Mamas Are Naming Their Babies After Twilight Characters And The World Implodes

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Is this for real?

The most popular baby names in the U.S. right now are Isabella and Jacob.

As in Twilight's Isabella Swan and Jacob Black???

And even more disgusting amazing, CULLEN was the fastest-rising baby name of 2009. As in Edward Cullen!!!

Come on now, people. Nothing is more embarrassing than telling people you named your baby after a teen romance about a sparkling vampire.

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    Posted: May 7, 2010 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

    162 comments to “Mamas Are Naming Their Babies After Twilight Characters And The World Implodes”

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    1. 101

      My sister named her daughter Isabella.. but shes never seen a twilight movie.



    2. 102

      apparently people reading this do not quite understand. people are not just naming their children isabella, jacob, and edward. their middle names are swan, black, and cullen. as in there is probably some child out there named edward cullen smith and another child named isabella swan jones. that's why this is ridiculous and proof that there are far too many teenage girls getting pregnant right now. isabella, jacob, edward, and even cullen are fine names BY THEMSELVES. put them together to form the name of a twilight character, then it's just nuts and weird and creepy and i feel sorry for all of those kids.



    3. 103

      Stupid lame ass book! I have always loved the name Isabella for my future daughter and now no way in hell will I name her that! I don't want her growing up with people asking her if she was named after that annoying character. And I have to wonder if all these new moms are 15, 16, years old? Because really what normal grown woman would WANT to name her child after a name she got out of badly written teen romance book?



    4. 104

      Re: LisaRose – Asha is just an ordinary very common moslem girl's name



    5. 105

      My friend Dracula Greenberg will get a kick outta this.



    6. 106

      Terrif— My friends Dracula Greenberg and Bela Lipschitz will br thrilled.



    7. 107

      What kind of moronic, half-witted fucks would name their kids after characters in these books? Probably teenage moms.



    8. 108

      People used to name thier kids after epic literature,names like Ophelia and stuff. What is this amdness? Justincase anybody is wondering , I am naming my kid Neville after Neville LongBottom in Harry Potter



    9. 109

      *facepalm* S…M…H…



    10. 110

      Re: dramamama – love it!



    11. 111

      well is it sad that i want to call my children (when im older) harry and hermione



    12. 112

      When I was pregnant with my son, I didn't know if he was going to be a boy or a girl and Isabella and Jacob were both on the list of names I liked…that was in 2006…same with when I was pregnant with my daughter…and I didn't even HEAR of Twilight till the night I spent in the hospital after I gave birth to her when a friend of mine brought me a book to read.
      I'm going to guess that Perez made a pass at one of the guys from Twilight, and got shot down…he used to be worse than any teenage girl for being over-excited about anything to do with Twilight, and suddenly the last little while he hates everyone and everything to do with it??



    13. 113

      The name Jacob has been VERY popular for a while. Trust me, I'm a teacher. It probably has little or nothing to do with Twilight.



    14. 114

      Actually, Pig Face, what's more embarrassing is telling people you read an increasing lame blog.



    15. 115

      Neck sucking at 10:00 p.m.



    16. 116

      I'm going to have to agree with ShoeWhore on this one. I mean those names are nice but really the most popular names after a vampire movie? No wonder American is fucked up.
      www.thethrifters.net



    17. 117

      Re: ShoeWhore – I totally agree with you ShoeWhore.
      www.thethrifters.net



    18. 118

      Or there is an increase in teen pregnancies….ew



    19. 119

      Bottom line: naming a baby is a huge undertaking. I have always loved the name Isabella - it reminds me of Spain's greatest Queen, not Bella Swan. The trend seems to be a return to very feminine names for baby girls and masculine names for baby boys. I much prefer them to celeb baby names like Moxie Crimefighter or Pilot Inspektor. I'm mom to Bethany who was named after several local musicians who are also excellent examples of what it is to be American women.



