KStew Pregnant???? Are They Freaking Serious?!

In the most ridiculous story ever courtesy of OK Magazine, Kristen Stewart is sperminated.
LOLz.
Apparently when R-Patz and Kristen went on Oprah, the talk show queen started asking about whether their relationship was real. And Rob answered, “Kristen’s pregnant.”
WTF?!
If he actually did say that, he was joking - but we highly doubt!
Sorry, Twihards! No Bella and Edward baby for now.
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LOL Perez this is going to make your site crash!!!
thats not true, i was obvs a joke, there just friends like they always say! x
So, you didn't even bother reading the eonline article, Perez? It clearly states that they agreed to be "lighthearted" about the relationship rumors during the taping with Rob joking Kristen was pregnant & Kristen joking that Rob's having the baby. Way to go OK for taking such an irrelevant quote and trying to twist into some huge "bombshell" coverstory.
That is such a crock of shit it's crazy..I read those magazines to laugh because that's all you can do.
Oh Mario….instead of R-Patz shoving his dick in your ass, it made it's way to KStew's vagina. You poor thing.
aw god!! i love rag magazines!! they really take that right of free expression to the extreme!!
That magazine is so stupid. Obv, Rob was kidding.
maybe he was talking about how in Breaking Dawn her character Bella is pregnant and some stupid low man on the totem pole heard and it and called the tabloids.
Cool! Cuz, you know, when she is due to deliver, they will broadcast it live on 'Oprah', as she excitedly shouts out comments like a sportscaster at The Kentucky Derby, "….and in homage to their beeeeyouuuteeeefull romance in the 'Twilight' Saga by Stephanie Meyer, ROBERT IS CHEWING THE BABY OUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!! CLUTCH MY PEARLS!! I THINK I'M GOING TO COME, JUST FROM THE SMELL ALONE!!", then Oprah eats the placenta, and passes out in a swoon, as though kissed by the ice-cold-yet-perfectly-perfect-undead lips of Edward. Sigh!
He really did say that, but he was obviously kidding. On the show Oprah asekd the question everyone asks- what's going on with you two? And Rob replied back with, Kristen's pregnant. and Kristen said "if I'm pregnant, he's carrying it" or something of that nature. If anyone's a fan of Rob or Kristen, they understand the humor and that Rob is always joking around and being sarcastic like that. For anyone to actually take him seriously about that….. is just hilarious.
that rag/mag always prints total garbage
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And NO, Kstew is not prego, sick rumours!
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oh god it's only a matter of time before she does get pregnant and all the twihard fans are going to get their panties in a bunch and then out will pop an emo krisward child. Ah I hate Kristen stewarts acting
no one ever gets his jokes…even if he laughs afterwards people still take it seriously.
HA!
Yeah.
NO!
1. just NO
2. just OBVIOUSLY NO
3. Why the fuck would Rob just decided to tell this women he JUST MEET that his girlfriend who he won't even admit is his girlfriend is pregant with his child?
4. Damn, we ALL KNOW Oprah is 1 hell of a decent person even if he HAD decided to tell her, she wouldn't go around blabing!
Taylor Lautner got sperminated.
Don't you think that if they were really dating that we would know for sure considering how much the paparazzi are up their butts?
These magazines are so stupid.
GOOD COVER STORY, I'M SURE THEY WILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!! KSTEW CAN'T SUE FOR FALSENESS SEEING HOW PTAZ DID SAY THOSE WORDS…JOKING OR NOT!!
I'd laugh my ass off if this was true.The tweens would lose their shit haha
Re: anttnoni – LOL… Too funny, better than any of Mario's comments…
…OMG….rip it out and flush it ASAP…drown it…stab its eyes out…harvest the stem cells….
I love Kristen and I'm in love with Robert, so I therefore hope that they're together. Although, i highly doubt Kristens Preggers hahaha! She's too sincere and innocent for this, she's clearly enjoying her life and job at the moment as she's got so much work on etc, i really don't think she's really planning on having a family right now! .. also. shout out to Robert!.. HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW!
whoever takes this seriously is retarded
Well he obviously was referring to Breaking Dawn where, the character of Bella, played by KStew is very much pregnant…….why is no one else seeing that?
LOL if i was famous i would be telling all sorts of lies like that just to f**k with the gossip mags.
Re: anttnoni – LOL!!! Keep that shit coming! =)
OH MY GOD!!! THIS MAGAZINE IS SOOO STUPID!!!!
people should sue OK for all the lies they tell in every edition!!! is so ridiculos!!
was at the taping. oprah asked. rob answered that kristen was pregnant. and then kristen answered back that rob was carrying their child. oprah moved on from there. no pregnancy. funny.
Time to crank up the fake romance for the sad little people with no lives to eat this fake shit up. Man Pattinson is even laughing at the stupid fans. I wonder what would have happen without the phony hype. Oprah even toss in her hat to collect these foolish people money.
Actually, rob did say that, but they were obviously joking. They laughed about it.
Day late and a dollar short…AGAIN. The bit is that Oprah asks if they are dating, and Kristen says" we are having a baby" and Rob says" and im carrying it, or something to that effect. they made a deal that she could ask about the relationship, and they would deflect with a funny. this is old ass news.
Fake dating for sure.
haha actually he DID say it but just as a joke. kstew responded by saying that rob was the one carrying the baby.lol
it would be so hilarious if kristen stewart was actually pregnant. lol!
I'm hoping she's actually pregnant, just because it will piss off the Twilight fangirls and Perez.
lmfao
they obviously didnt care to use the whole story. Oprah asked them, robert said that kristen was pregnant and then kristen said that rob is giving birth to the baby
this is all kinds of crazy….he looks overly excited
Call it early Eclipse promotion.
Previously on Desperate Housewives…………
duh breaking dawn advertising hello…..
i was there. it was a joke, they were just avoiding the question. they also go on to say oprah is prego with robs baby. sorry to spoil it.
oh god these people are natorious for putting a giant quote at the front and then the article is something else completely.
Besides it's obviously a joke, Rob has that british humour. XD
Re: anttnoni – hahaha:)
THIS IS FUNNY!!!
vampire baybeh
He most have meant that Bella is going to be pregnant in the last movie. Of he didn't it most have been a joke, they are nothing more than friends, 80% sure of that.
Thanks Perezzie for reminding me to tune into O today.
Rob and Kristen are dating, but they don't admit it so they deflect with jokes. This was a joke.
see this is why theyll never admit to dating because itl make stuff like this piece of shit 1000000X worse.God perez why even comment about this.idiot
Oh and EVERYONE knows it was a joke
I was at the ATL airport today, and when I saw this (although I have never read or seen a Twilight franchise, potter fan holla) … I was shocked. I was like they aren't even married yet … lol … but glad to know it's a joke lol but it made front cover so yea…
IF you watched the interview…he said it ON oprah, as a joke! Then Kristen continued it with saying he was actually gonna have the baby cause she wouldnt. Well done OK Magazine gawll
HAHA!! By far the best cover OK mag has had in a long time. If they wanted to make it sell well, that lie is gonna do it for them.