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KStew Is On The Road

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…to getting on our last nerve.

Somewhere along the line, someone told her she was a decent actress. They were lying and now we are all suffering.

Though she only has one more horrid performance as Bella Swan to inflict on the world, Kristen Stewart is insistent on proving that she is a serious actress. She has recently been cast in a movie called On The Road, based off the Jack Kerouac famous novel.

Unless the character description for her role reads "buck-toothed drone, who pensively gnaws on her bottom lip to express all her emotions", then she isn't qualified for the part.

Ugh! Damn you Twi-Hards and your loyalty to her! We are never going to get rid of her!

[Image via AP Images.]

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170 comments to “KStew Is On The Road…”

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  1. 1

    She looks like she's ready to kill someone.

  2. 2

    I am not a Twi-Hard, but I think Kristen is a good actress. I hope to see more of her. Your jealousy has a raging hard on because she is living the life you can only dream of.

  3. 3

    Dude it's this shit right here is why she now has so many fan's. STFU

  4. 4

    You're such an asshole, Perez! Seriously. Have you even SEEN any of her other films??? She is a good actress.

    I hope you get fucked up the ass. Hard. With no lube. I hope you get tears in your asshole.

  5. 5

    Wow. You are seriously deranged about this girl. I suggest you stop posting about her before your psychosis really gets called out and/or you get a punch in the face again.

  6. 6

    wow, that is cold…

  7. 7

    Yes you fuckin moron, I hope she is around for a long time. Love K-stew. On the other hand, I hope your fat ass chews itself up with jealousy. You are truly pathetic, ugly, smelly and God knows what else. You can't stand anyone who is normal and beautiful so you have to love the ugly ones like gross GaGa. Ha, Ha Chew on that one you creep

  8. 8

    ummm… no.

  9. 9

    looks whos talking perez, you think angelina holie is a good actress, give me a fucking break… plus, i like androgynous girls so i could care less what movie shes in.. shes HOT

  10. 10

    Are you really that dumb, Perez? You have obviously NOT read the books or if you did, did not pay attention. Bella Swan BITES her lip A LOT in the books so it is natural that Kristen Stewart would portray that in the films. Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, then say nothing at all? All you do lately is put people down and I have no interest in your 'gossip' site any longer. Gossiping does not entail putting people down.

  11. 11

    I think she's a good actress and I'm definatly not a Twi-Hard.

  12. 12

    Wow Mario, you must be reeeeeally jealous. There isn't one post about her on this site that doesn't have some bitchass comment in it. If you hate her so much, why don't you just stop writing about her? Because you know you get a crazy amount of views by posting about her that's why. Greedy bastard.

  13. 13

    Ugh, excuse me but if I were traveling on rode with the twilight-crew i would smile and bare it at the least i mean really if you are that miserable then why even play the part?

  14. 14

    i hate Twilight & everything to do with it but Perez you gota stop your child-like hating…shes a good actress…maybe one day you'll grow up & admit! your like 30 odd & talk so much crap…
    good job you aint a role-model!

  15. 15

    really? why does everyone like her so much? she's alright looking but looks like she is having zero funn

  16. 16

    shut the fuck up, perez. she is beautiful, talented and real. team k-stew forever.

  17. 17

    Re: mondavia – umm yeah? what is your problem, i think you need to calm the hell down ha

  18. 18

    Perez, you sound like a jealous teenage girl.

  19. 19

    have you ever read the books, bella bites her lips like a million times, so she kinda has to

  20. 20

    She's been in lots of other movies, and she's actually quite a good actress, Perez.
    It's not HER fault that Bella Swan is a broody character with TONS of screen time and hardly any lines. YOU are a fucking no talent idiot, and need to shut up about this girl. SRSLY

  21. 21

    Re: PradaX – lol

  22. 22

    Your such a hater!!! : P

  23. 23

    ok first off the term twi hard is ridiculous, i read the books and loved them, the movies..hmm not so much theyre getting better. if it werent for rob and taylor it wouldve been worse. but damn perez u have a bunch of haters! i dont think kristens a good actress either. i DID see her in other movies and she acts exactly the same, HORRIBLE. she looks out of place all the time, even on interviews when ur supposed to be yourself. if u cant even play yourself on interviews what makes u think u can act? well whatever i hope after the twilight saga movie goers know not to cast her. unless she gets some much needed acting classes. Love u perez :)

  24. 24

    I truly like Kristen Stewart's acting ability. BUT, someone was not watching the store as this young lady was growing up. She seems to be clueless about how to handle herself in public and clueless about how to present herself evern to herself. She allowed videos of herself and another young woman kissing on the Twilight movie set. She seems rude and defiant, yet I think there is hope with the magic 7 letter word: therapy. Hope the depth and goodness that appears to come out of her in her roles can be brought to the surface in her public life as well.

