.

    fucking idiot!



  41. 41

    Re: OUCHCHARLAY – your life is a lie, you should seriously think about it.



  42. 42

    do they really have to do this!? are some people really out of their minds to do this kind of show? if there is one holy and sacred person that we should be giving our utmost respect, it's Jesus and this kind of crappy and effing tv show should be stopped! in fact, this should be banned! this is just too much..why dont u just make a tv show about lindsay or heidi m. or those other celebrity whose lives are headed to trash right now?!? i bet those people at comedy central think that they are cool because they're going to make this kind of show..well sorry to burst your bubble CC people but doing this kind of show just shows how uneducated and disrespectful people you are! I hope God punishes you BIGTIME for doing this!! I'm not being a partypooper here, your idea of fun isnt really fun anymore! American people especially those who are catholic should start a strike for this one!



  43. 43

    Re: JanetCanGetIT – the lord? the lord of the rings? coz thats the only real lord. stupid fucking retard. id rather die on my feet than live on my knees.



  44. 44

    Re: Unbelievable! – DISRESPECTFUL TO WHAT? A BUNCH OF RETARDS WHO ARE DRUNK BY RELIGION? RELIGION IS FUCKING BRAINWASH OF THE MASSES AND ALL YOU MINDLESS IDIOTS WILL ROT WHEN YOU DIE, AND THATS IT LMAO, AND I, WILL LAUGH, BECAUSE

    "god" WONT SHOW!



  45. 45

    Re: bich45 – theyre going to hell ohhh noesss!!!!!@!@!@!^&*@^@ your an idiot.



  46. 46

    fucking douche



  47. 47

    Re: eskimo kisses – Agreed with everything you said. If you don't like the show, it's simple. Don't watch it. I'm a Catholic, and to me, it sounds pretty funny. It's just having a sense of humour, don't live life being TOO serious.

  48. Stepy says – reply to this


    48

    Re: eskimo kisses – You know…I may not agree with atheism…but to each their own. I dont shove my beliefs down your throat…so I see NO need in being so disrespectful and just basically being an asshole JUST because YOU dont believe.

    How about you practice some tolerance?



  49. 49

    such a bad idea
    have some respect, gosh



  50. 50

    As an Atheist I think this show is an effing great idea…while there at it…make a whole show (fuck just an episode) about that towel head muhhamad..thats a guy that ought to have a pineapple shoved up his ass backwards, as well as all of his followers that are terrorists.



  51. 51

    Mr. Deity is awesome (I suggest looking it up on YouTube). If this is half as funny as Mr. Deity, it's worth watching. You religious people don't have to watch, right? Just like I can just skip "under god" in the pledge, right? Just how I can overlook your continuous attempts to insinuate your religion into my secular government, right? Right??



  52. 52

    Re: eskimo kisses – We are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs. If you don't believe in GOD thats ok. but no need to be disrespectful. You are NO ONE to judge or call people names just because we believe in GOD.



  53. 53

    absoultey people need to lighten up a little bit!



  54. 54

    We are being desensitized to accept the new world order. call it a conspiracy all you want but we are being played like puppets by a handful of people who run every major television network, movie studio, and record label. they even run the government. They are all working for the same goal. To desensitize the youth and turn you away from God. No I'm not a religious fanatic. I used to be like, oh whatever that's bullshit, until I really started researching about the new world order. look up the fema camps and the 500,000 coffins that can each fit 3 bodies a piece. the h1n1 vaccine and the people it hurt, funny how things up and disappear so quick. Look at the occult symbolism in music videos today. jay z lady gaga rihanna! its right there!!! A simple youtube search can show you that. Dont just look at one persons interpretation, some people are way more informed than others, and some people don't get the point across. Why would they use a bunch of pop stars? Who gets to the youth the most. Kids are idolizing movie and music stars like never before. Connect the dots to the rothschilds, the rockerfellers, CFR, Federal Reserve. It's bigger than the illuminati. The ones in these secret societies are doing the devils work. They exchange their souls for power, wealth, and fame. We are a receipt to them. Nothing more. We aren't human to them.



