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Aren't they just the portrait of love and stability?

Check out this cringe-worthy clip from tomorrow night's episode of The Hills, where The Real Heidi Doll not only explains to Kristin Cavallari the benefits of healing crystals, but how her psychotic husband, Spencer, essentially holds her as a willing captive in his domain of douchedom.

Truly scary stuff here, folks. Not for the weak of heart.

You think we're kidding, but we're not.

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107 comments to “More Speidi Craziness”

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  1. 1

    i refuse to believe that he's really that insane. He just wants to keep his fifteen minutes drug out to the last second. This show will end soon, and I really don't think they'll be getting a lot of work.

  2. 2

    Isolating her from her family, friends, and outside influences is typical of an abuser. If he destroys everything in her life except him, he wins. Hopefully she will wake up an escape before it gets any worse.

  3. 3

    I like Kristin Cavallari, her facial expressions are hilarious here.

  4. 4

    spencer is awesome. he's like the new charlie manson.

  5. 5

    I hope I can find a love like this one day…

  6. 6


  7. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    IMO her new, improved face looks sooo good. It really makes her look beautiful
    and therefore much too good for Spencer.

  8. 8

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd…..you actually believe this Perez/Mario/Mario's sister/whoever writes this? You're an idiot if you do. It's so fake and scripted and staged. The way everybody talks gives it away. You seriously can't be that stupid to believe it's real. I think you're in on it, to help promote this as "real" and hype up ratings for the show. You're probably on the Hills payroll. Seriously. There's no way you're that dumb.

    Or hey…..maybe you are.

  9. 9

    spencer needs to get off the voodoo meth train he's on. poor heidi needs to get away and seek counseling. i could see her having some type of career still. like we need a new pamela anderson, ours has gotten really old. she could be the new blond big boobed "actress". spencer, on the other hand has NO talent.

  10. 10

    Damn this show has fallen and got so fucking boring.
    It used to be fun to watch with good girl Lauren, now its a bunch of boring 20-somethings with no storyline.

  11. 11

    Re: TheMrsBradPitt – i agree. i think spencer knows that by acting this insane he'll get the attention he thinks he deserves. he may not as crazy as we all think! just another fame whore though.

  12. 12

    That crystal crap is so stupid. People actually believe that crap works?

  13. 13

    If Crystals are so good at healing then how come she couldn't move her mouth or chew food correctly for ages after her surgeries. You'd think that those magical crystals would have taken care of that.

  14. 14

    When are they going to die?

  15. 15

    I with Spencer would get really pissed off at the Perez and kick his balls in. That would be funny.

  16. 16

    Can't he just kill her, commit suicide, and let us all just move on with our lives?

    There is nothing about the new level of crazy they are bringing today that is any different than yesterdays… this is the same reason I don't watch Jerry Springer or Maury. Cattiness, self-worship, false-religiosity… just basic bullshit tv here, people. Change your channels.

  17. 17

    I think he's really nuts. And he needs help. Sure his irate behavior may have started off as a stunt on the hills to create drama but now he's become to accustomed to it that it comes out naturally. He was first this ladies man/douche and now he's a "star" douche that has no woman in their right mind that wants to be near him, so he's keeping the only desperate one who will be with him under lock and key. Spencer get help and Heidi, never have kids with this man.

  18. 18

    How is it that she doesn't see what a complete loser and abuser he is?? "I don't LET her watch t.v, go on the internet…." She can't possibly be that stupid can she?? I feel real bad for her.

  19. 19

    Spencer can you say David Koresh

  20. 20

    She only writes poems and pet's puppies. Team Spencer!

  21. 21

    *pets puppies

  22. 22

    My crazy alarm just went off…. Scripted or not, Spencer needs to GTFO (:

  23. 23

    I am nearly speechless, and although to me they've always been a little wacko..well, sheesh it's over the edge now. Wondering, no PRAYing this is all for show b/c if not they need serious help! Get her away from crazy crystal man!

