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It's just what every nerd has been dreaming of!

Vivid Entertainment has announced a division of their company that will specialize in making XXX films based on classic superheroes.

Under of the direction of Axel Braun, the company already has loads of concepts they are ready to start working on and a list of superheroes to make porn-tastic! Steven Hirsch, the Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid, explained:

"The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world's most popular comic heroes. Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on 'Batman XXX: A Porn Parody', an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it."

We can see it: a guy who likes to hammer, a half-nekkid lady with a lasso, a guy who can ejaculate from his wrist! Makes sense to us!

We bet the SFX in these flick is going to be superb!

Hey perves: are there any superheroes you want to see in your next porno?

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31 comments to “Are U Ready For Some Superhero Porn?”



  1. 1

    Who watches Story based Porn…com on guys…just fuck



  2. 2

    SUCK YEAH!



  3. 3

    Yesssssssssss!!! Finally!!



  4. 4

    I wanna see Cyclops, Wolverine, Gambit, and Colossus in a fourway!



  5. 5

    superman?!?…but mallrats brought up a valid point…..

    T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

    Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

    T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

    Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

    T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

    Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.



  6. 6

    What utter garbage! Are they seriously considering this SHIT! The idea is totally disgusting. Let the superheroes continue to do what they do best; Protect and fight evil forces.



  7. 7

    AWSOME!! HOPE THEY CAST FAYE VALENTINE, OR NIKKI RHODES AS KIRSTEN DUNST!!



  8. 8

    i wanna see something with wolverine! and maybe even cyclops. some iron man too. oh and spider man. maaaaybe some weird shit too, not like this isnt weird enought but maybe nightcrawler. AHAH. i'm serious. ;) i like the idea someone already posted about the four wayy with cyclops, wolverine, gambit and colossus. way to go on that one.



  9. 9

    Wow what's next



  10. 10

    DC and Marvel are very quick to sue. If they exit that parody grey area it could get interesting.



  11. 11

    He-Man is a glaringly obvious example



  12. 12

    Are U Ready For Some Superhero Porn? Ah, no.



  13. 13

    Re: peachesTaylor – BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…
    omfg that would be epic



  14. 14

    Geezus…is nothing sacred?? Thats just what the world needs, pornographic super heroes. I cant believe that Marvel and DC would even allow that. And if they havent allowed it, they better prepare to get sued for using those characters.



  15. 15

    Sounds like standard academic fare in Bill Jacobs's classes at Breck.



  16. 16

    Well we ALL KNOW your gonna wanna gaggin gaga!!!!!



  17. 17

    the sex scenes in the movies are getting more and more explicit, celebs are showing more and more skin…everything seams to be revolving around sex these days. where is the mystery, the sensuality, the hint of sexuality that leaves you wonder?
    Girls with "nice features" and very little talent are considered actress just because they take their clothes off for the camera and mutter a few words with a blank expression on their faces.
    And now this…. it makes me want to crawl under a rock and watch classic movies until I forget about the whole thing.

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    18

    Well, Tony Stark and Pepper Potts of course! And Batman and Robin! And Kick-ass and Red Mist! I'd totally watch them… ;)



  19. 19

    Humm, Really not new idea from Vivid as Amber Lynn was already sucking Batman & Robin in the 80`s ;) Do U want the link Hun ?



  20. 20

    Comixnetwork had done this for years asshole



  21. 21

    Re: Secret Message – Who are U calling asshole ?



  22. 22

    Superhero porn has been around for awhile….there's a site called www.thesuperbuds.com that has been around for 3 years promoting superhero adventures in a gay way!



  23. 23

    Re: superbuds – Nive way 4 free promotion on so popular blog Hun !! :) ))



  24. 24

    Re: superbuds – Nice way 4 free promotion on a so popular board Hun ! :) ))



  25. 25

    How about Harley Quinn and Joker?



  26. 26

    Re: mrspup – Do You know Poison Ivy has been created on the Bettie Page model base ? So …? What about Harvey Quinn ?? :) )



  27. 27

    LOL! actually i wouldn't mind seeing something like that as long as the dialogue isn't totally laughable…oh who am i kidding, i just wanna see hot people in spandex get it on LOL!

    hmm, i'm wanna see Wolverine, Batman, and Green Lantern (as long as GL looks like Ryan Reynolds)



  28. 28

    Re: meowcat7 – wait, But I thought Wonder women was a normal person? isn't she just an amazon?
    And who said his sperm is like a shot gun or w/e?? Pro-wresters don't have 'stronger' sperm then 15 year olds..They could totally have a kid. He'd just have to be born a little early, plus theres no sun to make the kid ubeer strong.



  29. 29

    Re: Gambitgirl – U can watch it now U know ? Just google " Xhamsters " and search " batman" .(.or any superhero name ) …Porntubes are an incredible way to get expensive banner places ;) xoxo



  30. 30

    Hey Perez,

    Do some of your investigative work on this Axel Braun clown. He's a real piece of work.



  31. 31

    Axel Braun is really young in the porn business but was introducing as a " major " working for Playboy & Hustler productions …like MANY of porn producers an opportunist ….Whachhhh :( (((