    20. 120

      Re: LisaRose – That's a really pretty name LisaRose. :D



    21. 121

      Jacob has been the most popular boys name for 10 years now, so this has nothing to do with Twilight. Nice try.



    22. 122

      Cullen is not a weird name. I named my son Cullen almost 5 years ago before this whole thing exploded. I do have trouble sometimes I always say his name is Cullen not Colin. I called the doctors office last week and I said his name and started to spell it and the girl was like–oh like Edward Cullen lol. Ummmm yes I guess so whatever gets u to spell it correctly. I love love love the name. It is a strong name in my opinion.



    23. 123

      Are people this stupid? Their kids are going to have their names for THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!! Isabela and Jacob are common but CULLEN?? Not only should they be embaressed to tell people they named their kid CULLEN after twi (even tho they would prob. deny it….) their kid will have to live with their parents stupid, stupid mistake forever.
      I feel bad for these kids. Hope they tell their parents how they f-ed up.
      This chick said it best: If you're contemplating naming your child after anything in this poorly written farce then I want to personally kick you in the uterus.



    24. 124

      How…unfortunate. My 5-year-old daughter is Isabella. I read the first book of the Twilight series and thought is was poorly edited tripe. I'm mildly irritated that my daughter shares a name with Bella Swan, but hey, what can I do? We thoughtfully and carefully chose her name long before that piece of crap hit bookstores, and she'll live with it long after the Twilight fad has faded.



    25. 125

      So…parents are naming their kids "Gay Sparkling Vampire"?



    26. 126

      Crud. Now im scared to name my kid alice.

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      127

      Whats next people start decorating vampire themed nurseries?



    28. 128

      Re: EyelineredHeart – Argh! Sophia and isabella are my favourite names for girls and fucking hate twilight.



    29. 129

      The names Isabella and Jacob have been rising for a while and I suspect they were used by the author because of their widespread popularity. I know three people who have young daughters named Isabel or Isabella. It's been around about a decade. Jacob even longer — inkow dozens of Jacobs. "Cullen" in more unusual, I must admit, although I just finished campaigning for a judicial candidate named Cullen who is in his md-30s. (He lost his primary, but he'll be back)



    30. 130

      Re: LisaRose
      Hey I dont know if your already know this, but Asha is a popular indian name. it means "hope" in sanskrit.



    31. 131

      Re: LisaRose – thats quite a common name….



    32. 132

      Name your kids after Catholic Saints and you will be good. Research proves that people named weird or trendy names don't earn as much or get as much respect. But Jacob and Isabella are classic, beautiful names - just don't EVER tell your kids why they were named that!



    33. 133

      Not that I'm saying it's just coincidence, but those are pretty popular names to begin with. I knew a ton of people naming their daughters Bella long before the popularity of these books and movies. It's not like the names the writer chose are unique…like say…Hermione.



    34. 134

      that would explain all the Isabella `s and Jacob `s that come into my work. they are all little brats though…



    35. 135

      Isabelle is very popular, i know i few girls who have named their daughter that.. and this was before twilight. Jacob has been popular for years… When people start naming there daughters Sookie after true blood then we know we have problems.



    36. 136

      Re: My Jacobs Baby Girl – Please have your uterus removed ASAP.



    37. 137

      Truth be told, I want to name my son Jude after one of my favorite songs. Isabella, Jacob, and Cullen are beautiful names, but RENESMEE?? Poor kid is gonna catch a lot of hell later in life when Twilight has been completely forgotten about.



    38. 138

      WoW! i hope Renesme isnt next



    39. 139

      i know someone who is due with her 3 child this week and the second she found out she was pregnant she knew she was going to name her isabella from Twilight. its really sad.



    40. 140

      {erez - Women have been naming their babies after soap opera characters since the 50's… and older names have been making a comeback for awhile now (Isabelle is pretty common in Canada). That said, I pity the poor baby boys out there saddled with "Cullen", it's an ugly first name.



