Introducing…The Dick Slang

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

There's a new dance move in town: the dick slang!

Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) as these gentlemen sway their peens to-and-fro for the sake of dance.

WOW!

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    Posted: May 11, 2010 at 1:05 am / Email this  »

    213 comments to “Introducing…The Dick Slang”

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    1. 1

      ewww mannnn



    2. 2

      YUM!

    3. Stepy says – reply to this


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      um can I get the name and number of dude in the grey pants?

      ;)



    4. 4

      he he :) silly boys, but i didnt mind watchin them slang their thang thangs. hmmm.



    5. 5

      another useful contribution to our culture by african americans.



    6. 6

      That's what you can do if you've got a cock.



    7. 7

      nice to see a white guy representin'



    8. 8

      whateva!!!!!!



    9. 9

      love it



    10. 10

      HAHAHAHA!! They're probably related to these guys: youtube(.)com/watch?v=VHdvruqZwz4



    11. 11

      I agree with Stepy! For some reason I like this dance!



    12. 12

      what the hellllll is that. that is not a dance. that is a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.



    13. 13

      ……….!?!?!?!?!?!?!



    14. 14

      nothing gayer than swinging your dick around in sweatpants and shorts in a room full of guys huh? Perez must LOVE this. Did you check out the junk on the one in the lower left. Dayum homie?!

      And this is why negros are failing miserably in american society….



    15. 15

      FIVE dudes in one room…no women…..swinging their dicks around…..GAY GAY GAY. LOL!!! How yall doing (Wendy Williams voice)



    16. 16

      That guy in the white shirt has a serious case of "Elephantitis!"



    17. 17

      =]]]

    18. JCPR says – reply to this


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      i've masturbated to this video like 5 times already! YUM!



    19. 19

      They give Douchebag definition.



    20. 20

      ….Lol ew…. that's awkward and gross. What were they thinking?!



    21. 21

      Ew, that's gross. I hope that this doesn't become popular.



    22. 22

      wow, and isn't that so lovely to watch? This is what happens when so-called "G's" get too much weed and too much time on their hands. Watch out girls, this could be YOUR man making a stupid video.



    23. 23

      omfg.. dude in the gray shorts.. your dick is really..uh.. slangin' omfg haha



    24. 24

      OMG! I couldn't stop laughing. This is not only retarded but super gay (no offense to you Mario). Ummmm…super ghetto.

    25. bkkay says – reply to this


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      Oh for sure! I wish my Vag could do that! Hah! That looks so painfull!



    26. 26

      what manwhores.



    27. 27

      Lmao



    28. 28

      Drugs are bad….mmkay?



    29. 29

      What a bunch of fucking morons.



    30. 30

      Fat Pig…you would love this….you wish you were there and they would pull there cocks out so you could milk them all….you fat cum guzzler…..eat cum bitch!



    31. 31

      Aaaaand we're one step closer to "Idiocracy."



    32. 32

      this is gay and lame

    33. hehee says – reply to this


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      WOW, MR. GREY PANTS IS PACKING :)



    34. 34

      I hope they don't think women are attracted to that.. it's hysterical

    35. StayC says – reply to this


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      white boys: do not try this at home, you just can't hang - pun most definitely intended!!!

      …but seriously, this is kind of homo erotic



    36. 36

      Re: SirTommyChadwick – o gosh i knew it would be a jackass making racial comments about this video



    37. 37

      Wow @the guy in gray. Dayum. Aight.

      I ain't mad at him.

    38. ei says – reply to this


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      what a bunch of assholes



    39. 39

      old news



    40. 40

      Re: love2hateperezite – And this is why you fail miserably at rating the content instead of the race of those making it

    41. HOBAG says – reply to this


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      OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS. OLD NEWS.

      STOP STEALING STUFF FROM BOSSIP ASSHOLE. CHRISETTE MICHELLE AND NOW THIS. YOU ARE LAME AND SEXIST.



    42. 42

      Re: SirTommyChadwick – Yet you fail to notice there is a white guy in the video???



    43. 43

      Disgusting



    44. 44

      All that made me think of was Juno when the track guys are running and they zoom onto their junk

    45. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      I've never liked a softeeeeeeeeeee““ just sayin!!



    46. 46

      The guy in the GRAY Yummy… Luv it You deserve the best sucking ever…



    47. 47

      .

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      Hot!! But…does that come in white??

      .

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      .



    48. 48

      Re: TanishaEvonne
      He's white? I thought he was just a light skinded black guy. These guys are all fools regardless of their ethnicity.



    49. 49

      Re: TanishaEvonne – I don't think he's white. Just a very light-skinned black boy. His facial features are very ethnic.



    50. 50

      That. Is. Soooo. Gay.

    51. DavHa says – reply to this


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      Hahaha you have to be well hung or semi hard on to do that though…



    52. 52

      Are these guys on the down-low?



