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Colin Hanks Gets Hitched!

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Colin Hanks gets himself a ball-n-chain today.

Sources confirm that Colin is marrying Samantha Bryant (a publicist) on Saturday.

The couple will tie the knot in El Lay.


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47 comments to “Colin Hanks Gets Hitched!”

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  2. 2

    Wow! I am sure you wouldn't think of it as a "ball-n-chain" if it was a gay couple getting married. You are really pathetic.

  3. 3

    I'm sure she's a nice girl, but that dress makes her boob look weird.

  4. 4

    Surely you could have come up with a more flattering photo. That dress looks painful.

  5. 5

    Good for them!

    On a side note…
    To the ghost writer(s) who 'write' these posts, the whole "El Lay" thing may have been cute and clever a few years ago, but it now has become little more than an irritating cliche. Just say LA, and get your GED(s) while you're at it.

  6. 6

    is that a high boob and a low boob?

  7. 7

    Re: VeganVal – my thoughts too…why is she wearing something that forces one boob south? =)

  8. 8

    Now SHE looks like the girl you bring home to mom and dad and tell them that you are marrying! I bet Tom is happy with his future daughter-in-law! :) Best of the best!

  9. 9

    perez, you are STILL such a douche! to call this young woman a "ball-n-chain" — do you even know her? you hate women, that's all.

  10. 10

    I'm so sad! He is so adorable! And she…isnt… Plus, her boobs look SUPER weird in that dress. Did she really leave the house thinking "Wow, I look good."

  11. 11

    What's up with her boobs?

  12. 12

    Re: mickie – lol

  13. 13

    Re: studhunk – eermm so ? Get a life !!!

  14. 14

    Gay men are just like women aren't they? Show a stout, average looking, matronly chick and y'all just LOVE her. One of the reasons Elizabeth Edwards had such a great repuation (pre-scandal) was that she looked rather homely. Women would say "I love the fact that John Edwards has an older, fat wife".
    The truth is, publicists are the worst of the worst. The are like real estate agents and insurance brokers - phony, money-hungry opportunists. JKF Jr. married a publicist (coke-addled entitled gold digger). Seinfeld married a publicist (gold digger who dumped her new husband right after the honeymoon for him and plagiarized a book). Now this dude. He will regret it. This homely gal is going to latch on to all his money and never let go. Matronly bosoms and all.

  15. 15

    i have a feeling perez didn't write that, he must have little helpers…but you'd think he'd have to approve something b4 it posts so? i can't stick up for him then. sorry perez!

  16. 16

    what is wrong with her boobs

  17. 17

    and she got herself an albatross, good luck to her!

  18. 18

    Oh my lanta! That is actually a flattering pic of her! You simply MUST google the couple and see the series of full length pics of her in that dress. Unbelievable. She has ZERO fashion sense. And there's a pic of her in a black dress in which her pudgy tummy protrudes. In a black dress…geez isn't black supposed to be slimming? Sad. Something is not quite right with this. Is she his beard?

  19. 19

    Colin was wonderful as the priest in "Mad Men" who reached out to Peggy Olsen in season 2.

    Congrats to the happy couple.

    Perez, it's not a ball and chain, it's a COMMITMENT. You know, that thing that ADULTS do.

  20. 20

    that dress is choking her left boob. lol.

  21. 21

    Re: caroaber – perez is just mad because men dont want him and women wouldnt like him. LOL

  22. 22

    they should be farmers

  23. 23

    Well she's not ugly, she's just a regular girl. If you met this couple as your neighbours or at a party you would think they were a good match. We're just used to famous men having hot girlfriends. So kudos to him. Having said that, I can't believe any girl would leave the house in that dress, it is probably one of the most unflattering dresses I have ever seen

  24. 24

    Eww-they are both ugly and the only reason Colin Hanks isn't working in a restaurant is because his dad gets him jobs. gross.

  25. 25

    Love Colin, such a good actor. Good luck to you both.

  26. 26

    We mobilize when Perez gets his G.E.D.

  27. 27

    Wow, he and his Dad just don't care about how their wives look, do they?

  28. 28

    I'm certain Perez didn't intend the ball and chain comment as a negative one. The phrase has become so colloquial and overused that it holds no power as a "put down." It's become a simple synonym for spouse. I don't understand why so many people come to the website to leave nasty comments for Perez. Just by visiting the site you are boosting his paycheck. If you hate him, stay away. But that dress does look uncomfortable!

  29. 29

    Good, Im not the only one who noticed the squashed boob dress, wth is that!?

  30. 30

    WTH is wrong with that woman's boob?? Is it just the dress squishing it and making it go down?
    Wow, that is an unfortunate dress and then some. You would think she would've noticed that.

  31. 31

    wow, perez. You seem to purposely seek out the worst looking photos of people to post. this is just so wrong. you know that dress looks awkward!

  32. 32

    He used to date Busy Phillips.

  33. 33

    Her boobs look fine to me. But she does look like his mom a bit.

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  35. 35

    How about a big ol' congrats to them. They look like a nice couple to me. He's very handsome and she is quite beautiful to me.

  36. 36

    looks like she got hitched around the boobs

  37. 37

    Congrats to the happy couple. I hope Tom Hanks becomes a grandfather soon. Good luck you two.

  38. 38

    congrats to him. as a fellow sagittarius born on November 24th, he rocks in my book. Kathryn Heigl was also born on Nov 24. Cool people must be birthed on that day.. LOL j/k

  39. 39

    that is the weirdest dress ever !!! At first I thought she had one boob ~L:

  40. 40

    That is the oddest dress I have seen… Is she a breast cancer survivor?

  41. 41

    Did she made that dress herself its soooo ugly…and she isn´t at all….

  42. 42

    Is he marrying Carnie Wilson?

  43. 43

    WTF…gross bo0b

  44. 44

    She should never, ever wear that dress again. Look at her boobs in it…one boob is so smushed it looks about eight inches lower than the other one.
    Other than that, she looks like a cute girl, and I wish them both the best. (Just use a different designer for the wedding dress…)

  45. 45

    poor left boobie…

  46. 46

    She looks like a cute little cheerleader type, but that dress has botched up her boobs!

  47. 47

    what the hell is wrong with her "boobs" they looks real fucked up!!!!