  25. 25

    Perez, you're such a douche!
    Kristen Stewart is way better than you'll ever be!
    Jealousy is really an ugly thing.
    It's quite pathetic of you, really.
    Get off her ass!

    Kristen Stewart

  26. 26

    Shut up you desperate talentless hack.

  27. 27

    It's ok, Perezhilton, I love you anyway.

  28. 28

    As soon as I saw her picture I knew you had a whole list of hate to write. Not too nice of you!

  29. 29

    Perez you got on my last nerve a long time ago. Kristen isn't a bad actress, granted Twilight isn't her best, but she's great in The Runaways, Adventureland and Into the Wild. Quit ragging on her all the time! We all know it's because you are jealous she is dating Pattinson.

  30. 30

    Perez, what the hell is wrong with you? You're making fun of somebody's flaws? You.. are a horrible man. I don't know if you actually read your comments, but almost more than half the people on your website don't like you. BELLA BITES HER LIP ALOT IN THE BOOKS.

    Please, grow up. You're 32 years old.

  31. 31

    Jajajajajaja it's really funny the way you talk about her. Every time I read news about her here I laugh and laugh. I think she is okay. She needs to improve in things but she's not terrible. And call me crazy but I think she seems like a really, really nice person, shy maybe but nice.

  32. 32

    Perez — Why don't you lay off of Kristen already? Oh that's right, because she won't kiss your ass, like that no-talent, Katy Perry.

  33. 33

    Get your facts right!!
    She was signed to this movie before twilight.
    Walter Salles, the director, has said he's amazed by her loyalty in being still attached to the project, even with everything that happened since. It's good to know she keeps grounded and hasn't changed with all the fame.

  34. Mon says – reply to this


    Am really am sick and tired of all this vampire crap, especially this Twilight crap. I be glad when the finish these stupid movies. As for her acting - she could use some work on her acting. she seems to always find the characters that are depressed, moody and just plain sad. Would like to see her moveaway from the teenage movies and try more movies geared towards the adult genre. I am not a big fan of hers, but hope she will branch out and I can see something different from her, then I might be come a fan. and these looney Twi-hards go away!!

  35. 35

    Did it ever occur to you that she's cast because she's a good actress? They don't just give parts away to anyone. Jesus.

  36. 36

    I really dnt quite agree with you. to me she is a good actress nd if you read any of the twilight books nd seen some of her movies from the past she really fits "BELLA". but if so who do you think would of did a better role as BELLA?

  37. 37

    Ohhh Perez Not all TwiHards support her. I think she ruined the part of Bella. She does nothing for the Bella in the books, they couldve gotten a much better actress….not to mention MUCH prettier!

  38. 38

    As an utterly inert person when it comes to this girl, I do have to admit that no matter how much make-up she wears or dresses she dons, she still seems to emit the butch-lesbian vibe. That being said, the sexually-ambiguous thing totes works for some people?

  39. sls says – reply to this


    Why is he so adament that she's not a good actress? It's really sad because he truly enjoys films and music, yet some of his biased opinions are truly wrong and undeserving to the topic. He doesn't know shit about good acting if he thinks Kristen Stewart is a bad actress. Your fans loved you because of your honesty, Perez. Not because of these mean and quite ridiculous comments. it's not good energy. I have yet to read a review by a film critic who has said anything close to your opinion of Kristen Stewart. She's got talent and you're just keeping her down because it makes you feel better. It excites you to say mean comments and see the responses. Oh the tangeled web we weave.

  40. 40

    She does have quite gorgeous eyes in this photo though. Well, the right one is gorgeous. When you look at both at the same time, one looks kind of off. But still pretty albeit!

  41. 41

    Fuck you. She's incredibly talented and worth more than you'll ever be worth perez.