    53. 53

      They look like they are belly dancing….. KIND OF



    54. 54

      Um, wow…



    55. 55

      GAY GAY…AND ANDY YOUR VERY STEREOTYPICAL AND RACIST…WHO CARES IF THEY ARENT WHITE.



    56. 56

      Wow…suppose we won't being seeing these people in the $100,000 or more tax bracket anytime soon haha. Bunch of jackasses.



    57. 57

      Ok the only reason i like this is because i love big dicks.
      But as a dance, i find it RETARDED.



    58. 58

      lol WOW



    59. 59

      ……wow indeed…seriously WTF?!!? DAMN!

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! omg…..im slightly turned on loll



    60. 60

      Maybe they should drag Miquel Brown out of retirement



    61. 61

      Re: Stepy – lol im with you on that one…can you say rewind then pause lol

    62. KBGD says – reply to this


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      packin'



    63. 63

      lol thats ATL for you….and i like it ;)



    64. 64

      Why am i white :(

      my dick dont slang like that :( fml



    65. 65

      Possibly one of the most disturbing things I've seen…today!



    66. 66

      thats entertaining…lol…they shouldn't shout "dick slang" the action speaks for the name of the dance and verbalizing it isn't neccessary. I could see this dance going over great at house parties.
      BTW…women do stuff all the time together involving boobs and nudity and the doesn't make them lesbians, these guys know that obviously non of them like dick so it doesn't matter if they're in the room together…I applaud straight men who are comfortable with their sexuality and obviously these men are proud of their gifts, as they should be…I'd love to have a big ole donkey dick and if I did I'd be doing this dance in a pair of basketball shorts with no undergarments everywhere



    67. 67

      Well that is the most rediculous thing i've ever seen. I'm embarassed for them.



    68. 68

      jesus christ



    69. 69

      Re: Tnorris

      Correction…make that $30,000.



    70. 70

      lol my brother used to dance like that when he was younger….10yrs later he came out the closet…….hmmmmmmmmm



    71. 71

      Re: this.is.me xx – hahahaha, it is!



    72. 72

      Man, I'm kinda grossed out. I hope this doesn't become popular.



    73. 73

      how does that not hurt?



    74. 74

      hahah omg hott!



    75. 75

      Trashy blacks flashing gang signs. That alone shows how incredibly STUPID they are! Little boys jiggling their little dicks. Hilarious! Just the the kind of stupidity that Shitney Spears or Lindsey Milkaholic would find entertaining.



    76. 76

      as a dyke, i find this repulsive.



    77. 77

      this is so gay… lol.. and to think how touchy all these hood-bro's are about gay stuff.. but how is this not gay? lol idiots..
      and looks disgusting too btw, if someone came up dancing to me like that in a club,'i'd press charges.. lmao



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    79. 79

      i wonder how many of these moron will end up in jail



    80. 80

      this is embarrassing to watch



    81. 81

      That was the most retarded fucking thing ever.



    82. 82

      No joke. I SERIOUSLY thought the dude in the red hat was Chris Brown. Like …WTF!?



    83. 83

      Re: PixieCullen – "hood bros" …..what makes you think they're from the hood???? only people from the hood would jokingly dance like that????

      And to the others… just because they are dancing like that means they are gonna be locked up soon…what the hell..yall telling me that when yall go out to the club or etc…yall dance conservatively??? think about that…pfft "jail time" my ass. Ya'll should get locked up for taking it sooo serious and not laughing it off like they are….

    84. Emesa says – reply to this


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      Who says our generation naver achieved anything?



    85. 85

      looks good!
      would be lookin' better, if they were naked!
      :-)



    86. 86

      Jeez whats that all about, i don't desire to see the dick slang thankyou, whatever next.

    87. Emesa says – reply to this


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      Wow theres a lot of racism in these comments. They are just boys being silly. I think its funny. Women are always dancing suggestively in music videos and clubs. Why is this any more scandalous?



    88. 88

      That's just gross. I am a straight chick, but I have never enjoyed seeing men flapping their shit in the wind, you know? Gag.



    89. 89

      Yeah and the "white guy"…he's just a light skinned brother.

    90. Bogas says – reply to this


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      It's all fun & games until someone gets a boner!

    91. Bogas says – reply to this


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    92. Bogas says – reply to this


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      Re: Hate Low Class People – y'd u chande the octo mom pic icon? still funny though!



    93. 93

      Re: NMW628 – Agreed!!



    94. 94

      I threw up a little in my mouth…

      but it was cos I got gagged. :)
      bwahha



    95. 95

      This isn't even attractive.



    96. 96

      LMAO… that was gross.. haha.. funny but gross :)



    97. 97

      Re: whutwhut – LOL!! i know i was starin at him too!! lol



    98. 98

      Re: Emesa – agreed!!!



    99. 99

      LOL, looks like an x-rated variation of the chicken dance.



    100. 100

      Re: StayC

      are you kidding me us white boys can hang, we just prefer not to get retarded like that!

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