  24. 24

    ok, this is getting scary now - he looks fucking INSANE. and he "only LETS her" do shit?????? WHAT THE FUCK?!!! run and run FAST heidi… well, not that you'll even SEE THIS considering he won't LET YOU. Fuck, this shit is scary as hell… i'm just waiting for the day we log on and see that he's fucking holding her hostage at gunpoint or something some day - this asshole is NUTS - he needs help. and Heidi needs to get the fuck OUT OF THERE ASAP.

  25. 25

    my mistake: Read and write poetry and pray and pet puppies and read books

  26. 26

    WTF is up with his hair has he always had a white mans FRO ???

  27. 27

    Wow…lol. I have no words. He really is that screwed up though, I believe that much. It`s sad to re-watch season 1 of The Hills and see how Heidi used to be - and to see where she is now.

  28. 28

    He keeps her logged out of the matrix? I think Heidi is going to have a
    hard time convincing our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to put down their weapons..
    and just carry Spencer Pratts crystals. These two need some sort of intervention.
    And what on earth is wrong with her chin? Heido looks like a transvestite or
    a cartoon character.

  29. 29

    They are faking. Otherwise there would be an intervention. Seriously, who would give Heidi an acting job at this point other than the ones she got that spoofed her plastic surgeries?? The fact that they are faking this is horribly pathetic in iteself.

  30. 30

    Sheer awesomeness. How long til we confirm that the "magic crystals" are really crack cocaine? They really are on their way to becoming the new Bobby and Whitney. Only whiter and crazier.

  31. 31

    I don't think he's crazy. Media and shows make people out to be who they really aren't.

    There's probably a lot behind the scenes people don't know about. She's a grown woman, she can makes choices herself and if it's true he's doing what people think he is… and she deals with it. Then its HER problem, and she might enjoy that type of relationship! Let her suffer, she's had offers for help.

  32. 32

    If they're "acting" then they are extremely talented. But considering all the plastic surgery she got, I'd say the dysfunction isn't scripted.

  33. 33

    heidi looks CRAZY

  34. 34

    I wonder if MTV feels at all responsible for getting this girl into an abusive relationship and making her so insecure that she almost killed her self for plastic surgery.

  35. 35

    What part of "she only writes poems and pets puppies" isn't registering with people as being a joke?

    Does that not strike you as being a strange thing to say? It's because it is. It's humor. This isn't real.

    And what part of Heidi's wink and nod after telling her friend about the crystal didn't register with people? You actually think real people having a real conversation talk this way? What planet do you people live on?

  36. 36

    I hate this guy soo much!!!
    1.He's sooooooo UGLYY.
    2. He's poor my parents gives me more money in a mouth that he makes in 2 years.
    3. Nobody wants to be associate with him.
    4. He's a real looser that thinks that beeing 'famous' for being a douche is good.
    5. He has NO friends at ALLL!
    6. He has mental issues!!
    7. Even his famaly doesnt want to have nothing to do with him.
    8. Even if Heidi looks like a monster she's the best he can ever got and he's got her because she's just soo stupid and she needs help as well.
    9. Where the fuck is he gonna be 5 years from now?

  37. 37

    Djeezz..so sad…but people like that need to fall hard..real hard before they can wake up. Heidi is in for a rude awakening one day..poor soul..

  38. 38

    What's disturbing in this clip is how happy Heidi looks about reading books and petting puppies all day. I REALLY hope this is just for the show. The Spencer antics were kind of funny at first (flirting w/ Stacie the bartender, remember that anyone?) and wasn't a big deal…but this is truly psycho!

  39. 39

    lol lovesz it

  40. 40

    ya at first i was like oh hes hella lost it but now its kind of like all for show i mean shes all smiling like oh ya im trapped in my house and alll i do is write poetry and im so happy alll thr trying to do is create drama so they can get ther own show on mtv

  41. 41

    get off the crystal and get help assholes!!

