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Russell Brand Had A Sex Team Choosing His Conquests!

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Yikes!

Former sex addict Russell Brand revealed that he had a team especially devoted to finding sexual partners!

He explains:

"When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward - 'I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak."

Russell, who is now engaged to Katy Perry, seems to have changed his ways, now saying:

"I've reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer. When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile. The majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men.

"There aren't hot blondes ripping off their clothes and saying, 'I'm gorgeous, and I just can't get enough!' It's just sleazy men pleasuring themselves in dark corners. Let's not shy away from it: they're paedophiles and perverts. I'm sorry if I burst your bubble and took some of the magic out of it."

We hope he really has changed for good — and for Katy's sake!

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48 comments to “Russell Brand Had A Sex Team Choosing His Conquests!”



  1. 1

    He is still a loser!! So nasty



  2. 2

    God this guy can really talk some shit



  3. 3

    I think he's hot



  4. 4

    Leopards don't change their spots people..oh and Katy

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    5

    See girls? How's THAT for romance. At least he's out the other side, hopefully.



  6. 6

    I WOULDN`T FUCK HIS NASTY ASS FOR ALL THE HERMES BAGS ON RODEO DRIVE…



  7. 7

    i really dont want to imagine him and katy perry having sex…hmm….nah! he probably gets most of her makeup smeared all over him im sure

  8. Emesa says – reply to this


    8

    I really hope he means what he said. I hated him before he said this, and I thought Katy was an idiot for trying to turn a ho into a husband, but now I wish them luck. I hope it works.



  9. 9

    what a wanker!



  10. 10

    has he lost a lot of weight?



  11. 11

    does that make katy perry a cum dumpster slut?



  12. 12

    Re: Norman Bates – agreed!!!



  13. 13

    Yeah, a changed man until he gets bored. If Sandra, Reese, etcs were cheated on what makes him any different? Oh and BTW, EWWWWWW!!!!



  14. 14

    so is this douche bag trying to say that he was a pedophile and a pervert?



  15. 15

    I hate Katy Perry, but honestly, I'd feel bad if he cheated on her. I'm almost expecting that he will too. :\ Sad.



  16. 16

    Katy must have real low self esteem to date someone like him. I doubt I could see this marriage ever lasting 20 -30 years. Good luck with that loser Katy!



  17. 17

    Ugh, he makes me sick with his tight ass pants.



  18. 18

    yea we will see…



  19. 19

    Imagine the STDs he probably has going on!

    Also, an addict is never a "former" addict, an addict is always in "recovery"…you are never cured of an addiction, you can only ever learn to live with it and try to overcome the urge to relapse.



  20. 20

    What is Katy doing with this middle aged freak?



  21. 21

    I can't decide if this guy is cute or repulsive…. I think the latter.



  22. 22

    I'm really hoping their relationship works out, because Katy's a sweetheart and it would be a shame if he f*cked her over, but, honestly, I thought her and Travie were awesome together, and I still can't wrap my head around her and Russell…
    Whatever works, I suppose…



  23. 23

    Katy Pery is NOT as sweetheart, she's an ungrateful catty talentless UNORIGINAL dingbat but honestly, Russell Brand? He's the next Hugh Grant and will get caught fucking a Divine Brown much sooner than he or she thinks. Mainly because, while Katy Payola can give him an in with a younger crowd in the states and internationally before she's over (which is soon) , she has ZERO intellect and pop culture knowledge and he's a pseudo intellectual snob who prides himself on being intelligent or at least acting like he is. Katy Perry is not intelligent and not going to be able to compete with the university educated tang that will come his way in the film world and I can guarantee all this sanctimonious bollocks of "….I'm a changed man." and " katy is the one" is an excuse because the relationship is already on the rocks and now they can't back out. It's going to implode BIG TIME watch. As much as I hate them both they should still save themselves from misery.



  24. 24

    Oh and he is a vile looking creature!!!!!!



  25. 25

    He is SOOOOO UNAPPEALING!
    She (KP) needs to RUN in the opposite direction!



  26. 26

    dude looks like such a fucking loser



  27. 27

    russel brand is not with Katy Perry it's all publicity. He's with another women named Nicki … =) and i know my sources



  28. 28

    She's such a moron for thinking he has changed. Or they're together all for publicity. I'd say a nice mixture of both.



  29. 29

    Oh dear… poor Katy. What's up with her anyway?… Her previous b/f was f-ing ulgy and a druggie, and this one is f-ing ugly too and looks nasty, and probably has herpes.



  30. 30

    what a douche.

