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No And NO! KiKi Drunkst Joins Stewie Puss Puss On The Road

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Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

[Image via WENN.]

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48 comments to “No And NO! KiKi Drunkst Joins Stewie Puss Puss On The Road

  1. 1

    'The Mush' really? grow up.

  2. 2

    this is just bad bad news. never mind the fact that on the road is kerouac's most boring book, the last thing we need is this cast of teen idols to portray the story. sam riley was a good ian curtis, but i really really don't see him as sal. kerouac wanted an adaptation back in the 50s and wrote to marlon brando asking him to play sal. is sam riley a brando? fuck no. this is just looking like a bad idea.

  3. 3

    I'm thinking what a wonderful movie this would be….NOT!


  4. 4

    lol! I was waiting for your comment on this since the news broke out yesterday! lol! Wll, I'm not going to lie, it is a weird cast… but hey, it is a F.F.Coppola film, so I might actually go to see it!

  5. 5

    Re: xoxo_anonymous

    "The mush" …….I LOVE it!!! lol

  6. 6

    you are a DOUCHE Perez… please take 2 hours out of your day and watch the film SPEAK that Kristen Stewart did when she was 13 YEARS OLD — if you have half a lick of sense, you will retract all the horrid things you say about her acting ablity and her love of the ganja (i'm sorry, who DOESN"T love Mary Jane???)
    she is a beautiful woman, an AMAZING actress and a cool ass stoner chick who doesn't give a flying fuck about popular opinion. I will see every movie she ever makes — even the shitty, badly written Twilight Movies… which are NOT represetative of her talent at ALL!

  7. 7

    "UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??" This made me seriously LOL. BAHAHA!!

  8. 8

    Perez - please take 2 hours out of your day and watch the movie Kristin Stewart did when she was 13 years old called SPEAK — she is an AMAZING actress and you need to BACK THE FUCK OFF OF HER… you're such a child sometimes, I really enjoy your page, but your outright, unjustified hatred of her is annoying

  9. 9

    Perez, I'm no twilight obessive, but you do know kristen stewart got pretty good reviews for her films other than twilight recently right? Just curious what your basing she's a shitty actress on…..other than twilight.

  10. 10

    whats wrong with kirsten dunst?

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: amycakes86 – Although Dunst is 28, I still agree on some of the others. What we have here is Kerouac meets perceived bankability. This one trick pony ever present elephant-in-the-room propensity to move a star from once breakout movie to another because of the box office success of the previous movie looks good on paper to the financiers, but sometimes stories can suffer, with no offense intended to any actors or actresses. Brando they ain't.

  12. 12

    I think it will be a really good movie.

  13. 13

    Re: tospsy0910 – No one has seen those other movies.. People only have seen Twilight.. And she sucks so hard there.. One of the worst actresses i've ever seen

  14. 14

    You're a jealous hater Perez.

  15. 15

    This is too funny. What are they thinking?? 2 bad actress together. I always wonder why don't they kill Mary Jane off in the Spiderman Series. Dunso was just terrible in that series. This movie has already failed at the box office.

  16. 16

    That's funny i named mine after Neil Patrick Harris…

  17. 17

    quit hatin, perez! if you had any sort of love for anything that isn't mainstream, you would know that On The Road is awesome.

    and i love those two girls. they dont give a fuck what anyone thinks!!

  18. 18

    Re: @v@ – i totally agree. having studied kerouac for several years (not meaning to sound obnoxious) i cringed when i heard about this adaptation. the time has passed for this story to be made into a movie, and all they're going to do is add more sex and violence. btw, i meant that kristen is famous for being a teen idol, as its not like she's done much recently.

  19. 19

    Kristen Stewart sucks…she is the worst actress EVER and she is super lucky to even get a part with Kirsten Dunst who happens to be adorable! Oh and I love her teeth too!!!

  20. 20

    I saw Kristen Stewart other movies she acts the same maybe better than Twilight but nothing to go crazy over. Sorry to me she is still a bad actress she always plays the same roles some depress teenager.

  21. 21

    Re: booboobooboo – that's what i'm sayin'!

    i've never heard of the book before. i wonder what it's about..

  22. 22

    Maybe you should read sometime, and less time on the Internet Princess. Start with books with pictures and move your way up.

  23. 23

    Kirsten Dunst is awesome! I love her as an actress. And she may not look conventionally perfect by hollywood standards, but I think she's beautiful in her own way. You obviously have some weird personal thing against her. Have you seen her in Marie Antoinette and The Virgin Suicides? Though some will disagree, I think she was excellent in both roles. And Little Women! From her interviews, she seems very sweet and down to earth. I think you hating her so venomously is wasted energy. Seriously.

  24. 24

    they both are ugly so who cares?

  25. 25

    talking about someones teeth, just how low will you sink perez? it really is no wonder why so many of these actors and actresses cringe at the thought of you. you really are disgusting.

