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Paula Is Being Stoopid!

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In order for her to join Simon Cowell's new X Factor, Paula Abdul is demanding a $3 million advance from the mogul.

“Paula really wants to reunite with Simon on his new show next year,” claims a source. “But she thinks he needs to either put up – or shut up!”

The two “have discussed reteaming, but Paula feels Simon needs to commit financially.”

We have a solution: HIRE PEREZ!!!

We'll do it for FREE! No joke.

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51 comments to “Paula Is Being Stoopid!”



  1. 1

    I HAVE A SOLUTION : DON'T HIRE PEREZ



  2. 2

    rape your face perez



  3. 3

    We know you will do it for free because you are a cheap whore.



  4. 4

    Hiring Perez would be the death of the show.



  5. 5

    HOWS THAT BOY BAND GOING MARIO….INFACT HOWS THE RECORD LABEL……..OR SLIMMY…..OR…..ANYTHING YOU'VE TRIED TO PROMOTE ?
    YOU'RE AN IMBECILE MARIO.



  6. 6

    You don't look anything like Paula.



  7. 7

    FOR FREE!!! You are so desperate. Simon isn't stoopid enough to hire you. Paula asking for money upfront doesn't sound stoopid either.



  8. 8

    I like you perez I think you could be a really good judge!!! your hella funny….p.s. help me meet Leona Lewis and I will take you off my hit list …ahahhahha joking …I fuckin love you



  9. 9

    As in previous post sucks to be you Mario, fame whore!



  10. 10

    Oh Perez, you are in denial. They will never want you on their show, so just get over it already.



  11. 11

    how can you judge talent when you don't have any ?



  12. 12

    BARF at your desperation



  13. 13

    dude, don't screw urself over by offering urself for free.



  14. 14

    PEREZ SUCKS!!!



  15. 15

    PAULA ISNT BEING STUPID. SHE IS STUPID! I STUPID FUCKING BITCH DRUNK ASSHOLE FACE.



  16. 16

    Even parasites are smart enough not to kill their hosts



  17. 17

    yea free…and you still won't be hired haaaaa

  18. MP says – reply to this


    18

    I hope Simon pays her the 3 mil. He will if he's smart. Paula and Simon together are gold. I still think she got shafted by Idol. She's an original judge and deserved to be paid the big bucks, just like the men got.



  19. 19


    DREAM ON!!!!

    You are entitled to it.



  20. 20

    You will do it for free? HA!



  21. 21

    FUCK OFF PEREZ. NO ONE WANTS YOU. LIVING ON A PIPE DREAM. THE FACT THEY RATHER PAY SOMEONE THAN HIRE YOU IS CLUE ENOUGH THAT PEREZ SUCKS BALLS - AND PROBABLY DOES!!!!!!



  22. 22

    Okay Perez we hear you loud and clear that you'd do it for free (LOL what wouldn't you do for free) but this issue has to do with the fact that we live in a SEXIST society where women are devalued and not compensated nearly as much as men are so before you start crying over what a monster the pope is on his same sex marriage stance maybe you should take a look at yourself and how sexist some of these other posts are. Paula deserves to be paid 3 million when Simon makes what 54 million a year on Idol? F-ing ridiculous.



  23. 23

    give it up,a*hole.
    no one wants to see to on TV..



  24. 24

    oh you fucking fucktard, stop promoting yourself. If they wanted you on the show, they would have been in contact with you. No one wants to see your horse face on tv. Ratings death.



  25. 25

    God, are you desperate.



  26. 26

    Pereza should get her own show called, "Pereza has no talent!"



  27. 27

    Just get to work Paula!!!!



  28. 28

    I'm embarrassed for you



  29. 29

    You just told the Pope to suck it. Nobody is going to hire you to be on their show. Their advertisers would never allow it.



