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Joaquin Phoenix's New Documentary Is A Joke…Right?

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That's the question many movie distributors are asking themselves when viewing Joaquin Phoenix's new documentary titled I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix about his efforts to become a successful rapper.

With scenes of Joaquin snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, and abusing his assistants have studios perplexed on not only how to market the film, but also whether or not Joaquin is playing an elaborate joke on his audience or just merely showing his true colors.

The movie, which is directed by Casey Affleck who is married to Joaquin's sister Summer, is said to include male frontal nudity and even a scene where someone defecates on Joaquin while he's sleeping.

WTF?!?

It all sounds like an obvious piece of bad performance art to us, but how far will the actor go???

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49 comments to “Joaquin Phoenix's New Documentary Is A Joke…Right?”



  1. 1

    It seems like a joke to me, at least I hope so.
    He's doing a Borat thing I guess, but he keeps the confusion?!



  2. 2

    ++
    Joaquin is a BIGGER D-I-C-K than me
    ++
    At least I was born a D-I-C-K
    ++
    Joaquin made himself a D-I-C-K
    ++



  3. 3

    Mmmmm…Joaquin. I'd love to choke on his cock.



  4. 4

    yup! tranny!



  5. 5

    Fcuk if it's true… Look at how gorgeous he was in a video with Miley.
    Don't know what 2 write anymore, so I'll just leave it here..



  6. 6

    What a lying attention whore. He said he was done with movies FOREVER. What is this then?



  7. 7

    He reminds me of Amish. Do you have any idea of how bad those people can smell in the hot summer? Whew.



  8. 8

    I don't get this at all. Must be a joke, that or …. he's lost his DAYUM mind! =)



  9. 9

    The description of his film kind of reminds me of "Borat." Perhaps Joaquin wants to achieve the same kind of reaction that film had on audiences, doing it his own oddball way.



  10. 10

    I´m really wondering if he does that because he wants attention or because he´s gone kinda mad.



  11. 11

    I have a feeling this is a Borat type film. He's put the wool over everyone's eyes releasing this.



  12. 12

    Re: Andy27 – What up Mr. Andy? Harry says hey. Joaquin, eat a hot bowl dicks while watch fist yo mama on Mama's Day! This shit was done did already by Andy Kaufman, now cut raggedy ass hair ya retarded fuck knuckle!



  13. 13

    I dunno what it is, but I'm curious.



  14. 14

    Someone defecates on Joaquin, nice use of a big word Mario, people shit on you.



  15. 15

    Who cares, I'll donate my money to Haiti than go and see that piece of crap!



  16. 16

    Ya, he look slike he just crawled out of a cave.. Not too far off though right?



  17. 17

    This guy really hit the bottom.
    If this is true, he's even creepier than I thought.
    Put this madman in a asylum, quick!



  18. 18

    *downloads image to memory banks of Joaquin/Commodus standing in the arena wearing white leather*



  19. 19

    Joaquin is a douche bag….I hope when someone defecated on him he got some in his mouth.



  20. 20

    wtf?!
    i think it's a joke



  21. 21

    never ever liked any of his movie's
    can't stand him

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    Just when you think it's hit bottom, a new and lower bottom appears.



  23. 23

    When he pulled that Letterman crap, rumor was it was all about a movie for his poor little girlish brother-in-law. Sounds like they got a year's worth of bad film.



  24. 24

    What a joke.He used to be great and cute.



  25. 25

    Sounds sickening. Has Joaquin suffered some kind of brain damage? Seriously, something is wrong with him.



  26. 26

    the writing on this website is atrocious. according to what people say, you have people writing for you. you'd better hope thats the case because the content is horribly worded/structured 99% of the time.

    work on it, please?



  27. 27

    Why does he want people to think he's lost his mind???????????



  28. 28

    what is wrong with this picture??



  29. 29

    This is a perfect example of people with no morals, taste, or values, and too much money and time on their hands. What I don't get is, isn't this something a desperate person does? Someone trying to get attention to revitalize their career? He doesn't need to do this he is still A list, and gets great parts. I just don't get the point.



  30. 30

    Re: ericfromdallas – won't be happening soon, at least not here



  31. 31

    I like Joaquin, I really do. I respect his talent and admire his beauty, but come on, this is just outright ridiculous!

    Come back to us, Joaquin! Quite being a doofus!



  32. 32

    i think it's a joke or a spoof documentary but Joaquin was also on drug or off his meds at the time.

    but then again Joaquin is actually really crazy, remember when he asked a reporter on the red carpet if there was a frog coming out of his head. he was serious! i think he was on drug or something.



  33. 33

    He's pathetic, have lost all my respect for him……



  34. 34

    Sounds like "Jackass: The Joaquin Files".



  35. 35

    This guy has a screw loose!



  36. 36

    Perez, if you don't like it, I'm all for it!!! Go Joaquin!



  37. 37

    He made some pretty decent movies and was a good actor with what looked like a bright future. If this was all a joke, I'm afraid the jokes on him. I don't think most people find anything funny about it. It's all just really uncomfortable.



  38. 38

    Hey people! This news is totally invented. And guess by whom? Your woman-hater, minor-loving Perez.



  39. 39

    I'm pretty sure it's not true. He has always had a strange sense of humor



  40. 40

    What's the big deal? Everyone in his family eventually snaps…



  41. 41

    WHat a shame, such a great actor and so f…ed up.
    People around him…do sth!



  42. 42

    that dudes into some mayjor lsd



  43. 43

    Sounds pretty realistic to me. It's not like you won't find all that shit in hollywood…



  44. 44

    Nothing more fatal to an actor's career than doing one of these pieces that NOBODY will get.



  45. 45

    I think he could use some electroshock therapy and then a good scrubbing with hot water and an antibacterial soap.



  46. 46

    I don't care, I am seeing this film. "snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, and abusing his assistants" Yeah I can only imagine seeing the scenes and I know I will be laughing.



  47. 47

    hmm id still watch it tho.just for the crack



  48. 48

    i hope its a joke… i used to love this guy, in the movie signs he is so cute!!!!



  49. 49

    Re: duelastar

    Not over my eyes!

    I think this story (taken from a more reputable NY source) or the description of the film is made up. I remember word about buyers watching the film came out on a Wednesday. Everyone was sworn to secrecy. It was even reported that this won't show in Cannes.

    Then, on a Friday everybody comes out of the woodwork and the blabbing begins. Casey Affleck himself gives a bogus looking interview (wherein the reported stresses that Affleck is an actor talking about Phoenix) about the 'surprise' footage he got and how everyone is going to be surprised and blown away.

    This talk about call girls, poo and cocaine screams cover up. I can't wait for the real thing. Hopefully, the people that were fooled (and feel dumb that they were duped) aren't too upset by their gullibility. I hope is career isn't hurt because of their 'sensitivity'.

    >.>