  26. 26

    I'm appalled that they would even make a movie out of of this life changinging book. I know instant gratification is the trend now but if people took the time to read a book, which I feel this is one of hte best ones out there, they might develop some capacity for orignal thought. When I read this book back in middle school, it developed a passion in me to see the country in a rented cadillac convertable, so did Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for that matter. American culture is based widely on some of the epic litreature we have had the honor of calling our own. If every classic piece of writing is reduced to the essence of a one hour soft porn melodrama why even bother learning how to read. If you have a hair on your ass you'll grab yourself a copy along with Catcher in the Rye!

  27. 27

    Yep, I'll see it

  28. 28

    HELL NO!

  29. 29

    Wow you have yet to even see the movie yet you judge it on how much you hate the actresses?–Actresses who have careers FAR more successful than yours or half the actresses you do endorse??

  30. 30

    just because kristen stewart sucked in twilight doesn't mean she sucks in every movie…it's a little creepy how much you bash her for no reason.

  31. 31

    I don't care what you say Perez. They both can act. Dunst is a better actress but they both can act. Something you obvisouly have no clue about.

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Long Legs Louise – It's going to be a tough one to adapt to the screen well without losing something. We'll see. Better SOME Kerouac than no Kerouac for some of these kids, I guess. Maybe one teen will pick up the book.

  33. 33

    YEAH. When I think Jack Kerouac, first thing that comes to mind is KStew.


  34. 34

    wow what a team!
    But don't freakin bash mischa! She has talent.

  35. 35

    i rather keep reading the book.
    i only watch it, if by some miracle i hear WOW reviews of their acting in this.
    which is VERY slim.

  36. 36

    both kristen and kirsten are great actresses…virgin suicides and the cake eaters!

  37. 37

    stfu perez and hare lipped sister. You probably have never even read On the Road, you lame asses. It's his most popular, to be sure, but it's also considered one of his weaker works, with his poetry his more strong suit. IF YOU HAD READ IT, you'd realize women have very little airtime in the book, they are relegated to mexican whores and ditzy nympho ex-wives. So stop trying to act outraged about a book you obviously don't have any background on. Kristen will be fine as Marylou, who has barely several pages devoted to her in the book. No word yet on how kiki will play.

  38. 38

    and for all of you acting like On the Road is above being adapted-please give me a fucking break. I like the book, it's definitely a snapshot of a certain place and time and even definitive. But again, it's a weaker work of his, and the way women are used in this book is almost akin to how Ugly fat rich Americans go to Thailand for sex tours with poor Thai jailbait girls.

  39. 39

    FU pig..I have no idea why you hate Kristen Stewart so much,,shes a hard worker..talented..stays out of trouble and minds her own business..she was PAPPED one time smoking what looked like weed but so have many other actors and actresses and even ones who admit up to it..why dont you pick on them..do you even know this girl..she is a pure sweetheart who just gets nervous hence her tough attitude sometimes..but she is also a very talented and yes i will say it critically acclaimed actress..please go and review her history..the critics love her and her co workers have NEVER had a bad word to say about her BUT they have praised her..Jodi foster..Sean Penn..Emile Hersh..those are just a very few…there are SO many..why do you try and make her look so bad..i will never understand it.

  40. 40

    You really don't like any females apart from lady gaga do you? prob coz she looks like a man…you're such a jealous bitch!

  41. 41

    I'm completely agains the movie, especially with Kristen Stewart in it. So, I will not be going to see it. I think you're being overly critical of Kirsten, and you're absolutely horrible to Mischa. Stop trying to tear the poor woman down, she doesn't need it!

  42. 42

    I hope one day when you're feeling really low and down on ur luck perez that someone sticks the knife in, your words can hurt you know and you may be responsible for making young women feel crap about themselves etc, life is hard enough without peope like you bullying others..I can imagine what you were like at school putting people down just to make yourself feel better. take a look at yourself, realise you're not perfect and keep your dirty mouth shut for once in your life.

  43. 43

    Can you please enlighten me re: why Kirsten Dunst is a drunk? I've never heard of anything, I've never seen pictures of her staggering out of a bar. Is there something I'm missing? Is it as simple as she was a little wild in her teen years? Seriously, enquiring minds want to know. Oh! I'll just go to the Enquirer where you get all your stories, anyway!

  44. 44

    aww poor perez what did Kristen do to u? not suckin your hole enough like GAGA?

  45. 45

    "I've named mt bong after you" hahahahahahaha!!!

  46. 46

    AHEUAHEUAHEUA perez you're the master of sarcasm!! love it!!

  47. 47

    jack kerouac just threw up in his grave… I can´t believe this.

  48. 48

    Hell Yes I am. I love both those two. You just hate on anything that moves and isn't Lady Gaga