  42. 42

    Everyone should lay off Perez. This is his site, so like it or not her can say whatever he wants about whoever he wants. Seems like you either like Kristen or you don't. She has her fans and her haters. Perez is a hater….get over it!!
    BTW I'm with you Perez. In my opinion, she's awful, awkward, unbelievable as an actress, and uncomfortable to watch on screen. I just don't care for her as an actress which is why the only films of her I will watch willingly is the Twilight saga.

  43. 43

    Seriously, have half of you people actually seen anything other an Twilight? Kristen Stewart can not act. She just plays herself in everything she does. I do not want her to ruin a book I enjoy. It is like Where the Buffalo Roam. Seriously Bill Murray as HST? Hell even in Into the Wild she was just Kristen Stewart, give me a movie where she actually tries to not bite her lip, run her fingers through her hair and act awkward. Then I might believe she can act.

  44. 44

    i really do not understand why you are so against k-stew….will you please explain it to the rest of us? she was amazing in the cake eaters and in adventurland. she would not have been called the next jodie foster if she was not a good actress.

  45. 45

    what'd she ever do to you? she's a good actor i havent seen one movie she was in that she wasnt any good in.

  46. 46

    Re: Buehrls – your juss like perez suckin much ! you just aint pretty like her too bad buh hun ya deadass need to stop hating . i wana see you do a better bella .

  47. 47

    For once, I agree with you. Although, I'm not that salty on her because I have not and refuse to read those books. I don't care what the book Bella does, K. Stewart is a less than adequate actress.

    I've seen a lot of films and in EVERY single one I've hated her character. I did this because she was a bad actress and not because she was in Twilight. To illustrate that, I didn't know her name until New Moon and once I saw what films she was in, I realized I couldn't stand her acting in neither of the ones I've seen.

    I don't think the bashing is all that fair, but she does, indeed, need to receive some type of acting classes.

  48. 48

    She does not belong in Hollywood.
    It's like she didn't know what she was getting herself into when she got into Hollywood acting. And now that she's a star, she's sulking and treating it like some kind of punishment (that some people only dream of). If it is such a punishment for her, why does she still torment herself? I just wish she would either leave Hollywood or just accept her situation - the crazy fans included.

  49. 49

    Re: LauraJen
    No…no, she's not. XD

  50. 50

    dear god… I'm a twi-hard and I wish she would just go away… and I have seen her other movies and personally I think her acting sucks…

  51. 51

    Re: Alicia_Susanne – …Yes, it does. That's the whole concept behind 'gossip' - talking about other people's lives, judging them, etc, without being personally involved. Get off your high-horse.

  52. 52

    She's been attached to this project for TWO FUCKING" YEARS DUMB ASS. SALLES, YES SALLES, himself tapped her for Marylou, before Twilight even came out, on the strength of her performance of Into the Wild. You and your loner sister of yours are fucking idiots.

  53. 53

    Of and guess who told her she was a good actress: Fucking Sean Penn, Barry Levinson, Mike Figgis, Jodie Foster, Robert DeNiro, William Hurt…..look at her pedigree bitch, it's gold at the age of 20. And now she can add Coppola and William Salles to the list. Just cause you're a failed actor who couldn't get a job to save your life, don't be hating on a girl who has actually made a career out of your failed attempts.

  54. 54

    It's funny that you and your fuck ugly sister attempt to mock other people's looks. And you're goddamned retarded, Salles and Coppola asked her to join this project in 2008 –before Twilight premiered.

  55. 55

    You always post the worst pictures of her…but she still manages to be very pretty. She and Rob make a hot couple.

  56. 56

    Yeah, Perez is so jealous. He wishes he could be a wannabe aloof hardass who looks like she bathes once a year on her birthday. He's so jealous!!!

  57. 57

    Perez, I cannot stand how you hate on KStew. She is a fine young actress, one of the best. Seriously, what the hell is your problem? Do you hate her because she has kissed RPatz and you haven't? Your ugly posts about her is beyond uncalled for and someday being so mean is going to backfire on you and you will deserve it. You big jerk.

  58. 58

    She is a decent actress you stupid pig faced cun*t. She was excellent in "The Runaways". She's horrible in the "Twilight movies". Just shows she needs a strong director instead of some simp.

  59. 59

    Why does she always look so unhappy all the time? Its kind of depressing….