    41. 141

      I presume these are babies of very young mothers…



    42. 142

      Re: pmhtur – I'm a 30-something mom & I've read Twilight to see what all the buzz was about. It's ok as a suspence novel, but that's about it. As an escape? Not really a place or a "love story" I'd like to ecape to, even IF i needed an escape…



    43. 143

      I think it's more likely that she picked those names for her characters, because they were already trendy (they've been in the top 10 for years), than that the book has much to do with those names being #1 this year.



    44. 144

      I don't see anything wrong with that. Popular culture affects people's lives. It makes sense.



    45. 145

      I am preggo with a little girl and was going to name her Rosalie, but after this epidemic…my husband and I decided on Lucy. We don't here it very often, so we thought it would be a good name.



    46. 146

      Kind of annoying for people who wanted to name their kid Isabella before those books!



    47. 147

      pathetic… but cullen would be a really cute boys name if it weren't for the whole twilight thing..



    48. 148

      My son is Kellan, but it's NOT after Kellan Lutz!



    49. 149

      Re: tinkerbell2405 – Lucy is however, one of the most popular names for dogs and cats. Just FYI…. :)



    50. 150

      What's wrong with u Perez? u were as twihard as it can get and now u r calling the books POOR WRITTEN? who the hell r u to say that? or any of the other people the are just like parrots, repeating what they hear or read, who the hell r u all? Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Isabel Allende? you are not a professional writer eiher Perez, you are a blogguer not a journalist k? I think u r doing this just to get people to answer ur comments that's all, but if u could have a baby u were defenetly cllng him Edward Cullen Perez lol =)
      The names are fine, I mean if u like a name from a song {mi son's name is also JUDE} or a book or a movie, or a saint perhaps, whatever u got it from, Hey, it's ur child, if the baby doesn't like it, she/he can always cange it once they grow up.



    51. 151

      umm…and nick naming yourself after some skinny white dumb retard is any better…i'd rather be named after a book that sold millions then after a dumbass who went to jail over one drink!



    52. 152

      Re: Poindexter-X – you're a dumb fuck and i bet ur mom wishes she had done that to the rude fuck kid she has now!



    53. 153

      if i have a boy, i want to call him cullen. in irish, ive read that it means handsome king! PLUS-i thought that jacob has been the number one baby boy name since 1999?!



    54. 154

      why would you name your kid after a sick heartless bitch? why don't you just name it buttlicker?



    55. 155

      Re: lalalandlover – hahahaha! well said tho.hes a wanker ruining shit like that



    56. 156

      oh stfu perez people can do wot they want.its not there fault twilight is awwwsome!



    57. 157

      i am a HUGEEE twihard and named my kitten jasper but i dont know if i would go as far as naming my child a twilight name. I didnt even want to name him edward because i though that was even a little to much



    58. 158

      well i just named my cat jasper if that counts.



    59. 159

      Jacob and Isabella are nice names.So what Perez?



    60. 160

      I say name ur kids woteva the fuck u want. My girls name is Shakur after the late great 2Pac…..and shes white!!!



    61. 161

      First let me start by saying that I love love love The Twilight Saga. Or anything related to that genre. But its really getting crazy that every little thing is either being blamed or compared to the Twilight Saga or the whole Vampire theme. Has anyone seen what people in Hollywood are naming their kids? Check it out..and then Isabella Swan, Jacob Black, and Edward Cullen will be very normal. What is it going to be next? That people are naming their kids after Damon and Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert from the Vampire Diaries too. Which is an EXCELLENT show!! When Twilight first came out everyone hopped on the bandwagon. Especially you Perez. Now you are acting different. If you were saying that young girls were getting pregnant on purpose to name there child after Twilight characters, then there really would be a problem. But that is not the case. Leave things alone. Names are only names. Jeezas.



    62. 162

      The Twilight books may not be the most well-written things out there, but as a Mormon myself I do admire the morals she includes in the books. I think its awesome that Bella and Edward didn't sleep together before they were married, and I think it sets a wonderful example. As for the names, I like them both very much, and I also think Cullen is a great boy's name!

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