  42. 42

    wow this show has really gone down the shitter! god they are so far gone…i wouldn't be surprised to know that they eventually died from "drinking the koolaid"

  43. 43

    why people dont like Kristin Cavallari . lol shes hilarious when she does the "sight"

  44. 44

    hahhaah….funny perezzz…..spencer is highly psychotich with a splash of schizophrenia….and kristin is like yeah yeah hahahaha…..this can´t be for real….I can´t.. won´t belief it !!!

  45. 45


  46. 46

    What is up with that stupid hairdo he's now got?!? Wow…..way beyond yuk!!

    This show is so contrived, it's now gone beyond idiots. It should have gone off the air LONG AGO…..

    All of them will have nothing afterwards…..they're all nauseating…..I wouldn't pay for anything they might do afterwards — you'd have to be crazy to…..

  47. @v@ says – reply to this


    Wow. He's isolating her to up his control. Scary sh*t. Scarier that she's too stupid to understand the dynamics. Crystals, my hocus pocus ass. Any power comes from within. Any effect from crystals is strictly placebo and psychological, trust me on this.

  48. 48

    heidi looks great :)

  49. 49

    She looks like Guy Smiley from Sesame Street…ugly heffa!

  50. 50

    LMFAO! It's always the guys with the smallest "equipment" that feel THIS INSECURE. These 2 cracker-heads are the best comedy duo since Ricky & Lucy. Human cartoons. Spencer Pratt cannot be serious!

  51. 51

    Oh. My. God. These people are not crazy, these people are not slipping off the edge. Christ people they are actors. They are entertainers. This is what they do, and quite frankly, do a wonderful job at making society look like jackasses! Is this what is entertaining to people?? I promise you they go home just like everyone else and live their lives inside their 4 walls just like everyone else. They have jobs just like you and I have jobs, only their jobs are a HELL of a lot different than yours and mine. Their jobs entail publicity schemes and giving themselves away to society to make $$. It's a shame that society is so ignorant in this day and age to fall for this shit…

  52. 52

    spencer is so hot, but he's fucking lame. and holly, i can't picture her kicking 'spencer's bitch ass punk bitch across town.'

    @Re: Peasoup – :
    she HAS to be fucked up to be ok with that.

  53. 53

    Crystal Queen Spencer

  54. 54

    OMG KRISTIN'S FACE!!! hahahahahaha wow, that is one crazy couple..

  55. 55

    "I don't let her go on T.V" he says to the camera of the show they are both on. Umm…?

    Also, he is a controlling abuser. His life can only go downhill from here. Hopefully Perez will see what a messed up abusive relationship this woman is in, and give her a break.

    When you pick on them Perez, pick on him more, and be nicer to her. PLEASE!

  56. 56

    "I dont let her" ok Heidi if that isnt an act for tv then you better get the fuck out now!

  57. 57

    I think Heidi would have had the courage to leave Spencer by now if she hadn't had all those surgeries. Now, she is trapped because her body image issues are so much worse now with the botched surgeries. Dr. Ryan definiately malpracticed. He touched his OWN beautiful work on her nose (malpractice) and sliced her chin in half making her face disproportionate (malpractice) and injected her cheekbones with filler making her nasiolabel folds more prominent (malpractice). It is not normal even in Hollywood to cut a perfectly beautiful face into a million peices and then put it back together again. Don't get me started on the boobs (again malpractice). Heidi has to live with her decision for the rest of her life and trust me she will have complications physically. She needs counseling from a psychiatrist and a good lawyer as the statute of limitations is ticking away. Something very bad is happening here and now she is relying on Spencer for everything when Dr. Ryan could have refused to do surgery, explained to her how good she looks, and recommended counseling. Instead he took her big fat paycheck.