  30. 30

    i didn't like them as a team. i thought they were worn out. She always looked sad and he was always interrupting her and it got old. I say go to a new show and get it fresh instead of trying to pick up stale chemistry from Idol



  31. 31

    In industry terms, 3 million dollars isn't a lot of money, especially after taxes, agents cuts (ten percent of the gross), publicists, lawyers, CPAs, living expenses, and cost of security–she will only be netting about 10 to 20 percent of that money, and with the decline of the dollars and the falling economy…3 million dollars now, is the worth of 1 million dollars, or less, 4 years ago. Paula is actually making a very conservative offer here–she should be asking for 6 million!!! BTW–I am not a fan of her's, I am just being fair considering her name value.



  32. 32

    Paula just died in a plane crash why arent u reporting this…?
    I luv u Paula. Rest in Peace



  33. 33

    If all she is asking for is 3 million then pay the lady. He made 36 million a year for a show that he cannot carry alone as evident by this season it's the least they could do the woman made the show worth watching 4 of the last six seasons were not worth watching with out her the talent was not all that great except for season 8 pay the lady show her some respect. And another thing Perez did'nt you steal this story like you stole the last one from the enquirer about Simon flying her to london and wining and dining and signing her to 4.5 million a year for xfactor if she was that money hungry she would not have accepted that hell she would have stayed with idol for that she's not stupid she's being real why trust him or fox.



  34. 34

    ive sent you the email perez. sinetta simons right hand lady has already let slip that mariah carey is in talks to be the second female judge next to cheryl tweedy



  35. 35

    Simon, Paula, and Sharon for sure. Another male judge I guess but they will have to choose wisely. Maybe Louie Walsh for at least a little while.



  36. 36

    Why are all of you stupid haters posting on his site then? I think he could be a judge on the show, and a damn good one at that. Stop coming here if you don't like him. That pisses me off. You guys call him two faced, well then what are you??!!!



  37. 37

    Can't they hire someone who isn't taking all those prescription pills.
    www.thethrifters.net



  38. 38

    What credentials does Perez have ? None !! I can't believe that he was judging the pagent….. He knows nothing about beauty for sure. I am still glad the girl voiced her opinion on gay marriage. Its okay for gays to voice their opinion but when a straight person does, its wrong… NOT !



  39. 39

    Simon should put up or shut up. 3 mill is coffee and cigarette change to him. BRING BACK PAULA!



  40. 40

    Re: cindydeesam1 – You're a moron. We're not two-faced; we always hate Perez and tell it like we see it. Nobody cares if it pisses you off, honey; that's just icing on our proverbial cake. Now shut up.
    .
    Simon isn't going to hire you, Parasite. You're too much of a joke.



  41. 41

    You are truly pathetic, Perez!



  42. 42

    I watched AI on Wednesday just to see Casey James. It's even better without Paula & her annoying nasal voice. Ellen adds a nice touch to the show. I saw Jon Bon Jovi perform. Then I noticed he was losing his hair. He combs down his bangs to hide his receding hairline but you can still notice it. It's sad. He used to be such a good looking man. Oh well. I guess baldness can happen to anyone, including JBJ.



  43. 43

    FORTUNATELY SIMON'S NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO HIRE YOU ASSHOLE…..



  44. 44

    I really admire your determination Perez but let it go sweetie…It's not happening…you're too fugly for TV….



  45. 45

    works for me…



  46. 46

    Perez, stop it. Here is the deal … NO ONE, AND I MEAN, NO ONE, WANTS TO SEE YOU AS THE HOST OF X-FACTOR OR AMERICAN IDOL … To put you in either would be death to the show(s). You have had your 15 minutes, now go away.



  47. 47

    Perez do you have NO SHAME? Come on dude really? You have to just understand that Simon is brutally smart.,.. brutally successful… thus he will NEVER EVER HIRE YOU. Sorry but its true. So please do yourself a huge favor stop begging for something you will never get.



  48. 48

    LMFAO you're still at it? The source is the Enquirer -_-



  49. 49

    everybody's always JUST about to hire you, huh bitch? funny how it never works out.
    just stay home and count those pills all day, it's really the only thing you've got left lady.



  50. 50

    you would do anything for nothing. we all know you are a desperate famewhore, right there w/ heidi montag.



  51. 51

    Give her a break. Booze and pills are expensive these days.