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Dear Pope Benedict XVI, THIS Sucks!!

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We're not trying to offend anyone, but….

Wow! He really is a horrible monster, isn't he??

Pope Benedict XVI was in Fatima, Portugal today, and despite the disgusting amount of child abuse he let slide in the name of Jesus, he maintained his lovely stance to 400,000 thousand people that abortion and same-sex marriage are the most "insidious and dangerous" threats facing the world today!

According to the pope, all true Catholics must promote the "indissoluble marriage between a man and woman" because they "help respond to some of the most insidious and dangerous threats to the common good today, alongside numerous other forms of commitment, such initiatives represent essential elements in the building of the civilization of love."

Look around, douchebag, because there are far more serious threats in the world - or you know, in your own church! But we all know how much you love to avoid THAT subject!

So, in conclusion, Benedict, you can suck it!

Or would you like that too much?

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804 comments to “Dear Pope Benedict XVI, THIS Sucks!!”

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  1. 1

    I'm not Catholic but the Pope is 100% right. Sucks to be you Mario

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  3. 3

    Perez do you even bother to check your site anymore? I thought you were Catholic..

  4. 4

    Too far, Mario. And that's NOT supposed to offend anyone…?
    This isn't celebrity gossip. He isn't a celebrity, he's a priest. The Pope, to be exact. It's pretty disgraceful for you to use profanity against him.

  5. 5

    you ARE trying to offend people, don't lie, pig face. i'm all for gay rights, and against just about everything the pope is for, but have some tolerance. don't ask what you can't give in return.

  6. 6

    Another reason why the catholic church only supports a man and a woman getting married is so that there will be more children for the priests to molest. Gawd I'm glad I stopped going to church.

  7. 7

    hahaha. wow. i agree.

  8. 8

    Dear Perez.
    I love you. I read you everyday. But…this post..I dont like. Please stay away from commenting on the Pope or Church and such..
    We do not want angry Catholics commenting on your posts..

    I stilll love ya..

  9. 9

    he looks like he has molested a child or 2 in his day as well

  10. 10

    he looks like the fuckin anti-Christ

  11. 11

    "we're not trying to offend anyone." but we're calling the leader of the catholic church a monster. errr… ?

  12. 12

    Yes, let's keep putting those pedophile priests and nuns farther on down the totem pole of insidius and dangerous human beings. Hmm, would I rather two gay guys got married or have a priest molest one of my kids…….tough choice. No wonder the church is losing membership.

  13. 13

    I'm not Catholic and I don't agree with him, but still, it's the Pope. You should have more respect for him. How dare you? Does it make you feel good to threaten another religion? You're horrible.

    The world would be a much happier place if everyone just respected other peoples' beliefs. You're just bringing us down.

  14. 14

    Yeah, we gay people are corrupted? That's a crock of horse S%&T and they know it. At least we're not hurting innocent children! Thank goodness I'm Wiccan.

  15. 15

    its okay no one can take him seriously; hes an ex- hitler youth…. enough said…

  16. 16

    Some days you're a piece of shit.
    Today is that day.

  17. 17

    George Carlin said the only good thing to come out of religion is art. May I amend his comment…and comedy, too! I wonder if Joseph Alois Ratzinger goes to see his old Hitler youth chums at reunions. Very rare that God's emissary to Earth has both the words Rat and Zinger in their name.

  18. 18

    I don't really have anything against you, but you dissing our Pope like that? DUDE, there's a line. Whatever your religion might be, you need to start respecting people with authority. No matter what. When you put up this article, you just made millions of Catholics[including me] hate your guts. You should be imprisoned for defamation. EFF YOU.