  31. bob_a says – reply to this


    31

    Oh yeah, this marriage is gonna last. What the FUCK is this girl thinking? Does she think she's the Annette to this guy's Warren? Sadly, this is probably a big part of her attraction to him ("Hey look at me! I'm the girl who finally tamed Russell Brand!"). I love you Katy, but gimme a goddamn break! This guy was hard-wired from birth to be a "sex addict" (assuming there even is such a thing). He hasn't changed. He hasn't been "cured". You can't be cured of being a horny philanderer no more than you can cure a homosexual into being straight. Sure, he's smitten NOW, but when the honeymoon's over, he's going to stray, all you Rustyrocket stans can bet the farm on it. Divorce lawyers are already lining up for this one. I for one hope she gets herself an ironclad prenup, but something tells me she won't because she's too much in love.



  32. 32

    Run, Katy, it's not too late to back out of the marriage, you'll only be saving yourself a divorce later on. This guy is a disgusting peeg. A connoisseur of women….objectifying them that way….. I hope Katy isn't proud of herself for being the one to bag him. A prize he is, for sure. A blue ribbon sexist ass.

  33. Kate! says – reply to this


    33

    Re: Ctorres115 – "russel brand is not with Katy Perry it's all publicity. He's with another women named Nicki … =) and i know my sources"
    Reply:What bullshit are u saying?You are a big fat liar!

  34. Kate! says – reply to this


    34

    I know that Russell is a changed man!He has done many things that prove his true love to Katy and his will to change!For example, he moved to LA, they bought a house together, he proposed…and many other things!



  35. 35

    his stand up his hilarious.. love him. not the best picture.
    though i think he will cheat, more than once. he's not the marrying type. a sex addict is a sex addict. i think Katy Perry has daddy issues if she wants to marry Russell Brand…imo….

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


    36

    Re: DoubleECupMagus – Wow. You win the pessimism award of the day. Now I think you're right, you're THAT good.



  37. 37

    People change!Believe it!Don't be so pessimistic!!
    Russell has changed for good!The fact that he admits so many things about his past, shows that he regrets and is ready to move on!
    And in this pic he is sooo HOT!I want to go there and kiss him!



  38. 38

    People can change!Believe it!Don't be so pessimist!The fact that Russell admits all those things about his past show that he has changedfor good and is ready to move on!
    Ohh and in this pic he is so HOT!I just want to go there and kiss him!



  39. 39

    Re: candycaynegirl – He cheated before because he didn't love the girls that he was with…But now he truly loves Katy!I'm optimistic that he won't cheat again!



  40. 40

    Russell and Katy are almost a year together and he hasn't cheated!That's Russell's longest relationship with no on and offs (he was with Laura Gallacher for years, but on-off)!Isn't that a proof that he has changed?
    Katy is not stupid…If she didn't feel secure and that Russell really loves her, she wouldn't have accepted his marriage proposal!



  41. 41

    HE IS A FUCKING PIG AND HE CAN'T HAVE HIS NO-TALENT WHORE. MY THE FADE INTO OBSCURITY FOREVER MORE…..



  42. 42

    hahaa gross…



  43. 43

    Lmao. Katy Perry makes him the happiest he's ever been, so I doubt he'lll cheat… he knows what's good for him, if he can kick heroin and alchohol, he can rid himself of his last addiction… particularly when it was getting so tiresome for him…

  44. @v@ says – reply to this


    44

    Re: xxminishaxx – Yes, he can, he's a funny man, and she's a doll, and a fine vocalist.

  45. bob_a says – reply to this


    45

    For fuck's sake, what ignorance! For those of you inclined to believe anything that fucking idiot Dr. Drew says, "sex addiction" is a fallacy, a totally made-up "disease". You'll notice it's a term mostly used in the United States. You say "sex addict", the rest of the world says a normal man with an above average sex drive. THIS IS NOT A DISEASE! Accept it, some men (and women!) are just born hornier than average. YOU CAN'T CURE THAT!!! No more than you can cure homosexuality. And btw, you can't cure yourself from substance addiction either. I refuse to believe that everyone in Katy's family (especially her parents!!) and friends circle is 100% okay with her marrying a so-called sex addict and a recovering substance abuser. I don't care what any of them may have told the media or "sources".



  46. 46

    Re: Kate! – im sorry to tell you that Russell Brand IS with the BEAUTIFUL Katy Perry, no Katy Perry is NOT a slut. she is my idol…love to Katy & Russell all the best for the future



  47. 47

    Russel Brand is a comedy genius. A very rare bird in a world where almost all inspiration is borrowed and unoriginal. I honestly can't wait to seem him in this film. The Apatow x Brand formula works.



  48. 48

    Re: JRogue – his face is fukcd up