  60. 60

    eh…I really don't like her acting. She's emotionless. And when she cried, it sounded like she was jus' breathing heavy. I've seen her other movies and even in those she wasn't good. She act's the same in every movie she's in :/

  61. 61

    I don't know who is writing this, but seriously get over yourself. You are so hateful. Not just to Kristen, but to so many people. You must be perfect right? Kristen is her own person, sorry she doesn't mold into your perfect little Hollywood type.

  62. 62

    blah! she is horrible! and she IS the main reason that the twilight saga movies are so terrible……..

  63. 63

    Perez, your hate of K Stew is really getting old…listen to a wise woman of 42- by you constantly talking smack on her 19 year old acting skills, and her ability to snag R Patterson as her man, you are making yourself sound like a sad, old belllyaching queen. How about you get over your sad hate on of her and put a freash new set of eyes on the fact that she fills a nitch in Hollywood that no one else can? Leave her alone and try to catch up to Ted from AT over at E online. He knows how to treat these TWIHARDS.

  64. 64

    perez, you're way off base on this girl. maybe YOU are the miserable one..?

  65. 65

    Perez, I love you to death, but this is one of the FEW things I disagree with you on. I love her and I think she is a good actress. She fits Bella Swans character perfectly. I like her other movies as well.

  66. 66


  67. 67

    Kristen is a great actress. U r jealous of her and her fame . JEALOUS!

  68. 68

    her teeeth are cute and fitting and obviously bankable bitch. lara hutton made a fortune off her teeth so fuck off. i guess if u compare youself to carnie wilson u made a fortune off being fat and only blogging about exercising yet no photographic evidence. you are gross but love your site! team lohan!

  69. 69

    I love that she is not all "Hollywood". u are just jealous of her fame. Notice that Perez hates on all beautiful women. Did your mom beat u as a child. u are so jealous…

  70. over says – reply to this


    I ain't a twihard either and while she sucks hardcore in Twilight. She is a very good actress. She's also very pretty and very young. Hence why your picking on her. Oh perez i don't even like her but ur hate for young beautiful girls is epic. and i'm getting sick of it.

  71. 71

    She looks like a psycho serial killer in that pic. Twilight has seriously made her career or else she can't act. At all. She's the same person in every movie with the same monotonic voice and expressions. She barely belongs in Hollywood with her dyke and butch attitude. Girl needs to disappear. Hope Twilight ends sooner.

  72. 72

    It is a shame Perez beause I really really love you and love reading your sites but I think you is a double standard person because one minute you think it is wrong for people to talk about others especially when it comes to you but then you can go ahead and talk about Kristen Stewart. I actually love Kristen she is an amazing actress and she makes more money in a day then you will ever make in your whole lifetime. All I have to say is that jealousy is a terrible disease and I hope that you get better soon!!!!!!!

  73. 73

    Perez you hate on any girl that is with one of your, "In your dreams" crushes. Kristen and Robert have great on screen chemistry and you hate it. Stop picking on Kristen. She is a 20 year old young girl that is proving to be an asset to Hollywood. You don't see her getting drunk and clubbing do you? She is a professional that takes her craft seriously. Pick on the actresses that deserve your wrath!

  74. 74

    I just wanna know why you hate her so much. Did she snub you at a party or something? Or is it because she just doesn't like to talk to a "pond scum douche bag" like yourself. She's A LIST you are on the Z LIST get real fatty

  75. 75

    i like her..and people say i look like her.and yeah,my names isabella.what a coincidence!but i mean i like your site and everything but bashing people like that is mean.unless its spencer & heidi.thats alright.(;

  76. 76

    Lay off Kristen, you dumb heffers. She's talented and gorgeous and fuckable.

  77. Bunn says – reply to this


    talk about "ceiling eyes!" LOL!

  78. 78

    Back off Perez. Stew's fuck hot and gifted and sexy as hell. YOu fat sister is just jealous cuz no one wants to fuck her like Stew.