  19. 19

    i know what im about to say might offend some people but this is what I as a catholic believe i get it that gays want the same rights as regular people and you got it you could live together and get certain rights from each other but now you want to get married and get the whole thing now thats pushing it in gods eyes it should be between a man and a woman people might think i hate gays and whatever but i dont i respect them for there courage on coming out to be who they really are but it doesnt mean that i believe on what they want also to be honest people made a huge deal when that pageant chick said marriage should be between a man and a woman i honestly thought that took a lot of guts and thought she did nothing wrong on what she said but since people didnt like what she said they made her into a gay hater which really was wrong as for abortions i think in some cases its right and some cases good so dont really know what to say thier

  20. 20

    Look, I agree that the child abuse is disgusting. It makes the church look hypocritical. Anyone who takes a vow of celibacy/becomes a monk should never ever do something like that. It is wrong.
    And I don't mind you being pro-choice, and pro-gay/lesbian marriage, that's totally fine. But I do think that when people/celebrities have differing opinions than you (be it pro-life or against gay marriage, etc.) that you should respect it. I'm not saying that you have to agree with it, but can be offending when you blatantly ridicule people who are just as passionate and firm about what they believe as you are. Again, I respect what you believe, even though i disagree with what you say. Maybe (and this is just a suggestion), you should be less harsh and ridiculing on people who don't agree with everything you do. I think it is fine to calmly debate popular issues/topics, in a mature manner. I love to hear people's beliefs and ideals that are different than my own. It just bugs me when people resort to name calling and ridicule when they cannot think of a better argument against someone they disagree with.
    just a thought….

  21. 21

    he's quite scary up close.

  22. 22

    He should be dropping dead pretty soon anyway, so why worry about spilt milk in the confession box, Geez !!

  23. Laury says – reply to this


    I actually agree with you this time Perez. The Catholic Church and it's hypocrite leader need to go away already.

  24. 24

    I totally agree.

  25. 25

    Hes not even human hes a reptilian

  26. 26

    typical. old asshole with old world thinking. times are changing numbnuts. get with it. im not gay but i support same sex marriages and im disgusted by the way he has skirted the whole child molestation issue. what an idiot.

  27. 27

    really, no one in the US cares about this ass hat anymore. the catholic church has to recruit priests from the 3rd world and bring them here b/c the catholic church has been in a free fall here since the 50's. down with the church/papacy! he lives in freaking PALACE for fuck's sake. DID JESUS LIVE IN A PALACE??? the vatican is laughable bullshit!

  28. 28

    You can't expect much from this Pope…being that he once worked for Hitler - I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him!!!

  29. 29

    Perez, I can't understand you :D . But you should not diss the pope. He's too holy to be stained with something hehe :D

  30. 30

    i dont necessarily agree with what the pope is saying.. i respect the gay community and have absolutely nothing against it and i am catholic. but to call him a bastard? horrible monster? theres no need for that.

  31. 31

    stick to celebrity gossip. this is none of your business

  32. 32

    the catholic church is evil evil evil! i bet the pope molested kids too. thats why they wear dress' its for easy access.

  33. 33

    i dont agree. your not a serious journalist obviously by calling the leader of the biggest religious institution in the world. if you want to make a valid argument than stay away from profanity and bashing. that just fuels the flames of hate from the other side. take the high road… think MLK not Malcolm X

  34. 34

    I'm a big fan Perez, but I am Catholic and I understand what you're trying to say but you went too far. That is the Pope, not some random celebrity. You should show some respect.

  35. 35

    I'm a Catholic and even though I don't agree with the church and the Pope 100% all the time (including this one) I think you need to respect this man. I love your posts but seriously, show some class.

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  37. 37

    You know its funny that people forget that sometimes all you can do is deal with whats going on and move one. Kinda like avoiding being sent to a concentration camp by joining hitlers youth, it was that or be deported. Perez the pope deserves way more respect than any celebrity regardless of your differences. Try and find some class and respect, because part of being an American is respecting every religion, and in case you didn't know the Pope is a pretty big part of religion.

  38. 38

    oh get real . This pope is one evil fuck. Some people will follow ANYTHING, like stupid sheep. Like the corporate asshole he is, he is incapable of accepting responsibility for the evil he harbors and creates.

  39. 39

    Uhhh, I'm sorry but since when does marriage and abortion take precedent over PEDOPHILIA?! The first two are choices that adults make on their own but do those children CHOOSE to be molested? FUCK NO. How about healing your religion from the inside first, THEN worry about others. What a bunch of senseless fucks.