  55. 55

    Eskimo kisses is a dumb bitch honestly. Respect other people and their believes there is no reason to attack and insult someone for such a dumb thing! Yes i no im insulting you but thats just bc ur ignorant and need to get a life



  56. 56

    Learn about the FEDERAL RESERVE before it is too late! This is a private institution that has profited from both sides of the war since the great depression. They create terrorism to make the middle class accept more government control. look up chem trails. the internet has allowed people to communicate across the globe like never before. look at what people from other countries say! iraq and afghanistan were 2 of 7 countries that didnt have a central Federal Reserve bank…guess who does now! connect the dots from pop culture to the rockerfellers. Fight Fascism! If they take everything from you, you will believe in nothing. . Money was invented to have power. Womens liberation was a way to tax a whole new population. While both parents are at work, its easier to control the kids. its not the parents fault, they are working to put food on the table to the same people who are conditioning the kids! just start youtubing like crazy and connect all the dots. start with the occult and music videos. john lennon, bob marley, martin luther king, john f kennedy, hell even 2pac were killed for this evil cause. dave chappelle hinted on inside the actors studio. His africa trip wasnt a meltdown. It's easy to dismiss people as crazy.



  57. 57

    just research! everything is at your fingertips! get informed before they start regulating the internet. they give us the illusion of choice when we have none in government. both sides are working for the EXACT SAME cause… Getting us closer and closer to a new world order. Rockerfellers, Rothschild, Federal Reserve are all invested in the biggest entertainment firms! In 1983, fifty corporations dominated most of every mass medium and the biggest media merger in history was a $340 million deal. … In 1987, the fifty companies had shrunk to twenty-nine. … in 1990, the twenty-nine had shrunk to twenty three. … in 1997, the biggest firms numbered ten and involved the $19 billion Disney-ABC deal, at the time the biggest media merger ever. … In 2000 AOL Time Warner’s $350 billion merged corporation was more than 1,000 times larger than in 1983.On such television channels or newspapers/magazines owned by such large corporations, you are understandably not going to read much criticism about those companies. Furthermore, you are not likely to see much deep criticism about economic, political or other policies that go against the interest of that parent company.Disney AOL-Time Warner Viacom General Electric News Corporation Yahoo! Microsoft Google. Now look at the companies they own!



  58. 58

    I suggest starting with these:
    The Obama deception: its not anti obama it explains how he is a puppet to the federal reserve. Zeitgest a documentary. research certain occult symbolism and then go look at websites that break down the symbolism in entertainment. youtube really does have some great series on it.I'm not trying to sway your opinion about religion. Hell even if you arent looking at the government from a religious aspect, look at it from a messed up fascist one! I honestly believe our time here is to find our soulmate. Straight or gay. Is not about having sex before you are married as long as you really love that person. If you know you are a good person that's what matters. As long as your heart is right with god nothing else matters. God obviously can't show himself to us. What would be the point of living in the first place? He wants your true faith not your obedience to do what he tells you just because you see him tell you. he wants us to live a great life. a happy life. a full life. Remember that game telephone as a kid. When it would start as one sentence and end up another. Thats kind of how the story of God has been skewed. Over time, everything just gets too confusing and religions demand you live life one certain close minded way. We are numb to the crazy shit going on. 10 years ago, if there were this many earthquakes in a short amount of time, people would have started saying, hold the fuck up! now we are just like…damn that sucks…oh well



  59. 59

    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im so going to watch this



  60. 60

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  61. 61

    Re: Lonelyboy786 – very very true. I am agnostic (borderline atheist) personally, but I have great respect for Islam as your doctrine promotes humanity just as much as, if not more, than Christianity. People have such a misconception of other religions. Most people that have perverted perceptions of Islam are uneducated and raised in rural communities sheltered from the real world. I realize I am a harsh critic of Christianity (I grew up in a Catholic small town and was an outsider because I did not conform) but I try to be unbiased. These "Muslim" groups that commit terrorist acts are the same as extremist fundamentalist Christian groups such as the "Christian" Westboro Baptist Church. Ironically, people are ignorant and identify Islam with only that small percentage of people who proliferate hate. This religious witch hunt and xenophobia in America is similar to the atrocities during WWII in Nazi Germany. Come on people, peace! And for those that dislike the sacrilegious television–do not watch it.



  62. 62

    Re: coqauvin – Fuck you! Jesus was a damn star of David worshipper. You asshole.