  79. 79

    thats cold kristen stewart is a really good actress and she deserves everything she has you and ur rude comments wont change that

  80. 80

    *pretty eyes*
    *said just like the asian chick in The Crow*

  81. ash87 says – reply to this


    You fuck-tards are seriously delusional if you don't think Kristen is a good actress. If you people paid ANY attention to the Twilight books then you would know the Bella is beyond awkward. Kristen was much more than good in the Cake Eaters, Into the Wild, In the Land of Women, even in Panic Room, and the list goes on. The problem is most of you are mad because she's supposedly dating your precious Edward Cullen. Get a life. So quit playing with your Edward and Jacob dolls and read some of her interviews. She explains why she comes off the way she does.

  82. 82

    Your obsession/animosity with her is becoming borderline frightening, Perez/

  83. 83

    she has talent…you are a failed actor….enough already

  84. 84

    Perez your are such a jealous pig..why do you keep insulting this girl..shes a fine actress and does every female actress in HW smile every time their pic is snapped ..NO..do u hate on them..NO..leave her alone..ur becoming obsessed with her..how can u hate one little tiny tinie girl so much..she never did anything to u..other than reportedly date Rpattz..so what..why are you trying to ruin her..shes a good girl..has good values and good work ethic..leave her alone please.

  85. 85

    I would be miserable too if I had a haircut like that!

  86. 86

    hmmmm… and I thought that was a good book…. we'll see what happens with that one

  87. 87

    Re: mariohilton – those who can't do, teach… and that's been a good thing for me… some great athletic instructors I've had

  88. 88

    I'm always puzzled by all the commenters who scream at you to stop writing about someone if you don't like them, yet don't bother to stop checking your website if they dislike you.
    For what it's worth, I've read all the books (twice…) and think she does a terrible job of portraying Bella Swan.

  89. 89

    Ya so leave her alone already.

  90. 90

    Hey all u haters I am about to join you! I think her acting SUCKED in Twilight and I have no comment on her personal appearance or seeming attitude. I have seen her in one other movie it was with Ryan Reynolds and she brooded in that one too. I think she is better in tom boy parts or down and out druggy sort of roles. I could not imagine her in an extremely lively or feminine role. but everyone has a nitch and that is apparently her nitch. But her twilight acting. SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. 91

    "She has recently been cast in a movie called On The Road, based off the Jack Kerouac famous novel."
    Here are examples of how that sentence should have been written:
    "She has recently been cast in a movie entitled "On The Road," which is based Jack Kerouac's classic novel of the same name."
    "She has recently been cast in a movie version of Jack Kerouac's classic novel, "On The Road."
    Seriously, aren't you embarrassed by the low writing standards of this site?

  92. 92

    My anger got the best of me…
    … which is based ON Jack Kerouac's classic novel of the same name."

  93. 93

    Look at those eyes, fucking gorgeous. And a gorgeous ass to match. Perez is just a jealous queen who failed at acting because he has a pig snout for a nose. And he's fat. And ugly. And talentless, he can't even use proper grammar at his "job." That's why you hate Kristen, because she's everything you're not.

  94. 94

    oh and perez–the only reason people like katy perry kiss your ass is cause they have no talent and rely on you to give them free press. Kristen doesn't need you, she doesn't kiss your ass, and that's why you dump on her. Fucking loser.

  95. 95

    hey whit whit, stop being a hall monitor on the thread, you dumb bitch. If people want to disagree, they can. No one needs you to be a big ass kisser.

  96. 96

    Umm , Perez?
    You don't get to call anyone buck toothed, you horrendously ugly failure of the human genotype

  97. 97

    What the fuck is wrong with you? Grown ass man calling a teenager buck toothed when she's clearly hot? I think Kristen is one of the sexiest chicks in the game right now. Fuck hot legs and ass and face and sweet tits. You're a big queen with shitty taste in women and talent. That's why you like Gaga and Katy Perry-they make you feel less shitty about yourself.

  98. 98

    Come on….she may not look happy but she is a decent actress for the genre that she plays in…..she always plays an offbeat character and it fits her. I think she's great, unique and not a typical barbie doll beauty, instead an appreciation of uniqueness. Be nice! If the guys in Twilight movies can get credit for their acting then pay a girl her dues, I mean really…from New Moon, from Taylor Lautner "I'm just filling out Bella"…(super CHEESE)….but he's adorable :)

  99. 99


    1. perez is a waste of flesh
    2. k-stew SUX AS AN ACTRESS

    that is all

  100. 100

    She is a TERRIBLE actress.That book is amazing though-all you twilight peeps should pick up a copy.It's real literature.

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