  40. 40

    I 100% agree with you. It is disgusting that he is getting away with that and yet he can teach that homosexuality is wrong? I think there are much bigger issues inside of his own church than homosexuality.

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  42. 42

    It's the Pope!! You're going to HELL! Enjoy!

  43. 43

    Re: WhatAWaster – yes i totally see it hes one of those david icke lizards !!!

  44. 44

    perez i usually hate everything that comes out of your mouth, but I think what you said was great (this time), and I'm glad you called him out.

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  47. 47

    This image speaks volumes.

  48. 48

    he looks like a holy man? he sports a jewish yamika and sits on a chair that has an upside down cross.

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  50. 50

    honestly, what a piece of shit this loser is. He uses harsher language to denounce love than he does the molestation epidemic sweeping his corrupt church. Worship god in your own home your own way, organized religion is nothing but a corrupt means of mob control. seriously people, read a little history on the catholic church, nicene council, etc….it was all a political power-grab, and it still is.

  51. 51

    That was the most offensive thing that i have ever read! sorry our roman catholic religion does not follow your messed up mind!! he speaks his beliefs and millions of people in the world agree with him.

  52. 52

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – funny as shit!!!

  53. 53

    Re: rldh88 – Holy shit. Learn how to write a comprehensive sentence, not an endless run on sentence. This is not to mention your pathetic spelling. Perhaps you should pray to your invisible friend in the sky for better grammar skills, you homophobe.

  54. nana2 says – reply to this


    Wow! Harsh..Like many have mentioned he isn't a celebrity. He is a religious leader. Keep your religious debates else where. This is VERY offensive to the catholic community. I don't come to your page to hear you disrespect my religion.

  55. 55

    Re: vncvrgrlRe: Eldridge Cleaver – That's pretty shitty to hold that against him seeing as he HAD to join at that age in that country and he still REFUSED to attend meetings. His family was basically agasint Nazism completely and his own cousin who had Down's syndrome was killed for being "inferior". To allude that he was a fervent and eager supporter is just COMPLETELY WRONG. Not all Germans were fascist pigs…though most were….but he probably wasn't. Though yeah, the child abuse stuff is BEYOND DISGUSTING. And as for gays getting married….does anyone really think some dude would marry Perez even if it were legal? LMAO!!

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  57. 57

    Guess what Perez, not everyone supports gay marriage so you just gotta deal and move on.

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  59. 59

    Smile now cry later pig face… Don't mess With GOD'S people. Pay backs Are HELL!!

  60. 60

    bleeech, he looks Emperor Palpatine, straight up.
    and lol@peoplesayingtorespectthepope; I won't respect people who don't deserve it, and he doesn't.

    but on a completely different note, everyone in Germany at that time was in the hitler youth, you didn't get to decide if you wanted to be in it, they were forced.

  61. 61

    Re: rldh88 – I don't know if you've heard of it, but there's this thing called punctuation. You might want to look into it because your post made no sense and made you look like a moron. Congrats.

  62. taday says – reply to this


    ugly people are ugly regardless or who/what they are… being pope is no exception and it sure isn't an excuse! it MAKES god look bad that HE'S the pope

  63. 63

    seriously you bunch of sheep,maybe you pope lovers like getting it up the ass like sheep, but little kids have been scarred for life by the same people you say deserve respect. fuck you! gay people are not evil ! the fucking church is evil.read their blood soaked history. what are you baa baa blind.

  64. 64

    Dang, this picture of the pope is pretty scary. All its missing is devil horns on his head.

  65. 65

    Re: spiraling642 – who cares if he's "the pope"… head of some society that worships imaginary friends and is responsible for massive over-population in some of the most poverty stricken areas of the world? He's just a man.

  66. 66

    Religion has done nothing but split the world apart for centuries over the age old pissing contest of whose god is THE better god. The Pope for as long as history can recall has done nothing but acts of evil to those who did not follow him. He deserves no respect, he's nothing more than a monster who leads a religion who just wants complete control over the people who believe in god.

