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Completely Gratuitous

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Holy shiz!

Eric Dane decided to remind the world why he was christened McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy yesterday when he went for a little swim while on vacation in Portofino, Italy!

We want to see the picture where he BUSTS right out of those shorts!

How on Earth are they containing him?! Good lord!

Yum Yum Yum!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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57 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

  1. 1

    I would suck on those big nipples until they were Red(der). Gruuuuf ! !

  2. 2

    Small package, tho' ……

  3. 3

    yea, that champion logo above the nip really screams mcsteamy..

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  5. 5

    Gross, why do you always have to write on the guys genital region? They're not interested in you!

  6. 6

    lets have areality show,black warriors making white sissys,do things that that
    even other white sissys think is degradeable,and shameful,while all the white girls LAUGH at the sissys,and when its over have the white sissys DOG come over and PISS on the CRY-BABYS–HA HA im dying here,lets here for me,lord master of your world,i want to kick you in your ass so hard,you will shit your pants ,ok sissy-boy,my wife is waiting for me and im all pumped up now,see you fellows in the morning.

  7. 7

    Too bad re the skank of a wife !

  8. 8

    Vacation!? Already? didn't his wife just have a kid like 3 or so weeks ago?!?!

  9. 9

    Re: Be-Atch – ROFL please pick up a book and learn about male anatomy so you don't appear to be so dumb/ignorant. You are aware that the non erect male peen is only like 1.5-2 inches right? and the average of an erect peen is 5.5-6. Just throwing that out there..

  10. 10

    Hi is SUPER HOTT but he needs a tan

  11. 11

    Totally delicious.
    However … I'm a little bit concerned that his basket … it's kind of flat looking ?!? Not that that's a problem … small balls with big schlong, that's OK, small sausage with big balls, that's also OK, but … small balls with tiny dink, that's getting into Chaz Bono territory, and although I'm all for artistic license with one's genitals and how they use them, I just don't like these mis-matched surprises. But that's just me I guess, tee hee.

  12. 12

    Manly, yes.

  13. 13

    OK, I can understand it if was COLD, and he had spent, like, a few hours in the unheated pool, that would explain the shrinkage and concave appearance in his crotch area.
    But, if it was, indeed, chilly when this snap was taken, his nipples would be ERECT, but they're NOT !?!
    A-Tisket, A-Tasket, WTF's in his Basket !?!

  14. SeeMe says – reply to this


    Ewwww…file this under "If you're easily offended" ugly man.

  15. 15

    his nibbles look like they're melting…

  16. 16

    At first glance, I honestly thought it was Madonna.

  17. 17

    Re: ShoeWhore – Why are you so concerned with a guys package you will never lay eyes on? More so one you will ever have the opportunity to sleep with?

  18. 18

    He's rockin' a pretty UNeven tan.

  19. 19

    amazing body!

  20. 20

    Smokin' HOT!!! (I got hard.)

  21. 21

    he's hot.
    needs a tan for sure.
    hopefully he's wearing a jock under those shorts to keep it all together…that would be hot. if he isn't wearing anything under there…he must have recently replaced is pen*s (that he had in that porno vid) with a vag*na.
    i hope he still has a pene. :)

  22. 22

    DAY-UM!!!! He can wrap those thighs around me in the McSauna…

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  25. 25

    omg soooo hoootttttttttt

  26. 26

    Yum~o !!!

  27. 27

    What you wrote, Perez, gave me the creeps. *shivers*

  28. 28

    i want his bathing suit!!!

  29. 29

    He looks gay in those shorts.

  30. 30

    LOL!!! Why is he wearing short shorts?

    Okay! blacklily.of.the.valley - - - - You made me laugh out loud. His nipples do look like they are melting. TOO DAMN FUNNY!!

  31. 31

    His upper arms have weird ripples, he has funny looking quads, and needs to tan. All in all, he still reminds me of that cow on the Elmer's Glue bottle.

  32. 32

    OMG HE IS SO SEXY!…I think they hit it on the nail with the McSteamy part

  33. 33

    I would totally do him and his wife at the same time! Yum

  34. 34

    Nice body, but when the pockets stick out like that on shorts/pants, they're too tight.

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  36. 36

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT> Thank you for posting that. Yum

  37. kugar says – reply to this


    Dude YOU want to see him bust out of his shorts and not 'We' because keep it in perspective dude YOU are the gay one…not that theirs anything wrong with it.

  38. 38

    How can a man so thin not find shorts in his size? Daisy Dukes on a dude…eh.

  39. 39

    If you guys have seen his video, you know he's at least medium sized. Hey I wouldn't say no. LOVE HIM.

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  41. 41

    i want that

  42. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I have to wonder what straight men “` really think “` when Perez draws heart on their “` packages? just sayin!

  43. 43

    OMG - how did I ever survive a day without Perez's entertainment!?!?!?!? ROFL

  44. 44

    OMG! ROTFLMAO! I love you, Perez! Love a man into gratuitous photos of hot men! Keep on keepin' on! :)

  45. 45

    looks pretty gay to me..

  46. 46


  47. 47

    Those are the most ridiculous shorts EVER. He looks like a fool.

  48. 48

    Very very STYLISH.

  49. 49

    Thank god he toned up and doesn't look like he did in that horrific video with the two crack hos! He looked like a pathetic Pillsbury Doughboy, with a nice cock though, and it was NOT a pretty sight overall.

  50. 50

    Gross, frozen white sausage body

  51. 51

    not really feelin the pink nipples.

  52. 52

    Ew… What a queer.

  53. 53


  54. 54

    Pig Face, your infantile obsession with celebrity peen is really pathetic.

  55. 55

    wow hes hot

  56. 56

    …OMG…Americans are so ignorant…get the F out of the country…no one wears baggy shorts except you…he is in Italy…"when in Rome…." and he is WHITE some people do not tan…tanning is really a sign of the working class…and CANCER…also his facial hair is on the ginger side…I doubt he does anything but burn….take it from a blue eyed blond…..and his last name is Dane…probably Danish….

  57. 57

    Re: Tube Steak – I'm also offended by all the people saying he needs a tan. I'm sorry, but not everyone needs a tan to be attractive. I find pale men just as attractive.