  63. 63

    people and things we do not like or agree with will always exist in the world. but we have the ability to look past the bad and only see the good. without evil, there is no good. it balances itself out. Heaven and hell. God and Satan. Light and dark. Up and down. Good and bad. If you spend your life trying to prove a point, you will only waste your life God has given you. Live your life, love your life, Learn from your trials and tribulations but do not oppress others. It will only make your life less enjoyable. And to avoid oppression by this show you have the God given ability….to pick up the remote and turn the channel.



  64. 64

    Not funny. Jesus is our Lord and Savior.



  65. 65

    If we can't make fun of all religions equally, let's not make fun of any. This should be a good excuse to lay off of Christianity, because all of the outrageous and outspoken rebels like Bill Maher and others will show their hypocrisy if they continue to bash Christian beliefs and remain silent on Islam. In the South Park episode they portrayed Buddha sniffing coke and Jesus looking at internet porn. Yet Mohammed was covered in a bear suit and treated like a delicate flower. I'm not saying they should have been equally irreverent with Mohammed, but what's good for the goose etc. Like I said in the beginning the secular society should just shut up and let religious believers worship in peace.



  66. 66

    I believe they are many untapped as well as tapped topics that can make for good tv. Whether anyone likes it or not, religion is very important to people and should be respected as well as other topics such as sexuality and so on.
    It sounds like a silly idea and a waste of time.



  67. 67

    Re: Stepy – tolerance? or what? ILL GO TO HELL? bahahahaha,.



  68. 68

    Re: tooktoolong – ow my feelings. no but srsly, theres no god, and your all idiots.



  69. 69

    Re: xoxoChantel – JESUS is a purely fictional character, actually.

    i could write a book and leave it in a cave then maybe in the future people wud base their lives and actions on it! coz its totally the truth rite? laff.



  70. 70

    how disgusting.
    this is ridiculous…
    I am definitely not going to watch this nor comedy central.



  71. 71

    sounds unbelievably stupid, i agree



  72. 72

    Re: eskimo kisses – At one point of my life I was an athiest and was on a mission to disprove that Jesus and god were not real. You now what the outcome of it was? I became a devout Christain. I could sit here all day listing FACTS but I won't. All I have to say, after seeing it from both sides, it takes a lot more faith to be an athiest then a christain.



  73. 73

    They're being such bullies. They're hypocrits ,too. They pulleda show after being threatened by Islamic extremists and now they're going after another.

    Pick on the pacifists that won't threaten your life.

    Bullies.

    Idiots.



  74. 74

    no one will watch.



  75. 75

    Sounds like something to miss



  76. 76

    It genuinely angers me that people can make fun of Christianity any way they want and the minute the fucking Muslims get insulted everybody shits thier pants in terror.
    I'm not even very religious and it gets under my skin!
    Enough. Maybe some Christians have to start sending death threats



  77. 77

    Let's kill Jesus and rid the world of much pain!



  78. 78

    I'll definitely be tuning in.



  79. 79

    I don't think there's enough room here for material to carry this type of show for very long. There's only one initial joke really - the one you described in the show's premise - and that's about it. What would make the show work is if Jesus really remained true to the nature of his historical character - as the Son of God - and comes here to try to actually change things. That would provide a lot of material, and heck, actually lead to a very different sort of comedy than anything that's been done before. I just don't think that most comedy writers are up to that type of innovation, since they couldn't rely on gutter humor.



  80. 80

    Re: Carlops54 – such an ignorant comment. yeap, i bet ur very own version of bible must have said that? foolish fool, learn the real facts. what u see may not be true. n heck, u tink all muslims agree with those damn terrorist just cos their having islam as a religion? seriously, start using ur head…n if u can't - ur dick.



  81. 81

    The point here is….Kent ALTERMAN. A Jew takes cheap childish shots at Christians AGAIN.

    I am half Jew, half Christian. It's about time Jews like Alterman grew up and stopped hating on Christians like their mommies told them to do. Among too many Jews, it's become obsessive to take these cheap shots. Jews need to start to deal with the mental trauma that's been banged into their heads by their mamas, and stop blaming other people for their problems.

    There's religious humor, which is fine, but this is just a cheap shot by Jews at Christians, and it's low rent and not ok.

    Christians don't hate you Kent! Your mommy lied to you so she could keep your nuts in a vise!

    You're embarassing and weak, Kent.



  82. 82

    Re: elena77 – ZWell said.



  83. 83

    wow.. more ppl are gonna burn in hell…