  67. 67

    Re: rawr.itsme. – please explain to me why this man deserves respect?? He's just a man. He hasn't done anything good for anyone, he perpetuates a bronze age myth, he promotes over population and hatred. Not worth an ounce of respect.

  68. 68

    Let's read all these angry Catholics quotes for a second. "Perez, I love your site, yada yada yada, I read it everyday and enjoy it when you trash other people! But as soon as he takes aim at the Pope, oh no, that draws the line. Look in the fucking mirror you typical Catholic hypocrites. If you can't take it, don't read the site. The Pope and his tired ways are the reason so many young people are turning away from Catholicism.

  69. 69

    Re: PcHayDe – tell that to the molested kids and their parents!

  70. 70

    Say it like it is….

    I'm sure all the commentors below would think differently if it was their child being molested.

  71. 71

    He really looks like a dead body inhabited by satan.
    Just looking at his face scares the shit out of me.

  72. 72

    Perez this is TOO much! LAY OFF THE POPE YOU JERK! have some respect for others…just because he says something that opposes you doesn't mean you should bash him. YOU AREN'T ALWAYS RIGHT AND NEED TO LEARN RESPECT

  73. 73

    The DEVIL

  74. 74

    Re: ElyZzz – thats how pedophiles like it huh, kept quite and hidden, sneaky… shhh don't talk about it! fuck you!!

  75. 75

    you need to watch what you say. your fucking disrepectful, i use to love you but seriously be mature here, calling him a monster and telling him to suck it. fuck you! you dont know shit. this man is far more important and pure than you will ever be. you think your a celebrity and hott shit well your not, so fuck yourself, and how about you suck it and lay off the catholic community, there are people that respect you and are catholic, so do it back to us please. although i've lost respect for you officially. piece of shit.

  76. 76

    Re: nana2 – then go the fuck away you pedophile protector! what if it were your kids !!

  77. 77

    Perez, I agree with you. Catholic church is great about guilting people into following their doctrine but horrible about leading by example. Justification is all I ever hear about Catholicism. "We're right and everyone else is wrong".

  78. 78

    people have their own opinions and religions perez, are you fucking serious? not everyone is liberal as you are, and you are really offending a LOT of people right now.

  79. 79

    Your avatar is brilliant! Where'd you get the pic?

  80. 80

    I am catholic and what the pope didn't do to protect young children was another hurt from my own church. Arch Bishop Mahonney of Los Angeles should be arrested for pushing the priests who assulted children from one parish to the next and it just keeps going. They have hurt those who represent the true meaning behind religion and the priests who are committed and loyal. You look at priests diffrently at times when you didn't before. If this were any other profession they would have been arrested. I am heart broken by not taking care of things and it has made me rethink the church i grew up in.

  81. 81

    ouchcharlay, i agree. i mean seriously, you don't see anyone discriminating against your beliefs, Perez. you don't do that to others' beliefs. Catholicism has always been about marriage between a man and a women for life as well as the pro-life movement. this is nothing new, so why do you insist on screaming and ridiculing others about it. honestly, get over yourself and accept the fact that not all people share your views on everything. you do not need to be disrespectful about the Catholic Church. you are ridiculous and need to stop.

  82. 82

    Re: urwrong – he protected pedophiles! he's trying to take the focus off the evil church by acting like gays are dangerous. please, gay people are not dangerous!! pedophiles and the organizations that protect them are dangerous along with the dumbass' that worship them!

  83. 83

    Prez, for goodness sake, the Catholic church will NEVER support gay marriage. This post is useless and completely unnecessary because everyone knows there is no FUCKING WAY the Catholic church will ever be for gay rights. It's not even worth your time debating. Save it for a group of people who may actually listen to your arguments. Sorry dude.

  84. 84

    I'm extremely offended by this post. I don't agree with him and his choices but you shouldn't name call.

    Your remarks are rude and ignorant.
    This is all an opinion of a 17 year old girl who's most likely more mature than you'll ever be in a lifetime.

  85. 85

    Too far Perez.