  58. 58


  59. 59

    omg…HE IS HAILRIOUS!!! come on people this show is scripted and staged everything has been they prolly arent even married legally its all for the cameras and audience..and Ca$h! This is like the biggest reality tv hoax of all time!

  60. 60

    "All she does is does is read and write poetry… pray.. and read books.. and pet puppies.. and read books." aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  61. 61

    Re: rosebud99 – My thoughts as well. Watching the whole Heidi getting so much work done (as such a young age) and Spencer closing her off from family, friends and the world itself, gets me the feeling that she's not in control of her life at all. Spencer is showing all the classic signs of an abuser. And MTV just loves the publicity they're getting. Shame.

  62. 62

    Holy controlling douchebag, Batman!

  63. 63

    Just so you know, a lot of mental illnesses manifest in people in their 20's. I had a friend who developed paranoid schizophrenia at 23 after being a nice normal dude growing up. I don't think Spencer is just having a freak-out, there is something bad inside of him, as in, I think he needs to see a psychiatrist, ASAP.

    I've been around a lot of people with mental illnesses, and Spencer REALLY reminds me of someone with a mental illness, and it's gradually developing and getting worse.

    I hope they both get help, they're in a bad situation.

  64. 64

    What crystal has the power to make attention whores disappear into obscurity because I'll gladly buy one.

  65. 65

    Re: Q*bert – you fool. whether it's real or not…the wink was for her warzone comment…as in..shes constantly in one and most likely uses it frequently.

    that is if it were real. however…the nod and wink at the end of the explanation werent what you say they are…

  66. 66

    I don't like Heidi, but damn hopefully she leaves. Cutting her off from family and the world is a bit messed up, and obviously she's not handling it well (plastic surgery.)

  67. 67

    and they wonder why their ratings have gone down

  68. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: HarisPilton – Maybe if we all do one of those mass consciousness group thinks…if THEY heard about it, it might work because they believe in mumbo jumbo.

  69. 69

    C'mon what a load of scripted shit. This is nothing more than a bad soap opera. The shit these people do apparently away from the camera is just an extension of the show. These people are no more real than Shrek

  70. 70

    kristen is so gorgeous! and heidi's sister is so much cuter than her now hahaha.

  71. 71

    In my opinion, I don't care if they are faking all of this or if it is 100% real, they are putting it out there for people to believe and that just goes to show what kind of terrible people they both are. They don't care that people think they're crazy or that piece of shit is totally mentally abusing freakshow Heidi, no they don't care. They WANT us to believe it. So in my book, that goes as the same thing. Real or not. They're both beyond pathetic.

  72. 72

    sooooo creepy! she is "logged out of the matrix"…too weird…i would think maybe this was fake but i don't think he is smart enough to fake this crazy act!

  73. 73

    That's some porn calibre acting right there. No wonder they're bagging that show.

  74. 74

    ya it's soooo real! Dude, stop writing about them. This is why they get on covers of magazines, let's pretend to be crackheads for more press. good one perez, you're such an enabler.

  75. 75


  76. 76

    this guy is fucking crazy.

  77. 77

    Agreed. He totally is Charlie Manson. But as much as I hate to admit it , this is a sad attempt at a story line. It's all bullshit. Still strange, but bullshit. They need attention so bad they will pretend to be nut jobs. And sit back and laugh at us idiots as we all buy into and they get richer.

  78. 78

    Re: ianlandry

    You claim that Spencer Pratt "is poor and your parents give you twice
    as much money in a mouth as he makes in a year." After reading your entire
    post I suggest you use some of that money on a decent education. You can not
    spell correctly nor form a correct sentence.

  79. 79

    she needs to get out.. like.. 6 months ago.
    he is so fucked up.

  80. 80

    she is logged out of the matrix…WTF!!!?

  81. 81

    Crazy. Maybe he knows what he's doing and this is all just a game.