    The Church has been around 2000+ years. Her beliefs on stuff like gay marriage and life in general have not changed in all that time. When your slimy blog is around that long, then you can insult the Pope, kay?

  86. 86

    Re: Boom Boom Pow!! – thats right they will rape your children huh!! oh no better hide teddy, perez the pedophile want your baby!!

  87. 87

    Thank you! To be fair, I stole the last line from Dennis Miller:)

  88. Geesh says – reply to this


    Re: eric1989


    Ever heard of NAMBLA? North American Man Boy Love Association… Of course this is a small portion of the gay men community, but still…

    This has been going on everywhere! Not just the Catholic Church. It's only the Catholic Church that has really been brought to light.

    Because there are bad men inside the Church (not the Pope He is actually the first to speak of this openly…) does not negate the teaching nor the Doctrine.

    Charity people. There is a crisis in this world of perverted men (I say men generally, as in mankind) that are stalking our children. Not just peds hiding in the Church blanketing themselves under the frock, but the gay commmunity as well. Look up NAMBLA Gay men, wanting to slow the spread of Aids by having sex with young boys. Wanted to get a law passed in the 90's. That is their premice…

    Sick, sick, sick!

  89. 89

    Are you people serious?
    I don't care who this man is.
    Children are in danger and he covers it up!
    That's a MONSTER!

  90. 90

    Perez, I agree with what you are saying but you went too far this time. I am not Catholic but a LOT of people in this country are….including a lot of your readers. They take their faith seriously and they take great offense to having their Pope spoken about in this way. What you don't understand, is that you can make a point without resorting to classless, disgusting, vile name calling and vulgarity. You act like you want to be such a champion for gay rights, but dont you see that people will take you a lot more seriously if you stop acting acting like an immature idiot? NOBODY takes you seriously because of this kind of crap. If you really want to help gay rights, why don't you get your act together and learn to put a sentence together that doesn't include an insult or profanity?

  91. 91

    Perez you are such a solider. I love you and keep on trucking.perez forever xo

  92. 92

    Re: ardilla – LOL!! There was something I heard the other day and can't remember where. "Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers"

  93. 93

    Re: TheMrsBradPitt – you hit it dead on.

  94. 94

    Catholic Church=GAY. Pope=GAY.

  95. 95

    honestly mario, you went way too far this time. I 100% support gay rights, but i am also a catholic. I do not understand how you could have the audacity to write something like this. I think you need to remember that you are in no way a serious journalist, but rather just some guy with a celebrity gossip blog. Obviously you are not even trying to be serious using the language and profanity you exhibited in this article. "You can suck it"? Are you 12 years old? Grow up. You have no right to bash such a holy man. I want you to know that this is the last time I, and many of my friends, will be vistiting your site. You are nothing more than low life trash. And you are giving gays a bad name. Don't think that all homosexual people think the same way as you. My cousin is openly gay but attends church every week.

  96. Coqi says – reply to this


    Re: rldh88 – Holy shit - ever heard of using a period. It is used to end a sentence.

  97. 97

    Re: mofolena – Thank you! I couldn't say it any better! Plus all this IDIOTS saying "You cross the line" WHAT FUCKING LINE!? With that NAZI DOUCHE?!?! Give me a fucking break, i wont give no respect for this antisemite ever in my life. The other pope, tho, John Paul II he was pretty cool :].

  98. Kenz says – reply to this


    I am a fan of you Perez, but a practicing Catholic, and that was very offensive to me. I don't agree with all the teachings of the church regarding equality, but to insult my religion as a whole is tasteless. I think you would have more people agreeing with your stance on things if you spoke with eloquence and tact, rather than just calling the Pope names and bashing a religion. That's like me calling a pro-choice person an ******* murderer or something awful. It doesn't get a point across.

  99. 99

    Okay Everyone, seriously, Just wait until you all go to Hell. You too Perez. I thought you were Catholic. You're all going to burn in hell. This website is abut celebrity blogging, this subject has nothing to do with it.

  100. 100

    alsooo…. the pope, and the catholic search aren't celebrity gossip, soo for fuck sakes stop bringing it up. fuck.

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