  82. 82

    he is a fucking nutjob. it is definitely typical abusive behavior spencer is showing (isolating her from friends and family, not allowing her to leave the house or do certain things). heidis family and friends shouldnt give up on her, she needs to get away from spencer.

  83. 83

    Re: xxstar21xx – You may have a point. But if you're right, you have to wonder why they're turning themselves into fly-by-night freakshows (to the point where she's physically mutilating herself) instead of beginning legit acting careers. I mean, to go to these extremes when you're smart/talented enough to make more $$$ with dignity, you really have to CARE about what you're doing. Which makes me think: maybe this is some sort of postmodern social experiment. E.g. "If I display all textbook signs of a sociopath and people buy it, how long will (a) society go without responding with positive action, (b) people consider it entertaining, (c) network TV support these antics w/airtime and $$$, (d) my ass keep getting kissed by talkshow hosts, photogs and anyone with something to promote???? I might say they could be collecting fat paychecks from one of those gov't think tanks to perform a study of post-911 American anomie and apathy, but then I'd just sound like Spencer Pratt…

  84. 84

    it's pretty funny, Spencer's Gonzo

  85. 85

    maby spencer should spend some time at an asylum

  86. @v@ says – reply to this


    Even when they both think they're tuned in they're STILL logged out of the matrix, lol.

  87. 87

    Spencer has needs an Abilify capsule the size of a baseball. Heidi needs years of talk therapy. Girlfriend is an idiot.

  88. 88

    The few times I have heard her speak, it has made me wish someone would punch her in that ugly face of hers.

  89. 89

    he is fucking revolting

  90. 90

    Re: Sexsai – You've hit the nail on the preverbial head!

  91. 91

    I LOVE HEIDI. :)

  92. 92

    Re: ianlandry – you sound friendless.

  93. 93

    Re: that1tallchick – agreed.

    @Re: OhJustPickOne – agreed

  94. 94

    ALL SCRIPTED. No more real than an episode of Seinfeld. The clip is sent to Perez who in turn posts it on his site. Nice cross-polinization of publicity and money changing hands.

    What they're doing (MTV, The Hills Producers and the Gossip sites) is eerily similar to creating a persona (either good or bad) as a wrestler with the WWE.

  95. 95

    Trust me Heidi's actions are not acting. She has every sign of Body Dysmorphic Disorder, which includes being in denial about it. She is addicted to her appearance point blank. She has excessive mirror checking, excessive mirror avoidance (taking down mirrors in her house while recovering), overemphasis on her outer appearance controlling her moods, wishing her hair was longer, fixating on minor imperfections which markedly interfer with her ability to function in society, getting massive amounts of plastic surgery even alterting prior good plastic surgery in order to alievate her anxiety, which never works with body dysmorphic disorder, asking for reassurances from family and friends on if she looks good. This is classic denial of body dysmorphic disorder. Most people who have this disorder do not realize they have it and pass of their concerns as being overly vain when in reality they have the opposite problem, which is that they feel ugly. Look up any website on body dysmorphic disorder and the symptoms. She pays people to cut her for temporary relief of this horrible disorder, which always backfires. She needs help. She is NOT acting. They are just both in denial.

  96. 96

    Spencer has shitty hair

  97. 97

    If that's all for TV they're really taking it too far. I mean, they are real people in situations like that and they shouldn't be exploiting it like that. BUT if it's real, there's no help for Heidi. You can't help those that won't help themselves first.

  98. 98

    Coming from a Nurse, 25 years in the business, 1 word for his behavior.. OPIATES

  99. 99

    Does any1 else realize how ugly he is? I mean like physically, he's got the ugliest f'd up face. eww! He needs plastic surgery MORE than she ever did.

  100. 100

    y0u all know the whole show is scripted, right? I mean you all aren't that stupid to believe this sh!t right?
    plus they both suck @ acting lol
    I think it's quite humorous! But damn the Hills producers really could of gotten a HOTT guy to play Spencer's part. Come on , that guy is sooo unattractive!

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